Make Masturbation Cute

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    Tie a fluffy pink bow around your willy.

    But seriously... some men look extremely hot handling themselves, and some look like complete idiots, especially the ones who thrash about and make obnoxiously fake pleasure noises/faces. So, try to keep the porno-style spanking technique to a minimum.

    Next idea?
     
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    Failing cuteness, one could guarantee anonymity by putting a tiny pair of these on Mr. Happy ...
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    Pee Wee Herman.
     
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    insert a rose into your urethra.
     
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    One of Martha Stewart's lovely floral arrangements...it's a Good Thing. Hehehehehehe.
     
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    Any ladies up for crocheting a cock cozy?
     
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    My sister is learning how to knit... hmm...

    That's it! The Boner Bonnet!!
     
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    Hmm. Cute? LOL, but no. It doesn't require cutesifying; it needs to become acceptable and desirable.

    I find watching a man masturbate extremely erotic, but I don't have the hangups so many people have, taught to them by parents and/or church "officials." I was raised atheist, and encouraged to masturbate rather than go out 'screwing around.' (Not that I didn't do my fair share of that, but luckily some bad habits fade with age.)

    Getting rid of the negative attitudes towards self-pleasuring would go a LONG way towards making it something that people can enjoy on their own and with their partners.

    Having said all that, the Boner Bonnet is a delicious idea!! And the rose? Heee! So, I'm not the only one to think of something like that (although in my scenario, the man puts a feather in his penis just before orgasm, so that it is shot out when he cums!)
     
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    I raised my boys in the church and taught them the same thing you were taught. Not all religious people are crazy, just some of them.

    I got here too late to give my idea. Tying a ribbon around the dick would be cute. Or...Special prizes for the women who said the video or live performance was cute.
     
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    My dad raised me as a single father. He is only 20 years older than I am. He told me everything and said it would be something I would enjoy the rest of my life. When I was younger, my dad walked into my room a couple of times when I was wanking, and I was NOT embarrassed and neither was he
     
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    schs1977: You really like reviving old threads that haven't been active in 5 years.
     
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    I love when ppl revive threads! Btw making it look like your inexperienced makes it look like your innocent and cute.
     
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    With or without the thorns????
     
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    So your father thought it's cute?

    Anyhow my idea to make it less disgusting for the woman is rub the cock with chocolate syrup while wanking.. this way more chances she'll be tempted to lick it during the act! ;)
     
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    Hard to say that a "large number of people" think beating off is disgusting. What did you do, take a POLE...er, POLL?
     
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