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I know some of her former young blond, swimmer-bodied, underaged, employees. It's a case of, "I knew her back when..."
 

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she'd probably be like, "well, Busta - you know you can make a condom out of an old used sandwich bag, and just tie it around your schlong with a twistie..."

But how are you going to decorate it? Duh. You need ribbon, not a twist tie. :rolleyes: :tongue:
 

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I know some of her former young blond, swimmer-bodied, underaged, employees. It's a case of, "I knew her back when..."

I knew the bride when she used to rock'n'roll? Who did sing that, Nick Lowe, right?

But how are you going to decorate it? Duh. You need ribbon, not a twist tie. :rolleyes: :tongue:

"Oh Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree..." Do you think that's an opportunity to recycle your yellow ribbons from 79?

Martha is so uptight,, i really can't see her getting it on with a man like Busta Rymes!!!

You know, when nobody looks, the pigs walk on their hinds.
 

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