Man Law

[incubus08]

A few of my Man Laws:

1) There are three people you can't challenge another man in front of. Wife, Mom, Dad.
2) No means no.
3) Bros before hoes BUT Wife before anyone.
4) Don't be afraid to ask questions.
5) Even if you're not a good listener, learn to pick out bits and pieces and ask about them.
6) Nothing means more to a man than his son.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

I'm sorry but just because you're gay doesn't mean you don't have to use these same sorts of rules in relationships. Not all guys have to worry about these laws with all women. Sometimes the women have to use these laws with men. Just as that is true i'm quite certain depending on the person just like in a heterosexual relationship that people in a homosexual relationship might find themselves in need of these rules as well.

As someone who used to be exclusively with women and is now exclusively with men, I can assure you the amount of game playing, emotional meltdowns, histrionics, is definitely much less with men. Too many women want you to constantly prove your dedication to them. Like the old saying goes, "Never marry a girl whose Daddy calls her 'Princess.' Because she believes it." << That's my contribution to the list.

 

[ScorpioSlut]

As someone who used to be exclusively with women and is now exclusively with men, I can assure you the amount of game playing, emotional meltdowns, histrionics, is definitely much less with men. Too many women want you to constantly prove your dedication to them. Like the old saying goes, "Never marry a girl whose Daddy calls her 'Princess.' Because she believes it." << That's my contribution to the list.

With all due respect that is your personal experience. Perhaps your taste in men prevents you from running into the problems you listed or maybe you've just been around long enough to know the warning signs. However I can guarantee you that due to human nature these problems arise just as much in same sex couples. I know plenty of gay men who need to have dedication and love proven to them even more than some women do.

 

[Lonely8incher]

ok we dont need to say anything about these rules at all unless it is adding more to them or giving tru to life exp in the rules. we do need to start helping each other to get these women. they get us right.

1 never mess with your friends wife. the gf or fb is game maybe not fair but it is game. wife is not.

2 if you cheat you can not get mad about her cheating.

3 we work better in groups. get your buddies and come up with a game plan.

4 learning to dance really does help.

5 study them for at the very least an hour to know what you are going into.

6 get yourself some good hygene habits.

7 ask your friends that are girls how you look and act. better yet some one you know that does not like you but will still talk to you for their opinion they are going to be less likely to tell you what you want to hear.

i will write more later.

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

Exactly

ok we dont need to say anything about these rules at all unless it is adding more to them or giving tru to life exp in the rules. we do need to start helping each other to get these women. they get us right.

1 never mess with your friends wife. the gf or fb is game maybe not fair but it is game. wife is not.

2 if you cheat you can not get mad about her cheating.

3 we work better in groups. get your buddies and come up with a game plan.

4 learning to dance really does help.

5 study them for at the very least an hour to know what you are going into.

6 get yourself some good hygene habits.

7 ask your friends that are girls how you look and act. better yet some one you know that does not like you but will still talk to you for their opinion they are going to be less likely to tell you what you want to hear.

i will write more later.

 

[wallyj84]

With all due respect that is your personal experience. Perhaps your taste in men prevents you from running into the problems you listed or maybe you've just been around long enough to know the warning signs. However I can guarantee you that due to human nature these problems arise just as much in same sex couples. I know plenty of gay men who need to have dedication and love proven to them even more than some women do.

I love how you, a straight woman, are telling these gay men about the dynamics of gay relationships.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

 

[139189]

Is this for hook-ups or relationships?

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

just for everything all around

 

[wseattle]

dont forget that on sunday during nfl season nothing else matters..

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

Lol why not both I was actually fuckin while watchin Saints whoop the colts .

dont forget that on sunday during nfl season nothing else matters..

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

With all due respect that is your personal experience. Perhaps your taste in men prevents you from running into the problems you listed or maybe you've just been around long enough to know the warning signs. However I can guarantee you that due to human nature these problems arise just as much in same sex couples. I know plenty of gay men who need to have dedication and love proven to them even more than some women do.

With all due respect, I probably know a lot more gay men than you do.

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

With all due respect, I probably know a lot more gay men than you do.

Cmon lets stick to the topic and not make it an argument thread :/

 

[wseattle]

Lol why not both I was actually fuckin while watchin Saints whoop the colts .

That is a talent sir!!!

 

[nealin]

The Man Rules.

(Leave this list for your gf/wife so there will be fewer questions)

Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday is for Sports!
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

 

[D_Bodacious Appetite]

*applause* well said sir I'll cover the single men u cover the men in relationships lol

The Man Rules.

(Leave this list for your gf/wife so there will be fewer questions)

Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday is for Sports!
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

 

[AquaEyes11010]

The Man Rules.

(Leave this list for your gf/wife so there will be fewer questions)

Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday is for Sports!
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Yo go boy. Back when I was dating girls (I'm talking 15-20 years ago), I felt like all that crap was just a necessary evil of being in a relationship. Then I had my first boyfriend. I still sigh in relief over the switch.

 

[mellisa1983]

The Man Rules.

(Leave this list for your gf/wife so there will be fewer questions)

Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday is for Sports!
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

I DO NOT HAVE 2 MANY SHOES!!!!LOL there aren't that many stores!!