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In the old days many times the young man was taken to a brothel and taught by a pro, so he knew what to do when he was with his real woman.

This is so stupid to me. Before you have a clue don't go look for ideas, after you know what you are doing go look for ideas, ridiculous.

Learn how to read on your own, then go to school afterwards.
utter nonsense.

and this is the problem...porn does NOT teach you to read!
it a film. it no more teaches to read than the film version of moby dick does!
and it's a story about that girl in that movie.
so when a guy gets his hands on a real book he is so convinced that the story is the same as the one he saw in the film that he just follows that plot, without ever even trying to read the book in his hand.
well, as a book, i am NOT the same story as the girl in the porno, and i actually hate that story.
had you waited until you had a book and patiently learned to read it, slid your tentative finger gently across each page to underline the words, then you would know my story...you might stumble over a few words but i'd help you out.
instead you've just watched the movie, stayed illiterate and convinced yourself that, because you know THAT story, because all those books look kinda the same, that this is just as good as learning how to read!


...have we taken the metaphor to it's limit yet?
 

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Things that I don't get;

Cumming on a girl's face. Does zilch for me Never understood this
anal sex: it can be fun but its more a accessory than the main outfit
gagging: yuck
Baby talk: What?
Slapping a girl's face. You see it in porn I really do not get it. Really.


Interesting story: I was dating 2 girls once and they both liked dirty talk. However, one would always say" I want you to fuck me like I am your whore," The other? I want you to fuck me like a slut."

If I somehow got the 2 mixed up, the sex was kaput. The first hated the word slut and the 2nd hated the idea of being a whore.
 

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Who ever said the first time was going to be perfect? Of course it takes a bit of practice. You don't need porn to instruct you though. Did people not have good sex before bang bros existed? Use your imagination then when you run out of ideas go look at some porn. Create you own style before you go simply copying everything you see.

The Joy Of Sex by Alex Comfort was my source for new ideas when I ran out.My girlfriends dad gave it to me just before we got married!:biggrin1:

In the old days many times the young man was taken to a brothel and taught by a pro, so he knew what to do when he was with his real woman.

My father learned this way and what he learned was:Tell her what you want,do it quick and get out so she can clean up for the next guy!This teaching worked so well that he got to pay for two divorces and earned the title of minute man in our home town!:rolleyes:
 
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i learned from books.
there are so many good books on sex...all speaking of mutual pleasure and communication. more ideas for positions and techniques than porn has ever covered. explanations of how and why, warnings, signs to look for. and always the message that different people enjoy different things.
 

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Learning to read has no relevance whatsoever to sex. Sex is a human instinct, it doesn't need to be taught.

Its stupid to you, because you are stupid.
No procreation is instinctual, sexual ability is taught.

You are absolutely brilliant. It is stupid to you, because you are stupid. Did you stay up late to think that one up.

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utter nonsense.

and this is the problem...porn does NOT teach you to read!
it a film. it no more teaches to read than the film version of moby dick does!
and it's a story about that girl in that movie.
so when a guy gets his hands on a real book he is so convinced that the story is the same as the one he saw in the film that he just follows that plot, without ever even trying to read the book in his hand.
well, as a book, i am NOT the same story as the girl in the porno, and i actually hate that story.
had you waited until you had a book and patiently learned to read it, slid your tentative finger gently across each page to underline the words, then you would know my story...you might stumble over a few words but i'd help you out.
instead you've just watched the movie, stayed illiterate and convinced yourself that, because you know THAT story, because all those books look kinda the same, that this is just as good as learning how to read!


...have we taken the metaphor to it's limit yet?
I know you mean to put fuck in place of read in the first part of your rant, or at least I hope so.

I already stated that current porn, for the most part, is not the best to teach. That aside, it is better than watching dogs fuck, which was the first example many of my generation had.

There is a lot of porn out there which will give a boy or a girl a better starting point than not knowing anything.

You make the nice illeration about sliding a finger across your pages, guess what, if it is the first time for both of you, the odds are the pages are going to get ripped. You say you will help, but that is if you are experienced, not as a virgin.
 

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You make the nice illeration about sliding a finger across your pages

Illustration? Image? Alliteration?

If you meant alliteration you need to read a dictionary as well. Alliteration is the use of the same consonant at the start of words that are close together - for example this excerpt from a Monty Python sketch:

Man: The Mohmedans don't come 'round here wavin' bells at us! We don't get Buddhists playing bagpipes in our bathroom! Or Hindus harmonizing in the hall! The Shintus don't come here shattering sheet glass in the shithouse, shouting slogans...
Woman: All right, don't practice your alliteration on me.

:smile:
 

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When i was younger i spit on my cock because she said it hurt, she was mad at me for a week. I guess i learned that lesson the hard way.
 

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The website doesn't really say anything. Yes, there is some truth in it, but isn't there even truth to be found in porn if you look hard enough? This site seems pointless.

And I for a fact do like it when a guy comes in my face when it's the right guy and the right moment. I do like anal, spitting can be fun, I do like dirty talk in its extremes and there's no way in hell I'd be found unshaven. It's just as much stereotyping to say there are NO ladies that do like it, as it is to say they all do.

Pretty much agree eh...this web site says "some ppl like it some dont" i dont think it would be possible to say any less.
And its not like every porno ends in a facial, has anal or starts with going st8 for the cock.

But lets be honest, pretty sure that watching a dinner date and a movie for 4 hours before a porn started might be more real, but it wouldnt be much fun.

The whole point of porn is to give/show ppl something that they dont get their wife/gf.