Marriage

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  1. jakeatolla

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    My girlfriend and I are talking about getting married. She keeps asking me if I can support her, but she knows I can...she's always on my back.
     
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    Badump bump.
     
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    Say g'night, Gracie.
     
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    Must be a reason she's asking
     
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    WTF...is she high maintenance or something? Maybe she craves the affluent lifestyle and could resort to murder or fraud or even worse...taking up loads of credit cards :p

    Maybe its time to have a talk to her about why she keeps asking...me personally though, I'd only get married if the girl really wanted to since all it is is expensive confirmation of something I and she would already know...
     
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    Its just a joke people................
     
  7. D_Coyne Toss

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    The word "Marriage" hypnotizes me, lately!

    I am so impatient to marry her, folks, that i'd do it tomorrow.
     
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    My son was just about to walk into church, when I turned to him and said, "Can I give you the same piece of advice my father gave to me on my wedding day?"

    He said, "Of coarse you can dad, go ahead."

    "Don't do it, you fucking idiot."



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