Man Arrested For Showing His "Manboobs"

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  1. MisterMark

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    By Kimball Perry
    Cincinnati Post staff reporter

    Despite Jerome Mason's appearance, the 23-year-old shouldn't be punished for showing his chest in public, attorney Michael Welsh insisted Tuesday.

    Welsh, a Hamilton County public defender, is stumped as to why Cincinnati police charged Mason with indecent exposure after they reported Mason was exposing his breasts.

    "It's not illegal for a man to expose his breasts," Welsh said. "It's also not even technically illegal for a woman to expose her breasts (in public)."

    The dilemma is that the 6-foot, 200-pound Mason, although listed as a male on court and police documents, has the breasts of a female.

    More: http://news.cincypost.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ar...EWS01/507060351
     
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    What a boob.
     
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    Represent! That MY hometown in action. By the way, I know judge Painter, he was a fair and honest men, a relic in Cincinnati.

    It's true that in Cincinnati as well as Columbus it is legal for women to go shirtless if they so choose. Don't buy your plane tickets yet, guys, no one does it except for effect at festivals, but it IS legal.
     
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    We have GWB for President. We see that boob constantly and nobody does shit about it.
     
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    well said-- I hope this doesn't start a political debate
     
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    I don't get why anyone could possibly give a shit in the first place.
     
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    Because only naughty sinners have breasts, and only the most horrible naughty sinners have naked bodies under their clothes.

    Laws that allow arrests such as this reflect directly into the perverse minds of those who draft and vote for the laws. They project their perversions onto the general public, and condemn those in whom they think they see themselves.
     
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    Yeah, another wardrobe malfunction. And not nearly as hot as Janet Jackson's.
     
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    Reminds me somewhat of the movie rating system in this country, and it confuses me...
    Bare-chest man still gets a G rating.
    Bare-butt woman, next more restrictive rating.
    Bare-chest woman gets the next more restrictive rating.
    Bare-butt man gets next higher restriction.
    Full-frontal (more than just a flash) woman, next higher rating.
    Full-frontal (more than just a flash) man, X rating.

    Egads, how does the arresting officer classify a man as having "breasts of a female"? Size? Shape? Hairy/smooth? Shade of pink nippies? Or just simply that he was getting a boner looking at them?
     
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    First saw something similar to the following in high school in the 1960's:
     
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    I can see the new rules as interpreted by the new Supreme Court George W. plans on appointing over time.

    There will be a bra size rating from the smallest to the largest. As the breast get larger, the fine will be greater. All bare chested men can and will be subjected the cup test. If you fall ....... My oh my a jail term is waiting for you.

    I was wondering at loud as to whether some sort of very strong and tight tight jock strap should be required on all men who have a buldge. A buldge could be defined as an erect penis of a certain size or over. Although I am not sure what to do with guys who have impotence problems due to disease or from wetting their pants from being arrested.

    With this new xray machine that the government has at airports, I guess all people could be subject to the machine and arrests be given out at check points all across the country.

    Fight crime by breast and penis control. That should help in this war against Iraq. Makes as much sense as some of the other stuff I have heard. It will also help with the budget deficit and save social security.
     
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    how do you know? janet jackson's tit was pretty unappealing from where I'm sitting. for all we know, this guy might be gifted with a killer rack.
     
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    When the cop lost control at seeing the man's exposed chest, he started tit-fucking the guy and thought, "Damn! They're just like women's tits! That's hot!"
     
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    This is amusing to me because recently there was a law put into action that women can now breastfeed publicly if they so choose. God forbid some dude with manboobs should go shirtless... Maybe if he had a baby attached to one of his guytits he would've been cool.
     
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    Astute observation there, PonyPete. I hope you represent a huge percentage of the country's youth and there'll still be some hope for us!
     
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    how do you know? janet jackson's tit was pretty unappealing from where I'm sitting. for all we know, this guy might be gifted with a killer rack.
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    Well, Janet's wasn't all that hot, even if I'm all about the younger man/older woman thing, but for some reason fat dickgirl porn's less appealing.
     
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    Oh yeah? *does a little happy dance*
     
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