Make Her Cum Or The World Ends

wallyj84

Superior Member
Joined
Jul 23, 2008
Posts
7,023
Media
0
Likes
3,954
Points
333
Location
United States
One night the goddess of legend, Aphrodite appears in your bedroom. She is more beautiful than you could have ever previously imagined a woman to be and she is horny. Dangerously horny.

She tells you that she wants to fuck a mortal and you're it, but she doesn't like wasting her time. When Aphrodite fucks, she needs to cum and it is her partner's job to make her cum. You are at first excited at the prospect of being with this supernatural beauty, but then she says that if she doesnt have an incredible night, she'll destroy all life on Earth.

Can you do it? Can you give a deity an orgasm? What will be your sexual strategy to save the world?

This topic is open to both sexes.
 

Pumpme

Admired Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Oct 13, 2019
Posts
360
Media
5
Likes
824
Points
213
Location
Auburn (Washington, United States)
Verification
View
Sexuality
50% Straight, 50% Gay
Gender
Male
Problem,...
Aphrodite did not have the power to destroy all life of Earth,...and even if she did Zeus would kill her for doing it.
Anyways, I'd still eat her pussy and boink the fuck out of her because just being around her would make me insanely horny with a hardon that wouldn't go away.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Gj816

XXXWolverineXXX

Superior Member
Joined
Mar 2, 2014
Posts
7,097
Media
408
Likes
8,891
Points
158
Location
CA.
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
How would you do it? This is a god's pussy. When she does a kegel she does it in 9 dimensions. Would you be able to last long enough to make her cum?
Easily my dick is Andüril and my cum contains the anti matter equation so not only would I send her into another dimension I would split her in half and send each half into a different abyss.
Thank you.
 

Motion-of-the-Ocean

Worshipped Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Jun 7, 2013
Posts
9,719
Media
423
Likes
23,124
Points
408
Verification
View
Sexuality
99% Straight, 1% Gay
Gender
Male
So if I make her come and save the world, I will be hailed as the hero of humanity after an incredible night of passion.

But if I don't make her come the human race will end but I still will have gotten my rocks off.

I'm failing to see the downside in either of these outcomes.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Gj816

wallyj84

Superior Member
Joined
Jul 23, 2008
Posts
7,023
Media
0
Likes
3,954
Points
333
Location
United States
Problem,...
Aphrodite did not have the power to destroy all life of Earth,...and even if she did Zeus would kill her for doing it.
Anyways, I'd still eat her pussy and boink the fuck out of her because just being around her would make me insanely horny with a hardon that wouldn't go away.

You're basing that off of old myths that were changed to make the men seem more powerful and important than they really were.
 

Sagittarius84

Legendary Member
Joined
May 16, 2018
Posts
2,108
Media
0
Likes
2,201
Points
158
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
One night the goddess of legend, Aphrodite appears in your bedroom. She is more beautiful than you could have ever previously imagined a woman to be and she is horny. Dangerously horny.

She tells you that she wants to fuck a mortal and you're it, but she doesn't like wasting her time. When Aphrodite fucks, she needs to cum and it is her partner's job to make her cum. You are at first excited at the prospect of being with this supernatural beauty, but then she says that if she doesnt have an incredible night, she'll destroy all life on Earth.

Can you do it? Can you give a deity an orgasm? What will be your sexual strategy to save the world?

This topic is open to both sexes.
Depends really...Aphrodite being the goddess of love and all implies some sort of sexual self accountability, so between my self confidence and willingness to take direction, i feel like i can help her achieve that which she already knows herself...
But given the way the question is posited it seems more like a situation that reflects a lot of our collective realities; being expected to bring about orgasm to a partner who doesn't really know how to bring one on herself...in which case id refuse and gladly smoke my final blunt as the world ends around me.
 
  • Like
Reactions: wallyj84

wallyj84

Superior Member
Joined
Jul 23, 2008
Posts
7,023
Media
0
Likes
3,954
Points
333
Location
United States
In Mythology Aphrodite, was never acknowledged, as to have the power to end all life; or destroy the world.

Don't be fooled, Dont Be Stan


Didn't you ever watch Xena? Aphrodite was one of the few gods to survive Xena's war on the gods. I think it was her and Ares.

It is obvious that Hercules and Ares, Hercules survives into the 90s, kill each other in battle at some point and Aphrodite is the only one left with the knowledge and power of the gods. That is why she now has the power to destroy the world.

If your sexual skills don't work, perhaps Xena in one of her reincarnated forms can stop Aphrodite?
 
  • Like
Reactions: ronin001

wallyj84

Superior Member
Joined
Jul 23, 2008
Posts
7,023
Media
0
Likes
3,954
Points
333
Location
United States
Depends really...Aphrodite being the goddess of love and all implies some sort of sexual self accountability, so between my self confidence and willingness to take direction, i feel like i can help her achieve that which she already knows herself...
But given the way the question is posited it seems more like a situation that reflects a lot of our collective realities; being expected to bring about orgasm to a partner who doesn't really know how to bring one on herself...in which case id refuse and gladly smoke my final blunt as the world ends around me.

So Xena would be our last hope.
 

ronin001

Mythical Member
Gold
Platinum Gold
Cammer
Joined
May 16, 2009
Posts
10,295
Media
54
Likes
47,045
Points
618
Location
New York (United States)
Sexuality
99% Straight, 1% Gay
Gender
Male
Didn't you ever watch Xena? Aphrodite was one of the few gods to survive Xena's war on the gods. I think it was her and Ares.

It is obvious that Hercules and Ares, Hercules survives into the 90s, kill each other in battle at some point and Aphrodite is the only one left with the knowledge and power of the gods. That is why she now has the power to destroy the world.

If your sexual skills don't work, perhaps Xena in one of her reincarnated forms can stop Aphrodite?


You are comparing hollywood mythology, to Ancient Greek Mythology
I would tell her I had a headache, find someone else
 
  • Like
Reactions: Scarletbegonia

DiamondJoe

Superior Member
Joined
Jun 27, 2020
Posts
6,578
Media
10
Likes
7,866
Points
133
Age
44
Location
Glastonbury (Somerset, England)
Sexuality
50% Straight, 50% Gay
Gender
Male
This thread requires a new emoji; one with two eyes of very different size and downward sloping mouth.

So, Aphrodite is possibly not the best choice of goddess since her attributes are positive (love, procreation, beauty, pleasure & passion) and as someone said Zeus would, as Aphrodite's father, simply outrank and forbid her from destroying the world.

Pick an elder god or titan, someone like:

Thesis - the personification of creation
Phanes - personification of procreation
Or best of all Echidna, the hideous all-mother of monsters
 

wallyj84

Superior Member
Joined
Jul 23, 2008
Posts
7,023
Media
0
Likes
3,954
Points
333
Location
United States
This thread requires a new emoji; one with two eyes of very different size and downward sloping mouth.

So, Aphrodite is possibly not the best choice of goddess since her attributes are positive (love, procreation, beauty, pleasure & passion) and as someone said Zeus would, as Aphrodite's father, simply outrank and forbid her from destroying the world.

Pick an elder god or titan, someone like:

Thesis - the personification of creation
Phanes - personification of procreation
Or best of all Echidna, the hideous all-mother of monsters

Even if Zeus was still around, he was killed by Hercules, he barely beat Adam the first man, when they fought during Ragnarok. I think Aphrodite could take him. She might not look like a fighter, but I bet those titties would make dangerous weapons.

Aphrodite.jpg