March 14th: Steak and a Blowjob Day

[B_quietguy]

Do you celebrate steak and a blowjob day each March 14th?

 

[Enid]

HELL yeah!
(See my signature.)

 

[Pendlum]

I would if I had someone to provide the bj.

 

[petite]

Blech on the steak, but TheBoyfriend gets BJs all the time, so probably. Maybe lobster and a BJ?

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

I observe blowjob day EVERYDAY. A cock a day keeps the blue-balls away.

Appts being accepted now. Contact me....

 

[D_Thyrnebeck Wrinklebeast]

oh wow

i'd love to cook a steak and give a blowjob for this special day...

 

[D_Thyrnebeck Wrinklebeast]

oh wow

i'd love to cook a steak and give a blowjob for this special day...

No takers...?

 

[Smooth88]

I would if I had someone to provide the bj.

Same here.

 

[cgoodness]

i have hopes, but the wife isn't feeling well. she did mention it coming up though last week. fingers crossed>>

 

[lopo2000]

What day??? I have never heard of it.. is it an official celebration? Sorry for the dumb question but I seriously don't know...

 

[finsuptx]

I'm in!

 

[Daisy]

I can't imagine that men would have to have a special day for a blowjob. I know this is humor, but still the joke is based on the fact that a lot of women really dont enjoy blowjobs. I think a blowjob is just as much a special gift for me as it is for him. This is just weird to me, like having a women's "eat pussy day". If you need a holiday for it you're looking at it as a chore which I just dont get.

To me, every day is blowjob day!!

 

[invisibleman]

oh wow

i'd love to cook a steak and give a blowjob for this special day...

No takers...?

I can grill or broil an amazing steak...:smile:

 

[invisibleman]

To me, every day is blowjob day!!

Lucky, I bet your mouf gets a workout.
:wink:

 

[nudeyorker]

Thanks for the reminder. I just took two NY strips out of the freezer and will remind the S.O. tomorrow!

 

[Maruli]

I always thought Valentines Day was the same thing.. Uh-oh!

 

[invisibleman]

I always thought Valentines Day was the same thing.. Uh-oh!

No, Valentine's Day is "Steak dinners with a slight chance of getting a blowjob, handjob, or sex if there are Godiva chocolates, Tiffany jewelry, diamonds, and other token of affections involved" Day.

 

[michaang]

The only thing tomorrow is to me is Pi day.

 

[arthurdent]

This year, March 14th is Mother's Day in the UK.

 

[D_Doe_Ray_Mi]

Never heard of 3/14 referred to as that. We're doing steak and seared Ahi and will probably get a nice BJ, like any other day. I know I am lucky. And deserving.