Man at a nudist colony

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  1. Pitbull

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    A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter
    from his mother asking him to send her a current photo
    of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let
    her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a
    photo in half and sends her the top part.
    Later he receives another letter asking him to send a
    picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture
    in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the
    photo.
    He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the
    wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's
    eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks
    later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says,
    "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...it
    makes your nose look short!"
     
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    Who's the most popular man at a nudist colony??

    The one who can carry 6 doughnuts and two cups of coffee.

    Who's the most popular woman??

    The one who can eat the last doughnut!
     
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    How about a dozen doughnuts. :biggrin1:
     
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    Hyuk hyuk hyuk!
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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