Man Loses Penis, So Doctors Make A New One On His Arm

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While the jokes might write themselves (I can mostly think of calling him "Edward Penis Arm"), but it's good to see this guy not only has his own sense of humor about the whole thing, but that technology is advanced enough to give him a relatively normal life back. Cant think of a worse thing to happen to a guy, even if the solution is kind of creepy when you think about it.

Man loses penis, so doctors make a new one -- on his arm
 

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Too many things to think about here, first being, what does his shirt look like?

Is that your elbow or are you happy to see me?

I'm sorry, this is low hanging fruit, and I shouldn't be making fun of someone else's misfortunes, but he seem to be a good sport about it.
 

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If LPSGers has this happen to them, we’d see thread titles like these:

Should I get my wrist circumcised?

How thick should my arm be in order to satisfy Big Vagina Woman at my gym?

Do other people have any interesting pictures of cocks hanging out of long-sleeved shirts?

NCbear (who agrees, yes, the possibilities are indeed many and varied)
 

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I wonder if he cries out arm cramp! arm cramp! When he's been busy pleasing the ladies?

*take a number and form a line hear please!*
 

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If LPSGers has this happen to them, we’d see thread titles like these:

Should I get my wrist circumcised?

How thick should my arm be in order to satisfy Big Vagina Woman at my gym?

Do other people have any interesting pictures of cocks hanging out of long-sleeved shirts?

NCbear (who agrees, yes, the possibilities are indeed many and varied)

Don't forget the redundant posts also asking "How many of you go shirtless in the locker room to do the dick arm flash?" or "Does your father, brother or anyone else in your family also have a dick arm and describe it detail".

Bonus for pictures of dick arms with strange spots on them or with a toilet in the photo.
 
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