Man from the future arrested in attempt to sabotage Large Hadron Collider

[589189]

^agreed....it will bring Large scale Frottage research to new ecstatic heights...

 

[petite]

I think the Large Penis Personal Ads should be renamed the Large Penis Hardon Collider.

 

[MickeyLee]

*supports name change*

 

[dreamer20]

"Mr. Cole, who was wearing rather too much tweed for a man his age,... was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered..."


^^I didn't know that by wearing my tweed coat and shoes in Switzerland I'd be committing "a crime of fashion".:crazy:

I wonder what would have happened if he had run naked through the LHC?

According to the following tale, he would have been toast... :jumping38:

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/cru...r-suffers-snack-related-bird-mishap-49304173/

 

[bobbyboyle]

That future guy is right. The moment we confirm the mass of the Higgs Boson, the world comes to an end. It was prophecised a thousand years ago in the ancient Vedic writings.

They knew so much more than us, those ancients, because they were just soooooo ancient.