Male Sensitivity Test

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1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.



2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.



3. You carefully pace yourself to time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.



4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A. The very best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.



6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no consequence to how you love her and your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym if she'd like to.
C. A very conservative estimate.



7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. An important model to strive for
B. A myth or an oxymoron.
C. A moron.



8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.



9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. 'This time together has been meaningful for me. I hope we can still be friends.'
B. 'I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.'
C. 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU.'



10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time, understanding, and gentle encouragement before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.


Evaluating Results:
* If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check inside your pants to be sure you ARE a man.
* If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy.
* If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN
 

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He probably opens doors too. Maybe even helps little old ladies across the street ... :wink:

Come on gentlemen! I've been waiting to see some replies to this!
 

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The silence is deafening, which bodes well for political correctness, not so well for the truth.......laughing!

And no strings.....I don't believe ANYONE doubts you have a penis! :)
 

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1 - A (you've given away the answer with question 2 ,not that I needed it!)
2 - C even though tequila isn't one of my favourite tipples.
3 - B
4 - A
5 - B
6 - A
7 - A Strive for? I'm already there!
8 - A
9 - 50% A 50% B it depends how it ends.
10 - Trick question,ALL women like to watch their guy masturbate.I've read those threads. :tongue:
5.5 A's - analyze that!
 

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He probably opens doors too. Maybe even helps little old ladies across the street ... :wink:

Come on gentlemen! I've been waiting to see some replies to this!
i never hold the door for anyone, i usually hurry up ahead of them and pull the door close, as for lil ol ladys, i like to push them into traffic, you know what they say, safety first. LOL
 

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I like the bus bit

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

3. You carefully pace yourself to time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
B. The second best part of the experience.


6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
D. ask do you think thats bad? I know its mean but fun to tease her


7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. An important model to strive for

7. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.


9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
We'll Meet Again Lyrics We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again some sunny day! Keep smiling through, just like you always do, 'till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away!

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.


Evaluating Results:
* If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check inside your pants to be sure you ARE a man.
* If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy.
* If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN