Many would fuck them but you wouldn't

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  1. D_Coyne Toss

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    What are the celebs most of the people seem to conside hot but you would't fuck?

    Jennifer Lopez (with that ass, if the rides we she could break my spine)
    Naomi Campbell (hey, she is getting bald!)
    Paris Hilton (speechless...)
    Britney Speras (then and now)
    Scarlett Johansson (you need to do much more to be a woman, girlie!)
     
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    I've met and talked with a number of celeberties but never ever had it enter my mind to consider taking them to bed. People of the real world are easier to deal with.
     
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    Couldn't agree more, mate. Easier and BETTER!

    Fantasies can occour, but that's all.
     
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    Brad pitt doesnt do it for me. Dont know why because all the ingredients are right but somehow it doesnt add up to an appetising meal. Tom cruise the same.
     
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    Maria Sharapova... I totally dont understand the fuss about her!! I'm at a loss to see why people find her remotely attractive. She has a tiny (spherical) head on a mans body, shes not especially pretty let alone beautiful! Shes not even that great at tennis! :dunno:

    Whoever wants her is welcome to her. Help yourself!
     
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    Most sportswomen have men's bodies, and yes, what is hot with that?? :dunno:
     
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    Any of the "famous because they are famous" phony celebs like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, they are all skanks. To quote the late great George Carlin, "I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!"

    When you know there is no chance of ever fucking someone you can be picky, and I find I am picky about celebs. Personally, I do not find Angelina Jolie hot. Her body is not nice, it is bony and loose skinned (bad combo). She has massive lips, nice boobs, but rumor has it she has herpes to go along with it. I read a piece about Hollywood's circle of herpes, and there were some big name hotties on it: Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie, Katie Holmes, Paris Hilton (well, duh), Lindsay Lohan, Cameron Diaz, and so on (obviously, most of the guys that they dated too). I know it was a writer just making a point about who has slept with who, and the likelihood that those known to have herpes would have spread it. So, if you want to help keep the sores off of your dick, avoid celebs.
     
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    But Henry Rollins is a sure bet. He jerks off a lot and he REALLY screens his potential girlfriends.
     
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    Only Naomi i would from that list
     
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    I can't fucking STAND Jennifer Lopez.
     
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    I like to fuck, so I can't say I wouldn't fuck them, as much as I really want to show off my girl-types snobbishness.
    Now would I want to date some of these women- spears, hilton, jolie, pamela, lopez etc? Hell no, with a capital hell.
    Would I even want to have a long conversation with aforementioned women before sticking my cock in them.
    Again a capitalized hell no.

    I daydream about Annette Strean (of venus hum), Charlize Theron and even Maura Tierney and the daydream is having long romantic lovemaking sessions with them. It's in the style and face for me, the mood these women create when they enter a room.
     
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    Brad Pitt
     
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    Mariah Carey (in a second!!!)
     
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    George Clooney,Brad Pitt,Chris Martin,Owen Wilson among others.
     
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    Every man in the Billy Ocean trilogy (Clooney, Pitt, Cheadle, Mac, Damon)...well, save Damon.

    Mario Lopez used to be on that list until recently. He's giving me the goods and I'm taking it.

    Rob Lowe, Charlie Sheen, Daniel Craig, Robert Downey Jr.
     
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    A few that come to mind:

    Brad Pitt
    Colin Farrell
    A-Rod
    Benicio Del Toro
    Mark Ruffalo
    George Clooney
    Kiefer Sutherland
    Marc Anthony
     
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    Brad Pitt
    Colin Ferril
    Ryan Seacrest
    Tom Cruise
    Anyone we know is gay but not out. i.e. Anderson Cooper
    Jeff Corwin
    Christopher Meloni
    Neal Patrick Harris
    Richard Dean Anderson
    Jim Rowe
    Will Smith
    David Beckem (sp)
    Ricki Martin - wait see Anderson Cooper
    Any porn star - except Tony Buff.

    That's all for now.

    I reserve to change my mind at a later date or add to this list.

    Thanks,

    Sklar
     
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    Mario Lopez - douche.

    Giselle Bunchen - can not see what others see in her. Adriana blows her out the water.
     
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    tom cruise and jake gyllenhal...

    They just don't do it for me..
     
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    Zac Efron is a mystery to me. He looks like a pre-teen girl with his overly waxed eyebrows, orange skin and make-up.

    Also don't get the David Beckham obsession. Sure, he has a nice body, but his face isn't that attractive and his voice is so shrill he puts dying cats to shame...
     
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