male physical exams- does it turn you on
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I'll take "Not just no, but Hell, no!" for two thousand, Jack.
Heh. First prostate exam, when I was in my twenties. Walked in, saw the dab and the glove sitting on the tray. Grimaced. Went through the rest of the physical. Assumed the position, when it was time.
Pants 'round my ankles, bent over the table, I heard the schlick-snap of the glove, behind me.
Without thinking, I said "Y'know, I always think I ought to have something clever to say at times like this. But somehow...words fail me."
Nothing happened. Nothing at all happened. I stayed there, bent over and pantsless, waiting. Nothing.
Then I looked over my shoulder.
My G.P. was standing, gloved hand raised in the air, so as not to spoil the glove, silently laughing so hard he was shaking like a leaf and dammed near hyperventilating.
Eventually he got over it, and the "OOOG!" part of the physical transpired. Then I eventually got over it.
Heh. First prostate exam, when I was in my twenties. Walked in, saw the dab and the glove sitting on the tray. Grimaced. Went through the rest of the physical. Assumed the position, when it was time.
Pants 'round my ankles, bent over the table, I heard the schlick-snap of the glove, behind me.
Without thinking, I said "Y'know, I always think I ought to have something clever to say at times like this. But somehow...words fail me."
Nothing happened. Nothing at all happened. I stayed there, bent over and pantsless, waiting. Nothing.
Then I looked over my shoulder.
My G.P. was standing, gloved hand raised in the air, so as not to spoil the glove, silently laughing so hard he was shaking like a leaf and dammed near hyperventilating.
Eventually he got over it, and the "OOOG!" part of the physical transpired. Then I eventually got over it.
I think that the doctor sort of "must" take pictures of the patient for medical practice like in studies and lab research .... And then oops, these photos somehow start to appear on the net....;-) Ok if i need to get serious, no it doesn't turn me on, on the contrary i feel a bit embarassed. Probably it has to do with the negative idea stuck in my head about it.
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I have had completely different experiences with various doctors over the years.
When I was younger, I had a doctor who was very "hands on" ... i.e. he would touch me a lot during an office visit. Even during conversations he would get close to me and put his hand on my shoulder or on my knee, etc. I did not consider this inappropriate or unprofessional in any way - quite the contrary, I found it to be good bedside manner. A physical exam is invasive by nature - there is no way around that. His touchy approach was effective at putting patients at ease and conveying a feeling that "we're in this together". He was probably my favorite doctor ever for this reason. I felt completely comfortable and could tell him anything with a high level of trust. During one physical exam, this doctor actually taught me how to check myself for testicular cancer, stressing that it is a young man's disease. His hands were on my balls for several minutes - it's a miracle I didn't bone up. This doctor was also an older man (old enough to be my father). I was very sad to lose him when he retired from practice.
Fast forward to my current doctor. He is a great doctor too and I like him because he is so engaged and responsive, and he specializes in men's health. He is a younger man (younger than I am). His bedside manner is very "hands off". He touches me only when it is absolutely required and any touching is always very brief. I've had several testical and prostate checks with him, and it is always over in less that 15 seconds. I sense that he is aware of boner possibilities during that portion of an exam, so he tries to avoid patient embarrassment by making it quick. Once again, I like this doctor too, but his bedside manner could not be more different. Perhaps not coincidentally, I don't have the same level of comfort and trust with this doctor, and I actually shield some issues from him (primarily my sexual promiscuity).
When I was younger, I had a doctor who was very "hands on" ... i.e. he would touch me a lot during an office visit. Even during conversations he would get close to me and put his hand on my shoulder or on my knee, etc. I did not consider this inappropriate or unprofessional in any way - quite the contrary, I found it to be good bedside manner. A physical exam is invasive by nature - there is no way around that. His touchy approach was effective at putting patients at ease and conveying a feeling that "we're in this together". He was probably my favorite doctor ever for this reason. I felt completely comfortable and could tell him anything with a high level of trust. During one physical exam, this doctor actually taught me how to check myself for testicular cancer, stressing that it is a young man's disease. His hands were on my balls for several minutes - it's a miracle I didn't bone up. This doctor was also an older man (old enough to be my father). I was very sad to lose him when he retired from practice.
Fast forward to my current doctor. He is a great doctor too and I like him because he is so engaged and responsive, and he specializes in men's health. He is a younger man (younger than I am). His bedside manner is very "hands off". He touches me only when it is absolutely required and any touching is always very brief. I've had several testical and prostate checks with him, and it is always over in less that 15 seconds. I sense that he is aware of boner possibilities during that portion of an exam, so he tries to avoid patient embarrassment by making it quick. Once again, I like this doctor too, but his bedside manner could not be more different. Perhaps not coincidentally, I don't have the same level of comfort and trust with this doctor, and I actually shield some issues from him (primarily my sexual promiscuity).
My last two internal medicine doctors have female. The previous one went through the complete protocol: checking penis, testicles, for a hernia, and then the prostate. I didn't mind it. The current one shies away from anything inside underwear. Each physical, she'll ask me if I suspect any problems in that area with the thought of referring me to a urologist. She does the PSA test each time to make up for not feeling around.
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My LAST cancer screening (for prostate cancer) was done by blood test.
I'm just not sure what is worse, tho... needle, or fingers? ;P
I'm just not sure what is worse, tho... needle, or fingers? ;P
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That's YOUR opinion... unless the needle's the size of a finger... then.. NO!
Just NO!
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Yup, rock hard immediately. Have had 3 Dr.s see me this way, and the one who was the most attractive did make me cum. He said it was a sign of good health and I could see his cock was hard even though it stayed in his pants.
My dermatologist is extremely hands on
My first time in I saw a pretty hot blonde doctor and it was just a shirt off kind of thing. An assessment. Had a melanoma removed 6 years ago but didn't see a derm after that for 2 years. So my new derm didn't like that, and my first time back was to figure out what kind of screening I'd need. They decided I needed to come in every 3 months until they were happy there was no change to anything.
So a little later I went in for a "full skin exam" and the nurse, pretty cute, told me I needed to take all my clothes off "underwear too" and put this paper gown on with a paper sheet draped over my legs. Ok, this is going to be interesting. In walks this very hot probably 60 year old blonde that is one of the top dermatologists around. She means business. And let me tell you, she gets down to business.
Starts checking me over, very chatty about my health history. I lay down on my back and can't see what she's exposing. After touching and scoping several things on my torso she just whips the sheet and gown off my lower half and goes right for my cock and balls. Openly asking while my cock in now in both of her hands "are there any moles or things you're concerned of on your genitals?" and I didn't know what to do!!! She's lifting my cock up, moving the skin up and down (I'm cut quite loose so when I'm flaccid you can pull the skin up and down almost 2 inches in either direction) and then sets it to the side to lift up my scrotum and move my balls around to inspect the sack. I say "well, I guess there are a few freckles on my penis, near the glans that I don't know what's up with" and she's like "Oh, ok I'll look again" and then proceeds to really start fondling and moving my cock around to see them, there are a few (my wife thinks they're cute lol). Her face is like a few inches from my junk at this point...I prayed I wouldn't get hard. The nurse, not my check in nurse, who was there with the clipboard writing down measurements and drawing where things are on a diagram of the human body also leans in to take a look as well. Doctor says not worry about them but to keep an eye on them for changes. Then she moves on down my legs but didn't cover up my genitals, so now I'm really hanging out there and it's been like 2 whole minutes at this point.
Flipped over to my stomach and again she fully exposes my ass and actually parted my cheeks fully to inspect every single square cm of my ass, and I know she was looking at my anus too. I wasn't shocked, just caught me off guard.
This is what a really good dermatologist is supposed to do. If they don't want to look for themselves at every single speck of your skin, you're to not go back and find one that does. They can't count on you to know what the moles or freckles on your genitals or ass look like; there are women who don't know they are pregnant until they actually are giving birth. So I welcomed her close detailed inspection
She also moved my cock and balls around like this, not as aggressively as the first time, on my next 3 visits to her. I was in there two days ago to see the very first doctor and I decided what the hell I'll get naked. Three women in there this time, the nurse and also the PA. This doctor did not grab my stuff, but for sure exposed me and looked. I remember being on my side and like one of my balls was coming out between my legs, towards the nurse and PA. Oh geez, I thought, there you go, take a gander LOL
Interesting times at the dermatologist!!
My first time in I saw a pretty hot blonde doctor and it was just a shirt off kind of thing. An assessment. Had a melanoma removed 6 years ago but didn't see a derm after that for 2 years. So my new derm didn't like that, and my first time back was to figure out what kind of screening I'd need. They decided I needed to come in every 3 months until they were happy there was no change to anything.
So a little later I went in for a "full skin exam" and the nurse, pretty cute, told me I needed to take all my clothes off "underwear too" and put this paper gown on with a paper sheet draped over my legs. Ok, this is going to be interesting. In walks this very hot probably 60 year old blonde that is one of the top dermatologists around. She means business. And let me tell you, she gets down to business.
Starts checking me over, very chatty about my health history. I lay down on my back and can't see what she's exposing. After touching and scoping several things on my torso she just whips the sheet and gown off my lower half and goes right for my cock and balls. Openly asking while my cock in now in both of her hands "are there any moles or things you're concerned of on your genitals?" and I didn't know what to do!!! She's lifting my cock up, moving the skin up and down (I'm cut quite loose so when I'm flaccid you can pull the skin up and down almost 2 inches in either direction) and then sets it to the side to lift up my scrotum and move my balls around to inspect the sack. I say "well, I guess there are a few freckles on my penis, near the glans that I don't know what's up with" and she's like "Oh, ok I'll look again" and then proceeds to really start fondling and moving my cock around to see them, there are a few (my wife thinks they're cute lol). Her face is like a few inches from my junk at this point...I prayed I wouldn't get hard. The nurse, not my check in nurse, who was there with the clipboard writing down measurements and drawing where things are on a diagram of the human body also leans in to take a look as well. Doctor says not worry about them but to keep an eye on them for changes. Then she moves on down my legs but didn't cover up my genitals, so now I'm really hanging out there and it's been like 2 whole minutes at this point.
Flipped over to my stomach and again she fully exposes my ass and actually parted my cheeks fully to inspect every single square cm of my ass, and I know she was looking at my anus too. I wasn't shocked, just caught me off guard.
This is what a really good dermatologist is supposed to do. If they don't want to look for themselves at every single speck of your skin, you're to not go back and find one that does. They can't count on you to know what the moles or freckles on your genitals or ass look like; there are women who don't know they are pregnant until they actually are giving birth. So I welcomed her close detailed inspection
She also moved my cock and balls around like this, not as aggressively as the first time, on my next 3 visits to her. I was in there two days ago to see the very first doctor and I decided what the hell I'll get naked. Three women in there this time, the nurse and also the PA. This doctor did not grab my stuff, but for sure exposed me and looked. I remember being on my side and like one of my balls was coming out between my legs, towards the nurse and PA. Oh geez, I thought, there you go, take a gander LOL
Interesting times at the dermatologist!!
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Baloney. There is NO REASON for any physician to "Check for Pre-Cum. None. Zip. Make one part up, the whole story is crap.
As a doctor, I can vouch for the fact that we try our best to NOT arouse whoever we're examining. Everyone is awkward enough when we have to do it (mainly the guy I'm examining but sometimes me too), and I have yet to see someone who's actively enjoying themselves. And the few times that a guy has gotten a semi or a full boner, I can see that they are embarrassed so I just say "let's take a break for now" and will cover them up and go examine something else or write notes for a few minutes. Unlike some of the far-fetched posts here, I've yet to see a guy who gets hard and shows off, nor have I ever called other people to have a look at a guy's package or commented on their size to them. That being said, I have made a mental comment and tried not to look shocked at their size (both big and small)
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Ahem ... doctor. After examining your pics, I think I need to make an appointment for an extended office visit.
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Actually, some places, they DO do that still, or, have you sent for outright execution.
He may have meant it as a bit of a flippant joke, but, there's still the stigma placed in other regions of the world.
US, Canada, Australia, and some European countries have great tolerance for homosexuality. Other countries still see it as a disease/crime/etc.
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