Martin's big cock (flashback)

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The four had settled into the camp chairs in front of the fire. The guys were sitting on the outside while their big, veiny weinie's hung limp between their legs. Kathy and DeeDee sat next to each other and both guys pretended not to notice or care that the ladies had a hand down their pants, busy masturbating themselves while holding hands.

'No judging, you guys!' warned DeeDee. "Or this ALL ends tonight!'

Martin cleared his throat. 'So did you guys ever get to watch Max and Rachel have sex?'

Randall laughed.

'So as soon as she finished wiping Randall's sperm off my face, Rachel turns to her boyfriend and says 'Come on, Max! We owe Ranger DeeDee and Ranger Randall a sex show!'

'And Max shakes his head no!' Randall laughed. 'And his girlfriend asks him why not? And he says that he's not built below the waist like Ranger Moose Cock, there!' Not even close!'

DeeDee laughed. 'And Rachel says 'Size doesn't matter! How many times have I TOLD you that?!'

'Then Max says 'You just said you wanted to marry a guy hung like HIM!!!' and he points right at my dick!' laughed Randall.

'And Randall grabs his penis and shakes it at him!' DeeDee and Kathy went into hysterical laughter. 'You bad boy!' laughed Kathy.

'Then Rachel starts laughing through her nose and says that I wasn't helping!' Randall laughed at the memory.

'So Randall started twirling his soft biggie around in his fist as fast as he could, and me AND Rachel go into hysterics!' said DeeDee.

'When I saw Max look like he was about to cry, I knew I went too far in my teasing and let go of Little Randy and told DeeDee that we should clean ourselves up and get dressed.

'We went to the back of the truck and peed and I told him that he always goes too far when he teases other guys about the size of his thing!' said DeeDee in an angry voice.

'Help me out, Martin!' pleaded Randall. 'I know you've pulled it out in front of a guy, just to see his reaction!'

'Plenty of times,' laughed Martin.

'You HAVE?' asked Kathy.

'Just strangers,' Martin explained. 'In public men's rooms that don't have privacy barriers or trough urinal's.'

Randall laughed.

'What's a trough urinal?' asked DeeDee.

'It's a urinal at least ten feet long,' explained Martin. 'Everybody stands shoulder to shoulder-'

'With your dicks hanging out?' shrieked DeeDee, laughing.

'Oh, they're great, honey!' exclaimed Randall. 'I always pee in public with both hands and a guy standing next to me will look down and do a double-take-'

'Do they say anything?' interrupted Kathy.

'Boy, do they!' laughed Randall, 'Are you part horse? Can you actually get laid with that thing? Don't show that to my wife! How many inches is it?'

'Guys actually ask you how long your penis is?' said a disbelieving DeeDee.

'AND how big around it is, too,' said Martin.

'What's the funniest thing someone said to you at a trough urinal, Martin?' asked Randall.

Martin thought about it and said ' Last year I was at a baseball game and I get up in the middle of an inning to pee and the men's room has a trough about 50 feet long and was about half-empty so I have plenty of elbow room. I'm standing by myself and had just pulled it out to pee when a father and his kid stand next to me. The next thing I hear is the boy saying 'Look, Dad! Look at the size of that man's weiner!' and the dad looks embarrassed and says ''Sorry, Mister, he's just curious.'
And I look down and the kid is just staring at me with his mouth open and looks over at his dad and says, 'Is yours gonna grow that big one day?! Then everybody standing there started laughing and looking down the line for the guy with the big one the kid was talking about. And the dad zipped up and hustled the boy out of there. I couldn't hold it in anymore so I started peeing, then I heard guys say 'There he is! Holy shit!' then I heard more 'Holy shits' so I by then I'm finished and I look both ways grinning and I shake-off and guys all the way to the end are trying to see it and some are moving closer to get a better look at it and telling stories about other big dicks they've seen and guys are leaving after seeing it and I see guys coming into the men's room asking if the guy with the enormous cock is still here? And guys point me out and for fun I turn around with my hands in my pockets so everyone can get a good look and guys are laughing and making comments about it and I'm beginning to get hard because of all the attention and dirty comments about my size, so I stuff it away and wash my hands and other guys are coming in and asking if the guy with the really big dick is still in here and guys point me out at the sink and some guys come up and want me to pull it out so they can sees it too, but I just grin and when I'm walking back out in the hallway to my seat, I see guys that were in the men's room with me nudge their wives and girlfriends and hold their hands about two feet apart, so I just wave.'

Kathy and DeeDee we're staring at Martin with their mouths open.

Randall said 'Did'nt it feel great to have all those guys looking at and admiring your big fat cock and telling everyone about it?' grinned Randall.

'It was the best feeling in the world!!!' laughed Martin. 'I LOVE HAVING A HUGE PENIS!!!' he shouted as loud as he could.

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'You guys really are freaks of nature!' laughed DeeDee. 'Isn't that right, Kathy?'

Kathy bobbed her head with her eyes closed and squeezed DeeDee's hand as she quietly orgasmed.

''Freak of Nature?!' laughed Randall, standing up and holding his penis hanging out of his fly in both hands. 'Having a fat cock that goes half-way to my knees is the best thing that ever happened to me! I had a doctor- a doctor! tell me I had the largest penis he had ever seen!' He laughed at the memory

Martin laughed. 'Me, too!' he stood up and and grabbed HIS penis hanging out of his fly and shook it at Randall.

'Shut-up, you guys!' said DeeDee with her eyes closed. 'Me and Kathy are trying to concentrate!'

The guys laughed and sat back down and let their cocks dangle towards the ground to be warmed by the fire. They silently passed the brass pot pipe around until DeeDee started giggling again.

''We have a ten-gallon canteen of fresh water and a pink plastic bowl in the bed of the truck, so we put the latch down and filled up the pink bowl with water and start washing between my legs with the washcloth from our fuck kit-'

'You guys have a 'fuck kit?!' Martin laughed.

''Heck, yeah!' Randall twirled his dick between his spread legs.

'It's just a big plastic bag with some towels and a washcloth and a tube of KY,' said DeeDee.

'Don't forget about the double air mattress and sleeping bag,' said Randall. 'Some campers left them behind.'

'So you guys have a lot of sex here on the park?' asked Kathy.

Randall chuckled. 'Me and DeeDee take turns patrolling trails and picking up trash in the campsites, while the other mans the entrance. We're always in touch.

Dee giggled. 'When it's Randall's turn to patrol, he comes back to the ranger station for lunch, and he gets a handjob before getting back on the trails.'

'And when DeeDee's out patrolling, and she comes back for lunch?' asked Martin.

'I STILL get a handjob!' They all laughed.
 

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'It took us about 15 or 20 minutes to wash-up and put our uniforms back on,' said Randall.

''We weren't really paying attention to Rachel and Max by the campfire,' said DeeDee, 'But when we walked over there holding hands, we saw them naked, with Rachel sitting on the picnic table bench and Max standing in front of her!' DeeDee giggled through her nose.

'She had her face buried in her boyfriend's crotch,' said Randall, 'And I wondered why she wasn't choking or gagging. Then she lifted her head up and I saw why.'

DeeDee laughed with her eyes closed, letting go of Kathy's hand long enough to hold up her pinky. 'He had the body of a Greek statue and the wee-wee of a little boy!'

'The head just barely poked past his pubic hair, and it was HARD!' Marvelled Randall. 'I think...'

'I whispered to Randall that I had a boyfriend like him once!' giggled Deedee.

''Me, too!' laughed Kathy.

''So she dabs a little KY on his cockhead and stands up while Max lays down on the sleeping bag on the air mattress and closes his eyes,' said DeeDee. 'Then Rachel turns toward us and gives a real exaggerated wink before straddling her boyfriend's hips.'

'She should have gotten an Oscar for what came next!' Randall laughed.

'She acted like Max was twice the size of Randall!' Laughed DeeDee.

'What an actress!' Randall exclaimed. 'Too bad it was such a short performance! He told her to get off because he just came.

'Two minutes, tops!' laughed DeeDee. 'Wish I had a stopwatch! What could we do but applaud Rachel's acting ability!'
 

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'The funny thing is we still see Rachel every month or two.' said Randall. ''When ever she gets a new boyfriend, she calls us at the ranger station and let's us know when they're coming up so we can set up our secret campsite on the lake for them.'

'Complete with a porta-potty!' laughed DeeDee. 'So do you guys play with another couple?' She tried to sound casual.

Kathy blushed and giggled. 'Dan and Patti from church!'

'Long Dong Dan!' laughed Martin. 'Now THAT guy is cursed!'

'We meet them after church at a Chinese buffet, then the four of us go back to my dorm for the rest of the afternoon while my roommate spends the day at her parents.' said Kathy.

'Do you guys,' DeeDee asked cautiously, 'Fuck each other's partners?'

Martin's eyes went wide. 'NO! Me and Kathy only have intercourse with each other!' he exclaimed.

Both Randall and DeeDee looked relieved.

'Us, too!' Randall laughed in relief.

'I'm SO glad we're on the same page!' laughed DeeDee. 'I don't fuck any guy except my husband!'

'So what do you say, Martin?' ask Randall 'Why don't you and Kathy come up every month? The middle of the week the park is deserted and we'll set up the secret campsite by the lake and even put up the swing. We'll have ourselves some off-duty fun!'

Martin looked over at his furiously masturbating girlfriend. She leaned over and whispered softly in DeeDee's ear.

DeeDee's ears turned bright pink. 'Uhhh...maybe. But the guys don't get to watch!'
 

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'What about during the winter?' asked Martin.

'We live in that small cottage near the park's entrance,' suggested Randall.

'We only have one bedroom,' said DeeDee, 'But we have a queen-size bed...' she comically raised her eyebrows up and down

'Did you hear that Martin?' Kathy asked excitedly. 'Have you ever slept with another couple?! I know I haven't!'

'I bought that book, Kama Sutra, by mail order,' DeeDee said suggestively.

'Under my name!' laughed Randall. 'What do you say, Horse Cock old buddy? I'll bet I can get DeeDee in more funny positions than you can with Kathy!'

'Challenge accepted, Mr Well-Hung!' Martin stood up and waved his rubbery penis at him before stuffing it back in his pants.

'And I'll bring my 'Joy of Sex!' said Kathy. 'If we bring our Sunday clothes, can we go to church with you? I LOVE visiting new churches!'

''Never miss a Sunday!' said Randall in a proud voice.

'You'll love Pastor Jim!' exclaimed DeeDee.
 
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