Man had sex with his bike!

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  1. ruperty

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    "Cycle-sexualist" :confused: :biggrin1:
    People are capable of doing odd things when they're drinking. I can't believe he has to register as a sex offender for 3 years. lmao
     
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    i know! it's quite harsh. he's not harming anybody is he? though, did they take into account the feelings of the bike? i think not:mad:
     
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    Yeh! Poor bike! Hehe! How ridiculous that he has been charged!
     
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    Warning. Do not piss off the hostel cleaning ladies by lingering in your room beyond the scheduled leave time. And he missed breakfast, too. That was the real crime. Drunk, deaf, horny and hungry: Lethal combination.
     
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    No doubt was prosecuted for pedalophilia.
     
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    good one!

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    What is this world cuming to? :biggrin1:
     
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    That's fucked up. He wasn't harming anyone.... there were no people involved...
     
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    Yeh, he should have been hung drawn and quartered in front of the public. Preferably naked at the time so the viewers can get a bit of "normal" fetish satisfaction.:biggrin1:
    Got to go now as I have a date with a mountain bike and if I don't hurry up It's saddle will be getting cold!:wink: We are going to a nice off-road track in the Pennines then I am treating it to a nice rub down with WD40!
     
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    Was the bike consenting or was it rape??
     
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    Maybe bike-sex just, you know, just rang his bell?
     
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    Why did this guy get arrested? What he was doing was weird, but not hurting anyone.

    I have heard of someone who was sexually attracted to bridges, fences, and the Berlin Wall. I found that amusing.
     
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    it doesn't really matter. all that does, is that he rang its bell.

    thank you, i'm here all week
     
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    Those kind of relationships never work out though. There is always some kind of barrier in the way of true happiness.:biggrin1:
     
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    Some men just like to take the back seat in relationships.
     
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    Well, he was pedaling his ass all over town
     
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    hahahahaha LMAO that's a good one!


    ROTFLMAO
    He's not a sex offender, unless of course the bike resisted. :biggrin1: Was the bike rolling away from him when the cleaning ladies saw him humping it. I think they should have posted his picture in bike shops across the UK with a sign saying do not sell anything to this man.:tongue:
     
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    Some of the best sex I've ever had was with a mountain bike. A pink little number. She could go for miles, if you know what I mean :tongue:
     
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    I had sex with a Tricycle once but, I am Tri-sexual
     
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    Then maybe the bike wasn't a dyke, but a TRYKE?
     
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