Man Kills Girlfriend Over Sandwiches
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steve2727 said:
Haha, except that that song is from the early 90's and I don't even know if they're together any more. Not that that would stop our government. :tongue:
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I learned the true answer to the question about the kind of sandwich from a new member. It was a hotpocket.
A Hot Pocket? He killed his girlfriend over a Hot Pocket?! OMG! It must be all of those preservitives,pesticides and wheat gluten making people go out of their f****** minds!(I know I sound like a hippie,but I am one)
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tallguypns said:
That just killed my appetite. Damn. I really was feelin' the Cuban sandwich, and then I find out it was all over a crappy hotpocket...
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A new way to die. A microwave and a beat down. Very Quentin Tarantino with a touch of David Lynch. Hehehehe.
That must've been a great fucking sandwich to kill a girlfriend because she didn't heat it up for him.
That must've been a great fucking sandwich to kill a girlfriend because she didn't heat it up for him.
Wow!
You know, abusers (female and male) can usually detect when they have found prey. Obviously this was just the end in a long line of abusive behaviors between the couple. I see a lot of guys on here making jokes about this... But I want to say something that might make your blood run cold. If any woman were pushed to the point of Lorena Bobbit, at most it might only take two of you to render that proverbial "pound of flesh". Foot long hotdog, anyone? Be kind.....
You know, abusers (female and male) can usually detect when they have found prey. Obviously this was just the end in a long line of abusive behaviors between the couple. I see a lot of guys on here making jokes about this... But I want to say something that might make your blood run cold. If any woman were pushed to the point of Lorena Bobbit, at most it might only take two of you to render that proverbial "pound of flesh". Foot long hotdog, anyone? Be kind.....
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Proof of the type of sandwich being a hotpocket.
http://www.lpsg.org/new-member-introductions/26270-new.html
http://www.lpsg.org/new-member-introductions/26270-new.html
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A friggin' HOT POCKET? Killed over a goddamned nasty ass sandwich? That's fucked up. She should've made him peanut butter and jelly. Every man loves a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Men need to learn how to cook for themselves. I mean LEARN HOW TO COOK GOOD FOOD. Read a recipe. Go buy some groceries. Cook the stuff. Not heat stuff up in the microwave.
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naughty said:
I agree. I am sorry if I made offenses. Situation is still fucked up. A sandwich is still a sandwich but death is forever.
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tallguypns said:
Damn you for toying with my sandwich sensibilities!
Naughty - This is a horrible crime, and I indicated as much in my initial response to this thread. I think because we're bombarded with so many horrible, sad, or just plain depressing news stories, we've developed a humour response to take the sting out of them. I have to admit I was among the first off the mark with Shuttle jokes, or Bobbitt jokes, as those stories hit the news. In any event, no offense was meant.
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naughty said:
Who's joking? This conjecture over sandwiches is quite serious and we've put a great deal of thought into the matter. An entire book could be written on the sandwich. Furthermore, when crime scene investigators investigate a crime scene and they begin to study possible motives, for example, knowledge of exactly what kind of sandwich was involved can lead to tremendous insight as to the particulars. Now it is revealed to us (if the information is indeed accurate) that the sandwich in question was possibly a hot pocket type of sandwich (which in fact, is not technically a sandwich at all). I like many others in this thread feel a sense of outrage over that possibility. A hot pocket? A hot pocket?!? Outrageous! What a miserable excuse for a meal, much less a sandwich! I personally wouldn't get up out of bed for a hot pocket. Why, a hot pocket is nothing more than a...
Matthew said:
I believe 'boy' is the right term.
As in 'he's my boy...he loves picking the soap up'
Uniontown is right next door to Pittsburgh. Pittsburghers enjoy a type of sandwich made (locally) famous by the Primanti Brothers sandwich shop. The sandwich consists of the usual sandwich fillings (choice of meat, lettuce, pickles, onions, etc.), but your side orders are also added into the sandwich, so the fries, coleslaw, and whatever else you've ordered are added to the inside of your sandwich. Apparently, steel mill workers had only a half-hour for lunch and the primanti bros thought this would solve the problem of not having enough time to eat your lunch. Whatever.
What's the point? It's a big fucking sandwich. If that's what was to be heated, it would take a while. Hubby should have been a little more patient.
What's the point? It's a big fucking sandwich. If that's what was to be heated, it would take a while. Hubby should have been a little more patient.
