Marriage

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  1. jakeatolla

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    "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many.
    Monogamy is the same."
    --Oscar Wilde
     
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    "If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children...' they leave skid marks." -- Rita Rudner
     
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    And if you never want to have wild sex again, take a bite of the wedding cake.:redface:
     
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    "weddings are the champagne of life, unfortunately, marriage is the hangover."
    Bunny hoest, The lockhorns.
     
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    I reckon I could do a good job as a marriage guidance counsellor. It's so easy.

    To the husbands I'd say

    - You should buy her more flowers
    - You should buy her more chocolates
    - You should take her out to dinner more often

    To the wives I'd say

    - You should suck more cock
     
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    Very Good Advice.
    Hey, I had a great wife, great marriage for 27 years. She was a STAR and brought great meaning into my life, including two wonderful children. But much, much more including a lot of fun. Unfortunately, now, she's gone from this world.
    Ok, now I have a wonderful young beautiful sexy gf. But I sure miss my wife. All the negative talk about marriage is a bit misguided.
     
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    Love is Blind - marriage is an institutions for the blind

    Marriage is an institution and you have to want to be in an institution.
     
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