Man Law

[D_Eddie Withagun]

I'm so glad I don't have to do these stupid things with men. It's so easier to get on a level with a guy.

 

[ScorpioSlut]

I'm sorry but just because you're gay doesn't mean you don't have to use these same sorts of rules in relationships. Not all guys have to worry about these laws with all women. Sometimes the women have to use these laws with men. Just as that is true i'm quite certain depending on the person just like in a heterosexual relationship that people in a homosexual relationship might find themselves in need of these rules as well.

 

[Wish-4-8]

I dont understand rule #1.
Why would one of your buddies go home with her if he knows you brought her?
It seems like you would have bigger issues than the girl with friends like that.

Other than that, no complaints.

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

26. If a girl says she thinks your a virgin PLEASE don't be stupid and take the bait. This is her test of finding out if your sleeping around with a bunch of women. Most dudes will feel ego hurt and be like "Hell No I've had sex with tons of girls" but a smart one will just say "no im not."

27. Don't tell everything about yourself right off the bat. First b/c A LOT of women are gold diggers sad but true. If they know you have a good job they'll b quick to try and get u caught up. So don't glorify your job and don't EVER give out your salary. Don't think if your in college they still can't get you. If they ask wat your in college for don't say law or medicine or the money makers, simply say undecided. Second if you telle too much right off the bat you take the mystery away from yourself. You want em to be interested in u keep yourself interesting by keeping mysterious.

28. When on a date avoid any and all BBQed food nothin says jackass like bullseye sauce all over ya face.

29. If ya gotta scratch the sac make it look like your adjusting your pants leg. Not only does this save you from lookin nasty it also gives off the signal of having a big dick to females b/c who else would have a problem with pants legs except the dudes who r packin.

30. DON'T EVER MENTION YOUR SIZE! Thats the quickest way to lose a girl. Despite what ppl tell you they don't like hearin dat b/c A. Most dudes r liars B. Even if you got a 10 inch dick sayin it out loud makes it look like your lyin for attention A. Most dudes lie about it B. Evn if your 10 ins sayin it out loud is kinda lame and stil makes u look like a liar C. If you do you wont get that OMG expression on her face when she drops your boxers

lol lemme know if this is any good or there's anything to add

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

There once was a time when brotherhood meant you could trust your friends completely but those days are over. It's fun to dream that your friends will always do the right thing but its not always true. AND even if you have a trustworthy group of friends who would never hook up with her you still can't control what she will do. They may not hook up with her but usually she might try and get a lil too friendly with one of them.

I dont understand rule #1.
Why would one of your buddies go home with her if he knows you brought her?
It seems like you would have bigger issues than the girl with friends like that.

Other than that, no complaints.

 

[AlphaSpartan]

I will not let girls I Just met

A. Go through my phone
B. Go through my wallet
C. Go through my computer
D. Snoop around my room
E. Snoop through my car
F. Meet my ex's

Has this really happened enough times for it to be a Man Law? I'd just flat out stop hanging out with women that do this stuff.

3. If the girl is sitting with her friends do not approach unless you know one of the friends.

This is actually a great way to approach women so long as you know what you're doing. It's not always easy but it can be a fast track to bed.

4. If she has her headphones in she doesn't want to be bothered.

She doesn't want to be bothered by all the other losers... she doesn't yet know that you're worth talking to... but you'll only be worth talking to if you know what she's interested in.

6. Call her DO NOT TEXT! It's too impersonal.

I firmly agree with this. The only reason I even use text is if I'm in a situation where I absolutely have to or only need to know one snippet of information. Women who insist on texting me won't be seeing me again.

8. Don't use pickup lines your'e a grown up now.

I'm neutral on this. Only use a pickup line unless you made it and it's guaranteed to make her laugh. They're still dangerous, though.

9. Shut Up and let her talk.

Amen. The more you know and the less knows the better. So long as you've conveyed you're the best man she'll ever get.

These are all my opinions based on what I know about love and war.

 

[D_Jerry_Atric]

At first I thought this thread was going to be silly but I find myself agreeing with a lot of the advice posted and for myself if I'm dating someone and they bring up their ex's that's a huge red flag and I wouldn't let someone who I don't know go through my cellphone or computer.

I also do not like how some people are majorly into texting on their phone and can't even make a simple phone call. I understand that texting has useful purposes like if you're in a place where you can text or get texts but not calls or if you are getting directions to someplace but it shouldn't take the place of a phone call.

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

Yeah true, but you have to be a little lenient with girls and their texting. One of the greatest things to know about females is despite the craziness sumtimes they usually do things for a reason.

Girls will usually text you if

A. They are too shy to really talk
B. Their phone plan has limited mins but unlimited texts
C. They don't feel like being in a long convo

But yeah you have to remember the phone plan thats a bigge b/c they may really wanna talk to you but don't have any mins so textin is their only way.

At first I thought this thread was going to be silly but I find myself agreeing with a lot of the advice posted and for myself if I'm dating someone and they bring up their ex's that's a huge red flag and I wouldn't let someone who I don't know go through my cellphone or computer.

I also do not like how some people are majorly into texting on their phone and can't even make a simple phone call. I understand that texting has useful purposes like if you're in a place where you can text or get texts but not calls or if you are getting directions to someplace but it shouldn't take the place of a phone call.

 

[rob_just_rob]

1. I make my own rules.

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

Thats why i said add your own if you have any.

1. I make my own rules.

 

[rob_just_rob]

Thats why i said add your own if you have any.

You're missing the point. That's the only rule.

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

uh huh weeeellll moving along

 

[hockeyguy741]

good list......well done buddy

 

[SR_Les Intercourse]

great list all true

 

[dickinchalotta]

Great list. Your shit needs to get published!

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

31. If the girls on her Triple H (happy horny hateful) A.K.A period wait a week and then call her. This is the ABSOLUTE easiest way to get a girl in bed after their period is gone those hormones will kick in and they're gonna b horny as all hell so this your chance. Just remember when they say they on their cycle keeps your eyes on that calendar.

32. This is one I personally developed. Say your kissing a girl and everything's going good but she keeps saying no or she's not rdy everytime u try and take her pants or shirt off. Easily solved if she lets you (most girls will) squeeze her ass with her hands while your kissin her. While ya doin this push your hands down further and start fingering her from the back while squeezin her ass. Idc wat any1 says no girl is EVER expecting this and its rarely ever done, and it can quickly turn a no into a YES!!!

33. Get to the point when asking for the number. Too many dudes overthink their approach. You don't have to be mr suave ladies man the first time they meet just have general convo and ask for the number. DO NOT SAY I LIKE YOU. Sometimes this can work if they were rlly feelin you but most times it makes you look weird. Why? B/c they're thinkin you just met me how can you like me alrdy? This makes u come off as a weirdo. And also a lotta women don't like dudes to make it that easy for them. Like i said b4 less is more if u say i like u right off the bat ur givin too much of yourself away make them earn it.

 

[jdoe86]

#1 Man Law: If a friend is your wingman, you must return the favor at least once before you ask him again. If not, you owe him triple.

 

[Holistic_Harry]

I usually refer to it as 'The Guy Code', but it is the same thing essentially. Most of the code that guys follow was learned during childhood, but seldom put into words. Mostly it is about how to avoid getting the snot kicked out of you by the other guys. For instance, you shouldn't disrespect a guy in front of his wife or girlfriend. If you do he is more likely to react violently than when by himself. If he is alone then he is more likely to laugh it off. My personal code though is: 1) Don't get involved with married women or women who are involved with another guy. 2) Don't play around on the side when you are involved. It may be tempting, but the lies get complicated. 3) The best way to get oral is to give oral--besides its fun to make a woman writhe and moan. 4) Don't do anything you will be ashamed of later. Shame is more unpleasant than any pleasure or avoidance of unpleasantness you might have from performing the shameful act. 5) If it's good for the goose it's good for the gander. In other words a rule of thumb is that if you feel you are allowed to do something then anyone else should also be allowed. Similarly if someone else feels they are allowed to do something, and then turn around and say that you aren't feel free to straighten them out. Fair is fair.

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

I can respect that

I usually refer to it as 'The Guy Code', but it is the same thing essentially. Most of the code that guys follow was learned during childhood, but seldom put into words. Mostly it is about how to avoid getting the snot kicked out of you by the other guys. For instance, you shouldn't disrespect a guy in front of his wife or girlfriend. If you do he is more likely to react violently than when by himself. If he is alone then he is more likely to laugh it off. My personal code though is: 1) Don't get involved with married women or women who are involved with another guy. 2) Don't play around on the side when you are involved. It may be tempting, but the lies get complicated. 3) The best way to get oral is to give oral--besides its fun to make a woman writhe and moan. 4) Don't do anything you will be ashamed of later. Shame is more unpleasant than any pleasure or avoidance of unpleasantness you might have from performing the shameful act. 5) If it's good for the goose it's good for the gander. In other words a rule of thumb is that if you feel you are allowed to do something then anyone else should also be allowed. Similarly if someone else feels they are allowed to do something, and then turn around and say that you aren't feel free to straighten them out. Fair is fair.

 

[helgaleena]

I wish I had learned a few of these!