making fun of small guy

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I'm intelligent, fit, just above average height, and am not a douchebag. Publicly, I'm a confident, alpha-type male and you wouldn't think that I'm a kinky whore. In private, I am quite the submissive; I don't have a dominant bone in my body. Being pegged, queening, bondage - all things I absolutely love. I have--depending on whose statistic you use--either a below-average or on the low side of average size penis and I adore SPH but I'm completely happy and confident with the size of my cock. I'm just fascinated by large cocks and what they can do to a woman that my little guy can't. I love hearing about my FB's exploits with men who are larger than I and I especially love being inside of someone who is really stretched out.

Why? I don't know. Maybe some neuron isn't firing the kind of electrochemical that its mated axon requires. But I do know that SPH (or just PH) is just as valid as those who like to dress in leather, those who are totally into pain, and those who like to be called "slut" and "whore." I also know that it's just as weird as those who like to wear diapers, those who like to call their lovers "daddy" and "mommy", and those who dress up as animals.

Even though I'm a small(ish) guy on LPSG, I'll admit that I'm here for the porn factor. Large cocks are fantastic. I've always wanted to hold one, to jerk one off, to suck one, and to watch a woman get fucked by one. Women who like large cocks exite me just as much. I've never started a SPH thread here, but I wade through them and read about guys who really have bought into the "a bigger cock really IS a better cock which means that anyone who has a bigger cock is better then me" mindset. I think that's bullshit. A kink and a mentality are two different things. It bothers me when the morons who've bought into the above mindset start threads on here because it gives all of us SPH-lovers bad names. We're not all schmucks.

Kinks are like belly buttons; everybody has them and they're all different. Some people like the same kink, others don't. When I start dating or sleeping with a new girl or FB, I don't immediately ask them to start making fun of my cock or even ask them about their previous lovers. We just fuck like bunnies. Over time, I gently steer the topic around to the size of my cock and we go from there. Some women like the concept of SPH, others just find it interesting, and some ask that we never go there again and could you please fuck me again right now?

Some people like SPH, some don't. Some people understand SPH, some don't.

Now, don't mind me. I'm just going to sit over here and look at your pictures and read your threads about women seeing your cock for the first time. I'll interject my thoughts when necessary.

SHR

I think this is the best post I've read on LPSG.
 

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Guess there won't hurt to make a confession -- the past is the past, right?

Back to high school, I don't like every Wednesday cos it is two period of P.E. which I have to go and changed my boxer front of boys in the gents room. This time my penis was about 5 inches -- more or less. everyone can tell my size from my whitey-tighties and make fun of me. It extremely hurt my feeling too much and want to killed myself than walking through the crowds while they know how small penis I have :(

Jump to 10years, I am now grownup with eight ish inches... thanks to enlargement devices I used. so I am not make fun of a guy with small penis -- I'll pass my secret to him if I want to.

sorry for my english in case.
 

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Me and my friends say jokes to eachother but we don't bash one another seriously. If it bothered them though I'd reassure them it's not a big deal at all to be smaller than someone else.