Male version of "HOOTERS"

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by CuriousGuy, May 22, 2007.

  1. CuriousGuy

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    Okay people, thought it would be fun to imagine a place where the guys are the featured attraction. Only fair, the women strut their stuff at Hooter's. We'll call our little establishment "Tallywhacker's."

    Picture it, you're greeted by our host, BigThickBlackPenis, clad only in a wife beater and hopelessly overmatched little orange Bike jockstrap:tongue: He seats you at your table and along comes Hollywood29 to take your order decked out in his little jock that's struggling to contain that massive Polish sausage. Our resident bartender, HaagenDasz prepares your cocktail.......hmmmm, what does he use to mix those drinks? Talk about a twizzle stick!:cool:

    Next we peek back in the kitchen and who is there? Why the original meat men themselves.......Uncut and Quercusone, of course, the chefs ready to prepare your meat just the way you like it!

    Care for a little music with your meal? Huge1_4u makes his way to your table with his saxophone.......wait, that's NOT a saxophone!:eek:

    And to top off your meal, it's HUNGHUGE11X7 offering the dessert cart featuring the special........the footlong roll with the creamy center:wink:

    Bon appetite! Cum back soon.

    (All in fun guys, hope none of the "staff" was offended. And we're always hiring, in case any of the many qualified guys I didn't mention care to join our team:smile: )
     
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    Wasn't this very thread done recently?
     
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    Yes, it was about the question whether you'd work at such an etablissement.

    As a woman, I think I have strike a blow for the other women, on here and in general: Can you also hire guys who are at least 60% straight for us? And will touching or seducing the male sta(u)ff be allowed? It would really be more fun if the rolls don't only come on plates, but there's also the possibility of a roll in the backroom :rolleyes:

    Does anyone know whether Hooter Airlines still takes applications?
     
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    As long as said groping is accompanied by a $20 note, Claire! :cool:
     
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