"Man milk"

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    Don't you just love sexual euphemisms?
    Lots of interesting terminology. :biggrin1:
    This time around, the subject: semen
    ... or let's call it ...
    man cream, cum, jizz, load, skeet, man seed, splooge, sprog, spunk, boy batter, man milk, love lava, jack juice, peter pearls, baby seed, and on and on ... Anyone got any more good ones to add to the list?

    First guy who explained sex to me used the term "shooting a wad."
    Guess that always stuck in my mind as an erotically nasty term: "wad." "Spunk" also sounds wonderfully dirty. "Cum" up with some more ... :smile:
     
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    I've also heard man chowder and baby gravy.
     
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    I like "Jism."
     
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    Boy buttercream.
     
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    Prostate pudding ,
    gonad gravy,
    ball butter,
     
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    Spuff and baby batter, cream of the crop.
     
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    Nice additions. I like those.
    ... And I guess there's always ZZ Top and their song
    "Pearl Necklace" ... LOL

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_Necklace_(song)
     
    Pearl Necklace by ZZ Top

    She's really upset with me again,
    I didn't give her what she likes.
    I don't know what to tell her,
    Don't know what to say.
    Everything got funky last night.

    She was really bombed,
    And I was really blown away,
    Until I asked her what she wanted,
    And this is what she had to say:
    A pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.

    She gets a charge out of bein' so weird,
    Digs gettin' downright strange.
    But I can keep a handle on anything,
    Just this side of deranged.

    She was gettin' bombed,
    And I was gettin' blown away,
    And she held it in her hand
    And this is what she had to say:
    A pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.

    She's so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
    And that's not jewelry shes talkin' about,
    It really don't cost that much.

    She was gettin' bombed,
    And I was gettin' blown away,
    And she took it in her hand,
    And this is what she had to say:
    A pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.
     
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    mangoo
    manchowder
    babby batter
    spunk
    jizz
    baby gravy
    special sauce
    man cream
    spooge
     
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    pearl jam
    crotch juice
     
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    Crotch Juice? Isn't that more like cunt drippings?

    Pearl Jam - that's a new one. I never thought it had any meaning outside the rock group.
     
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