I'm a bit of a lurker here, i've posted before but this incident deserved an entry here. I'm about 8.5 hard and about 5 1/2 to 6 soft, but i have fairly large testicles so it pushes it up. Anyways I put on my jeans with the button up fly as I always do. I show a bulge, but it's never bothered me. They had been wearing a bit thin and two of the buttons were loose. So I met up with some friends and sat down and what happened..Yup, the two loose buttons pinged off, hit a glass and part of the package (in underwear luckily) came poking out in public. I apologise, I was bright red and I tried to hide it, but the fly wasn't concealing it. So I had to grab my jumper and pull it right down over and put on my jacket. Those that know me laughed, those that didnt had no clue where to look. I'm considering buying zip fly jeans next time! It ruined an otherwise good night! I feel a bit better about it today, so i though't I'd share.