I busted out! There has been much speculation as to my whereabouts. There were "Where is Marley" segments on CNN, Enertainment Tonight, even a front page feature in the New York Times. Well I've come to squash the rumors, yes I was in prison, but it was all a misunderstanding. I was working as a waiter at Red Lobster when, as they do every Wednesday, a few mafia heads came in to enjoy our aqueous cuisine. Long story short, one thing leads to another and I'm behind the dumpster out back blowing them one by one (jerking them two by two as God blessed me with two hands). The police show up and everybody bolts. In the process, I, being on my knees, was knocked into the mud, ruining my $30 knock-off Manolo Blahniks. Somehow, the police mistook me for a fourty year old Italian mobster and they Rodney Kinged me right on the spot and hauled me off to the chokey. Fortunately I carried a torrid but gratifying affair with the judge a few years back so he approved my early release. I didn't have to blow the warden on my way out....but I did anway. :biggrin1: Anyway, howdy everyone!