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I wonder if vegetarians go to steak houses to see if somebody makes fun of them

hey, how'd you know i was a vegetarian?

i'm new to posting here and can certainly add to this topic. i was blessed with a whopping 4.8 inches and am probably what some would call a skinny-mini. but i have absolutely no qualms with my size and have learned over time that the sp teasing thing is actually quite a turn on for me.

i think it basically comes down to guys just wanting to be noticed for what they have. big or small. attention is attention is attention...

i was once strutting my stuff on a nude beach (and if you've seen my pics, you know what i look like soft!) when i heard some guy point me out to his girlfriend, saying "Look. A small penis." She looked, then met me in the eyes with an amused smile. I walked off innocently enough, but was melting inside.

i've been hooked ever since!

and it honestly doesn't affect my self-esteem, my love-making, or give me a complex. so if you're afraid of saying something wrong, don't be! and if you wanna give this little sp teasing thing a go, i'm all yours!

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You're right, guys just want to be noticed for what they have, big, or small -- almost any comment will do, teasing or not. I guess we're just addicted to attention to ourselves.
 

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SPH is, to me, as valid a fetish as anything else, as long as both parties are engaging in it consensually and having lots of fun. Seems like there are a lot more smaller guys looking for it than there are men/women willing to dole it out, though :smile:

Even in a short time lurking here, seen many posts about 'SPH freaks,' 'I don't understand that,' etc. It's just another dom/sub scenario, one that is espescially sexually potent because it involves an unchangeable aspect of your sexuality.

I find receiving it super hot. In real life, I don't crawl around on the ground or lick people's boots, and I don't always like to be the sub in sexual situations. But what better place to nourish the fetish than on a site filled with extra hung guys, and the girls that love them?:cool:
 

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I'm intelligent, fit, just above average height, and am not a douchebag. Publicly, I'm a confident, alpha-type male and you wouldn't think that I'm a kinky whore. In private, I am quite the submissive; I don't have a dominant bone in my body. Being pegged, queening, bondage - all things I absolutely love. I have--depending on whose statistic you use--either a below-average or on the low side of average size penis and I adore SPH but I'm completely happy and confident with the size of my cock. I'm just fascinated by large cocks and what they can do to a woman that my little guy can't. I love hearing about my FB's exploits with men who are larger than I and I especially love being inside of someone who is really stretched out.

Why? I don't know. Maybe some neuron isn't firing the kind of electrochemical that its mated axon requires. But I do know that SPH (or just PH) is just as valid as those who like to dress in leather, those who are totally into pain, and those who like to be called "slut" and "whore." I also know that it's just as weird as those who like to wear diapers, those who like to call their lovers "daddy" and "mommy", and those who dress up as animals.

Even though I'm a small(ish) guy on LPSG, I'll admit that I'm here for the porn factor. Large cocks are fantastic. I've always wanted to hold one, to jerk one off, to suck one, and to watch a woman get fucked by one. Women who like large cocks exite me just as much. I've never started a SPH thread here, but I wade through them and read about guys who really have bought into the "a bigger cock really IS a better cock which means that anyone who has a bigger cock is better then me" mindset. I think that's bullshit. A kink and a mentality are two different things. It bothers me when the morons who've bought into the above mindset start threads on here because it gives all of us SPH-lovers bad names. We're not all schmucks.

Kinks are like belly buttons; everybody has them and they're all different. Some people like the same kink, others don't. When I start dating or sleeping with a new girl or FB, I don't immediately ask them to start making fun of my cock or even ask them about their previous lovers. We just fuck like bunnies. Over time, I gently steer the topic around to the size of my cock and we go from there. Some women like the concept of SPH, others just find it interesting, and some ask that we never go there again and could you please fuck me again right now?

Some people like SPH, some don't. Some people understand SPH, some don't.

Now, don't mind me. I'm just going to sit over here and look at your pictures and read your threads about women seeing your cock for the first time. I'll interject my thoughts when necessary.

SHR
 
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shr1125, you rock! I don't get your kink at all, but your post was both intelligent and well written (and I happen to agree with much of what you said :smile:).
 

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I am one of those who enjoy SPH in the context of our sex life...I am the smallest my wife has had and she openly (after years of denying it) admits that, also she admits to very much enjoying the bigger cocks she has had in the past. I just wanted to say that I too enjoy SPH, but I also do not lick boots etc....and do as you enjoy being an alpha male at times in the bedroom. Thanx for sharing your insight!
 

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shr1125, you rock! I don't get your kink at all, but your post was both intelligent and well written (and I happen to agree with much of what you said :smile:).

Thanks for the kudos, subgrrl.

Keep on kinking on.

SHR
 

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Great post, SHR!
While I do not necessarily understand SPH (or PH, as I prefer), I agree that it seems just another kink, and one I have engaged in without issue and had quite a bit of fun trying. As long as the person isn't attempting to inject SPH into every freaking conversation, I do not see the harm in it being a part of this site.

Just in case my message wasn't clear enough: IMO, it's quite retarded to come here looking for SPH
Even though this is, on its face, a forum dedicated to LP, I think there is room for many interests not directly related to LP, but something those with LP might engage in or enjoy discussing - like big titties, politics, or funny stuff.
 

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No, it serves no purpose. I for one would not want a man or woman to humiliate me over my breast size, width of my ass or anything else. It's just not nice. Even if your only "playing" out a fantasy, it still sits there as unanswered question of "am I good enough" to be with this person.
 

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No, it serves no purpose. I for one would not want a man or woman to humiliate me over my breast size, width of my ass or anything else. It's just not nice. Even if your only "playing" out a fantasy, it still sits there as unanswered question of "am I good enough" to be with this person.

Very well said! :smile:
 

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It's actually quite easy to see why SPH is enjoyable for some. From my perspective, I don't like when a group of girls are together gossiping, and they are talking about the very large cocks, and the very small cocks. What about mine? I'm average, so I don't get a mention. That sucks.

We all like attention. We can't do one single thing about our penis, but we at least like it to be talked about. So if it's not large enough to be fawned over, then we'll take the next best thing, which is attention of any sort.

Attention, to me, is a large component of SPH.