Males Faking an Orgasm

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  1. jdoe86

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    I am just wondering, are there any other guys out there that have had to fake orgasms in the past?

    I have a few times (a little too drunk to cum;not really interested in being with the person;just couldn't cum no matter how hard I tried).

    One time in particular that sticks out, I was having a real hot time at a swing party (sex, not dancing) and I'd already came three times that night. This one couple really, really wanted me to fuck this guy's wife and although she wasn't ugly or anything, she really didn't turn me on. I got hard no problem, but no matter what I did, I couldn't cum and they were determined to get me to cum in her. I said to myself, "fuck it" and I made my cock throb, did some grunts and kind of shook like I came in her just so I could stop and move on to someone else. They were quite convinced I came in her and the guy went all crazy eating her out to get the "cream pie". He kept telling her how good my cum tasted and stuff like that. The next girl I hooked up with that night made my cum with no problem, so I know I wasn't out of cum, it was just I couldn't with them.
     
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    I've done it a couple times, but not because I couldn't cum. I had a fb that loved to bottom, so after hours of teasing and sucking, he wanted me inside, and wanted me to cum inside him. I wanted to make sure he had a fucking hot experience, and I can have multiple orgasms anyway, so I rode him good, faked the first cum by flexing my cock, shiverring and making some noise... all of which made him cum HARD.. I kept fucking and a few minutes later, did it again... which made him cum again, even harder. A few minutes later, I didn't fake it...lol I came hard, and he came again, moaning, shaking, swearing... said he'd never came that many times or that hard ( which from playing around alot together, I knew... that's why I faked it.... I knew he could cum harder, and mroe than once.. he just needed the mental state to do it )
     
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    whiskey dick :( bad times.
     
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    Not often, but have done it. Especially if I need to pee, and i'm not inside anyone, i can "orgasm" urine in drippy cum-like spurts. Quite realistic, especially to someone on the other end of a cam and quite a different if not orgasmic experience for me. Ok with a woman if wearing a condom, impossible if not.
     
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    Guilty as charged ... and it always involves booze.

    I figured out the best way to avoid whisky dick is to avoid whisky. I did hook up with a woman last month, sober, who was a total snooze in bed so i faked my Big O so I could just go to sleep lol.
     
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    beer dick is the best, but then u feel the beer belly, or as i like to call it, the beer baby.
     
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    I remember one time sobering up while fucking and seeing what I was fucking and told myself "fuck no!"

    One other time I just got tired and wanted to sleep.

    Has not happened since I quit the booze over 15 years ago.
     
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    yeah, have had to do it. If I fucking a dude and he comes and I'm not finished and he starts to complain about it hurting, losing interest, etc I'l just grunt a couple times, shove it as deep as i can and call it a night.
     
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    Never had to fake it, though I have fucked a few chicks who were so bad I had to pretend I was jacking off.
     
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    That happened to me one time. I was so fucking drunk, but I was fucking this girl and I thought it was another girl. When I sobered up and saw who I was fucking, my cock went limp instantly and she thought I came. I said I did and quickly dropped her off back at the bar I picked her up from. My car seat smelled like her nasty pussy for weeks!
     
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    Has this ever happend to you, I thought I was about to pee today, but a huge blob of semen came out and it hurt a little? Is that normal?
     
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    What in the world were you doing before hand? If it was just after you woke up, it could be "left overs" from a wet dream. The only time I ever had anything close to what you are describing is after I had sex and an orgasm, I went to pee and a bit of cum came out with the urine.
     
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    Sometimes you just gotta do it.
     
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    Yup. I have had to fake it.
    I take a long time to cum and when having sex when she cums first
    and is all happy i ask her for a couple more minutes to i can finish
    and put on a show and she thinks i came too.
    It would be nice if i could be given the time to
    finish, but that's not how it goes. She cums and
    she is done. Oh well. At least she was happy.
     
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    Fucking some one doggy style you pull out and spit on their back/ crack works very well esp is the other guys drunk and you just want to end the session and get out of there
     
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    the voice of reason and practicality. :smile:
     
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    I still don't get it: how is it possible to fake it? Won't she will see an empty condom in the end, or no seminal fluids coming out?
     
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    easier to fake with condom. just thrust hard, grunt, pull out and pull off condom as you're pulling out; dispose of in toilet; flush. easy.
     
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    Raising hand as well...
     
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    I've done it also, two or three times, and thought I was being polite. Just wasn't into the person I was with, and alcohol was invlolved.
    (Pisses me off when they come and their done, with me left wanting. I don't feel that I should have to jack-off to the finish alone, so I just zipp it up and let them know how I feel....something like "Glad YOU had a good time." If it's a one night stand I then leave or throw them out. I always tried to make sure they had an orgasm, a good time. Go watch some porn.)
     
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