Male Sensitivity Test

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  1. AAALady

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    1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
    A. Lovemaking.
    B. Screwing.
    C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.



    2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
    A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
    B. Your blood-test results.
    C. Five tequila slammers.



    3. You carefully pace yourself to time your orgasm so that:
    A. Your partner climaxes first.
    B. You both climax simultaneously.
    C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.



    4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    A. Healthy, creative love-play.
    B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
    C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.

    5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
    A. The very best part of the experience.
    B. The second best part of the experience.
    C. $100 extra.



    6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
    A. Of no consequence to how you love her and your affectionate feelings for her.
    B. Not a problem, she can join your gym if she'd like to.
    C. A very conservative estimate.



    7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
    A. An important model to strive for
    B. A myth or an oxymoron.
    C. A moron.



    8. Foreplay is to sex as:
    A. An appetizer is to entree.
    B. Primer is to paint.
    C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.



    9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
    A. 'This time together has been meaningful for me. I hope we can still be friends.'
    B. 'I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.'
    C. 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU.'



    10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    A. Probably needs a little more time, understanding, and gentle encouragement before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
    B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
    C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.


    Evaluating Results:
    * If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check inside your pants to be sure you ARE a man.
    * If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy.
    * If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN
     
  2. No_Strings

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    BCAAABAAAA

    I do have a penis, honest!
     
  3. AAALady

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    :wink: It's a joke. :biggrin1:
     
  4. Not_Punny

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    He probably opens doors too. Maybe even helps little old ladies across the street ... :wink:

    Come on gentlemen! I've been waiting to see some replies to this!
     
  5. wldhoney

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    The silence is deafening, which bodes well for political correctness, not so well for the truth.......laughing!

    And no strings.....I don't believe ANYONE doubts you have a penis! :)
     
  6. Yorkie

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    1 - A (you've given away the answer with question 2 ,not that I needed it!)
    2 - C even though tequila isn't one of my favourite tipples.
    3 - B
    4 - A
    5 - B
    6 - A
    7 - A Strive for? I'm already there!
    8 - A
    9 - 50% A 50% B it depends how it ends.
    10 - Trick question,ALL women like to watch their guy masturbate.I've read those threads. :tongue:
    5.5 A's - analyze that!
     
  7. Yorkie

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    That's no way to talk about his penis,this is a support group! :biggrin1:
     
  8. B_ajaxgayguy7

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    i never hold the door for anyone, i usually hurry up ahead of them and pull the door close, as for lil ol ladys, i like to push them into traffic, you know what they say, safety first. LOL
     
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    I like the bus bit

     
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