man mistook his penis for

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  1. B_Marius567

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    BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

    It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

    "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

    Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
     
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    suaige: and we thought bobbit had it bad
     
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    Confused with a chicken, eh? I suppose he flopped around on the ground for several minutes.
     
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    That's not all he's out of! :eek:
     
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    Like Mother always said -- there's always something to be thankful for. After reading about this mishap, I'm so grateful I can purchase my chickens at Kroger's.
     
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    I'm surprised it has taken this long before someone made the joke about how this story gives a whole new meaning to the term "choking the chicken." :)
     
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    i was gonna post but you made all the comments for me...good job!
     
  8. mindseye

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    I'm certain the article is a variation of this old urban legend.

    The neck-for-penis element is present.
    The family-pet-nibbling-away element is present.
    There is no corroboration to the story.

    What would be required for this story to be true? For a guy to mistake his penis for a chicken neck, it'd have to be covered in feathers!
     
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    And that's why Bush is POed at Venezuela, because of Lorena Bobbitt.
     
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    I was looking for that before i posted it myself....ha/ha
     
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    I'm disappointed. I was expecting a punch line.
     
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