Male Fart Bloopers

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    BUMP.

    After 332 views, at least ONE person has to have something to say about this. C'mon guys, this is the internet...and we're hiding behind aliases. There's no need to be embarrassed ;-)
     
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    haha hilarious and filthy!!!!
     
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    I will continue to try to revive this thread in the hopes that some of the fart-enthusiasts and fart-fetishists on this site (I know you're here, I've read your posts) will contribute. Video links...commentary...maybe even a personal experience...
     
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    I'll share. And Ill make it fairly short. To sum it up....wife and I were in a 69 (her on top) and I am licking her pussy while my nose is rubbing against ehr asshole. Just as she is cumming she blasts 3 big farts while my nose is right against her asshole. I almost came instantly from that. Definately one of the best experiences,,,and I made her feel good aobut it too.
     
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    ohhhh god men and fart humour i'll never understand
     
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    LOL nice. I'm surprised you haven't asked her to do it again since then. Strange how farting can be kind of erotic! I wonder are there any women who think it's hot when guys fart...?
     
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    It's never not funny
     
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    I agree, when is a fart EVER not funny?
     
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    Precisely! I hope I am lucky enough to find a girl who is as open to farting as the guys I've hung out with...I like feeling comfortable enough to fart freely. And I pride myself on a good one - especially in bed in the morning (the one that comes before you even open your eyes)...haha, those are the best. I swear the neighbors can hear me sometimes :biggrin1:
     
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    I dunno man.....you took what would be funny because it was accidental and rare to a nasty nasty smelly image. I will never get that out of my head.
     
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    LMAO ! great thread !
     
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    To me, it's nasty...ginger ale will relieve gas (flatulence)...hopefully before you have sex. Do not drink gingerl ale 1/2 hr. before sex...especially if you can't hold your gas.

    This is why some people don't like eating peoples' asses for fear of flatulence.

    Now, women who queef during vaginal intercourse -- that's OK: something is going in them, upward toward their stomach/navel area: they must relieve the air.
     
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    Oh ive encouraged ehr to do it....and now she does it quite freely while I am donw on her. She really seems to get a kick out of doing that to me!!!
     
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    I'm so glad I was able to paint such a vivid picture for you :fart:

    This morning was extra special!
     
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    Yeah I thought so too! I'm kinda surprised there haven't been a shitload of links posted - I thought for sure this was something that was common in straight porn...guys slip all the time haha. When fucking, cumming, pissing or when in "compromising" positions! I know I've seen it for myself a bunch of times in porn but just can't quite remember the exact video and am having difficulty searching for it.

    I was hoping to get a good laugh off of the video links posted and that it would also maybe inspire some embarrassing stories of personal experiences. I know I have a few of my own. I'll revisit this thread later...gonna go find some JO material now!
     
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    The last clip is from Meat Holes 7 and the guy is Jon Dough.
     
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    And this is another reason why Mademoiselle Rouge has ruined "normal" women for me! Goddamn, I love her!
     
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    Haha good to know! That clip has been floating around the internet for ages now!
     
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