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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by jakeatolla, Sep 4, 2006.
"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many.
Monogamy is the same."
"If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children...' they leave skid marks." -- Rita Rudner
And if you never want to have wild sex again, take a bite of the wedding cake.:redface:
"weddings are the champagne of life, unfortunately, marriage is the hangover."
Bunny hoest, The lockhorns.
I reckon I could do a good job as a marriage guidance counsellor. It's so easy.
To the husbands I'd say
- You should buy her more flowers
- You should buy her more chocolates
- You should take her out to dinner more often
To the wives I'd say
- You should suck more cock
Very Good Advice.
Hey, I had a great wife, great marriage for 27 years. She was a STAR and brought great meaning into my life, including two wonderful children. But much, much more including a lot of fun. Unfortunately, now, she's gone from this world.
Ok, now I have a wonderful young beautiful sexy gf. But I sure miss my wife. All the negative talk about marriage is a bit misguided.
Love is Blind - marriage is an institutions for the blind
Marriage is an institution and you have to want to be in an institution.