Marry, Screw, Kick in the Balls

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It's easy. You're given 3 people, you're have to choose one to marry, one to screw, and one to kick in the balls.

For example.

Poster #1 gives 3 options: Mario Lopez, Leonardo Dicaprio, Gary Busey.

Poster #2: chooses to marry - Mario, screw Leo, kick Gary's nuts.

After making their pics (and this is important to keep the game going) poster #2 has to leave 3 options for poster #3. Poster #3 makes their picks and leaves 3 options for poster #4, etc...

Guess I have to start.

Your choices are John Mccain, Osama Bin Laden, George W. Bush.

You gotta kick one in the balls, screw one, and marry one.

*Remember, George has bank.:wink:
 
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I've seen a hell of a lot worse posted on this site (and responded to), Nudey.

Oh come on Manly, you know how these people are, once a week they need a "cause" to champion so they can mount their moral high horses and ride off into the sunset of justice.
 

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Why does there always have to be a whiner with no sense of humor?:rolleyes:



We used to do this at work and it never ruffled any feathers.
Marley your a nice guy with a great sense of humor and im happy to call you my friend. However please understand any talk of killing someone is in bad taste and will be questioned.
 
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Call me a whiner, but the choices are so bad when it comes to the marrying and screwing. Killing Osama is no problem. But marrying or screwing the old white guy.... eew Marley!
 

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Marley your a nice guy with a great sense of humor and im happy to call you my friend. However please understand any talk of killing someone is in bad tasted and will be questioned.:cool:
I hear you and Nudeyorker but my understanding of the TOS was that one could not threaten the life of another member, their children, spouse, family, etc.

The Killing thing has an "ick" factor for me!
You sound like my mom at my choir concert in 7th grade. :rolleyes: She didn't like that the 8th graders sang Bohemian Rhapsody because it mentioned killing a man.

Scat, watersports, and incest have an ick factor for me; but I'm sure y'all already know that as I have been quite vocal about it in the past.
 

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Marley, come on man, your a pal. Don't get razzled, peeps were having an opinion that was all, about the thread, seriously there is gonna be a lot of falling out if this thread continues the way its going and i would hate that, you have some good pals on here, just let it go please mate.
 

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Goodness Manly, you really fucked me over.

Marry - Hallyday
Screw (reluctantly) - John Lydon
Kick - Johnny Vegas

Thanks for the links, I didn't know who any of 'em were. I'd seen Lydon in the news before, I think for something about drugs.

Anywho, next three...

Mario Lopez, Zac Efron, Halle Berry (she doesn't have balls but she has a vajayjay you can kick if you so desire.
 

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Marley is not being angsty - And I'm sorry he felt the need to change the OP.

I think in this context the killing is clearly joking and daft and no one is being asked to describe in gorey detail the method of execution or any such bollocks.

Come on now - are we adults or fucking infants in a playground :rolleyes: