According to this article from the BBC, a man tried to strike an Aberdeen police officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way. Turns out the guy was to drunk to remember the incident. "He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened. He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."