Manlybanisters Hits 1000!!!!!!

[ManlyBanisters]

Oh dear! I wasn't expecting that~~oh well, might as well enjoy! Do with me as you must:smile: .

I must - I must!

 

[fortiesfun]

I bow to the new Queen!

(And however dangerous that may be, I'm ready for anything!)

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

To the cleverest photoshopper on the site. (And that's saying something!)

:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

You are a brilliant new addition, hitting 1000 in record time, and in addition to causing all those orgasms you also posted quickly. :wink:

:laola: :laola:

Cheers!​

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I arrived just in time, I see Onslow got to try out your toys!!!:biggrin1:

Ah excellent - allow me to sit on your face while I get Onslow trussed correctly...

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I bow to the new Queen!​

(And however dangerous that may be, I'm ready for anything!)

Gentlemen - MOUNT UP!​

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:​

To the cleverest photoshopper on the site. (And that's saying something!)
why thank you!​

:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:​

You are a brilliant new addition, hitting 1000 in record time, and in addition to causing all those orgasms you also posted quickly. :wink:
I aim to please :wink:​

:laola: :laola:​

Cheers!​

Are you buying? I'll have champers, CHEERS!

 

[Onslow]

I must - I must!

I wonder what this bottle of flavored and scented oil is for? Hmm...let me rub a little on this subperb looking well rounded globe with the little niblet at the end. Oops~~drizzled on to much, I'll have to lick it off~~

Why MsBanisters!! I do believe you are trying to seduce me! (let me hide the oil before she realizes it's the other way around--or is it?)

 

[Onslow]

Ah excellent - allow me to sit on your face while I get Onslow trussed correctly...

So we're using the ropes tonight and not these nifty handcuffs Officer Dirigible left me with? (and why exactly isn't he here either?)



Umm...I understand being trussed, but what is that you're preparing to stuff me with?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I wonder what this bottle of flavored and scented oil is for? Hmm...let me rub a little on this subperb looking well rounded globe with the little niblet at the end. Oops~~drizzled on to much, I'll have to lick it off~~

Why MsBanisters!! I do believe you are trying to seduce me! (let me hide the oil before she realizes it's the other way around--or is it?)

I often seduce people with my clit - it works!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Goodnight - my adoring public...

 

[Onslow]

I often seduce people with my clit - it works!

~~and a nice one it is too~~

Why, if I hadn't gone 99.99999% queer (and unmarried at this time) I'd be tempted to fornicate with you for an eternity (now, it'll only be a celebratory fornication).

 

[PaulF]

WELL DONE GIRL!!
KEEP IT UP!
HERE'S TO THE NEXT 1000 arty2: :fest06: arty2: :biggthumpup2: arty2: :fest30: :wiggle: :fest30: :bling: :You_Rock_Emoticon: :laola:

 

[Drifterwood]

YouTube - Sit on My Face

:tongue:

 

[D_N Flay Table]

yay MB, just dont tell Jesus you go to this site

 

[fortiesfun]

Forwarding one more message from a lost, but apparently lurking, one:

In honor of one of the hottest women at LPSG to rock my world:

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:
:notworthy::notworthy::notworthy:
:hail: :hail:
:notworthy:

Congratulations, ManlyBanisters, on your 1000th post!

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:
:notworthy::notworthy::notworthy:
:hail: :hail:
:notworthy:

Oh, Baby, I wanna bang you so!
Chicagosam, Mike Hunt, and Dan Gray
​

 

[agnslz]

Congratulations to one of our greatest and funniest LPSG members! ManlyBanisters, those one-thousand posts of yours have been nothing but a treat to read, every one! Here's hoping you will keep on giving us the good stuff, long into the future!:biggrin::smile:

:laola:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

~~and a nice one it is too~~

Why, if I hadn't gone 99.99999% queer (and unmarried at this time) I'd be tempted to fornicate with you for an eternity (now, it'll only be a celebratory fornication).

So I can tickle 0.00001% of your fancy, then - that'll do me!!

WELL DONE GIRL!!
KEEP IT UP!
HERE'S TO THE NEXT 1000 arty2: :fest06: arty2: :biggthumpup2: arty2: :fest30: :wiggle: :fest30: :bling: :You_Rock_Emoticon: :laola:

Why thank you!

YouTube - Sit on My Face

:tongue:

:32: My dreams come true! You got yourself a date, Drifter

yay MB, just dont tell Jesus you go to this site

FUCK YOU! No seriously - you wanna? :wink:

Congratulations to one of our greatest and funniest LPSG members! ManlyBanisters, those one-thousand posts of yours have been nothing but a treat to read, every one! Here's hoping you will keep on giving us the good stuff, long into the future!:biggrin::smile:

:laola:

Giving you the good stuff? I keep the good stuff for myself, you can come share if you like :smoker2:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Oh, Baby, I wanna bang you so!
Chicagosam, Mike Hunt, and Dan Gray​

Anytime Sam, anytime...

You're the Christopher Reeve to my Miss Piggy

Miss you, bad boy!​

 

[SassySpy]

welcome to the club, MB!! Though from the looks of things, your cheering section has been with you all the way before you hit the 4 digit club!
CONGRATULATIONS
and
SALUTATIONS!!
​

 

[SassySpy]

Yes, what he said--

and before I forget, in case I am absent from here later on, a predawn wish of congratulations to Viking1 as I see number 2000 is about to occur for you.



Congrats to all the millennium numbered posters; but, for now mainly to ManlyBanisters~~(I hear she's seeing The Count on the side; but let her celibate any way she wishs--er, I meant celebrate. So embarrassing aging like this and forgetting my words)

you are so right Onslow- and a birthday as well Viking? Methinks your self-perceived bad luck is changing!! :kiss:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

welcome to the club, MB!! Though from the looks of things, your cheering section has been with you all the way before you hit the 4 digit club!

CONGRATULATIONS
and
SALUTATIONS!!​

AND WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED A LOVELY LADY BOTTOM ON MY FACE!?!​

I like my fanclub too - but they only stick aound for the spliff and bjs :wink:

 

[SassySpy]

AND WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED A LOVELY LADY BOTTOM ON MY FACE!?!​

I like my fanclub too - but they only stick aound for the spliff and bjs :wink:

I believe my bottom had a prior, erm appointment. :tongue:
I'd stick around just to watch. :biggrin1: