Man of the House

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  1. Pappy

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    A man had just finished reading his book "Man Of The House" while
    making his
    commute home from work.

    By the time he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked
    directly
    up to his wife, and pointing his finger in her face, he said, "From
    now
    on I want you to know that I am the man of this house and my word is
    law!
    You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
    eating
    my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner,
    you're
    going to draw my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
    bath,
    guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"






    "The Funeral Director is my guess," said his wife
     
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