Marry, Screw, Kick in the Balls

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  1. marleyisalegend

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    It's easy. You're given 3 people, you're have to choose one to marry, one to screw, and one to kick in the balls.

    For example.

    Poster #1 gives 3 options: Mario Lopez, Leonardo Dicaprio, Gary Busey.

    Poster #2: chooses to marry - Mario, screw Leo, kick Gary's nuts.

    After making their pics (and this is important to keep the game going) poster #2 has to leave 3 options for poster #3. Poster #3 makes their picks and leaves 3 options for poster #4, etc...

    Guess I have to start.

    Your choices are John Mccain, Osama Bin Laden, George W. Bush.

    You gotta kick one in the balls, screw one, and marry one.

    *Remember, George has bank.:wink:
     
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    I don't think this is in the best of taste, or funny!:frown1:
     
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    Why is it in poor taste? What's not funny?

    I've seen a hell of a lot worse posted on this site (and responded to), Nudey.
     
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    Oh come on Manly, you know how these people are, once a week they need a "cause" to champion so they can mount their moral high horses and ride off into the sunset of justice.
     
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    :no: I've not found Nudey like that at all...

    I just don't see what's wrong with the thread concept :dunno:
     
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    And I wasn't saying it would ruffle feathers, I recognised the title from here before, did a check and found that it was tried in the past and didn't work.
     
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    Marley your a nice guy with a great sense of humor and im happy to call you my friend. However please understand any talk of killing someone is in bad taste and will be questioned.
     
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    The Killing thing has an "ick" factor for me!
     
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    Call me a whiner, but the choices are so bad when it comes to the marrying and screwing. Killing Osama is no problem. But marrying or screwing the old white guy.... eew Marley!
     
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    The racist comments that get posted here on a regular basis irk me but I've learned to live with 'em.
     
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    Check the OP, is that any better?
     
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    I hear you and Nudeyorker but my understanding of the TOS was that one could not threaten the life of another member, their children, spouse, family, etc.


    You sound like my mom at my choir concert in 7th grade. :rolleyes: She didn't like that the 8th graders sang Bohemian Rhapsody because it mentioned killing a man.

    Scat, watersports, and incest have an ick factor for me; but I'm sure y'all already know that as I have been quite vocal about it in the past.
     
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    No. Now, it's offensive to women without testicles.:rolleyes:
     
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    As opposed to women with testicles?:confused:
     
  17. ManlyBanisters

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    OK, OK - calm down children.

    I'd marry McCain (he must have got a decent divorce settlement from Cindy when he divorced and he ain't long for this world... This next bit is tough... real tough - can't I screw them both!??! I keed, I keed!!

    Coin toss!

    Bush won - Osama gets the kick in the bollocks.

    Next.

    Johnny Vegas, Johnny Halliday, Johnny Rotten.
     
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    Marley, come on man, your a pal. Don't get razzled, peeps were having an opinion that was all, about the thread, seriously there is gonna be a lot of falling out if this thread continues the way its going and i would hate that, you have some good pals on here, just let it go please mate.
     
  19. marleyisalegend

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    Goodness Manly, you really fucked me over.

    Marry - Hallyday
    Screw (reluctantly) - John Lydon
    Kick - Johnny Vegas

    Thanks for the links, I didn't know who any of 'em were. I'd seen Lydon in the news before, I think for something about drugs.

    Anywho, next three...

    Mario Lopez, Zac Efron, Halle Berry (she doesn't have balls but she has a vajayjay you can kick if you so desire.
     
  20. ManlyBanisters

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    Marley is not being angsty - And I'm sorry he felt the need to change the OP.

    I think in this context the killing is clearly joking and daft and no one is being asked to describe in gorey detail the method of execution or any such bollocks.

    Come on now - are we adults or fucking infants in a playground :rolleyes:
     
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