The four had settled into the camp chairs in front of the fire. The guys were sitting on the outside while their big, veiny weinie's hung limp between their legs. Kathy and DeeDee sat next to each other and both guys pretended not to notice or care that the ladies had a hand down their pants, busy masturbating themselves while holding hands.
'No judging, you guys!' warned DeeDee. "Or this ALL ends tonight!'
Martin cleared his throat. 'So did you guys ever get to watch Max and Rachel have sex?'
Randall laughed.
'So as soon as she finished wiping Randall's sperm off my face, Rachel turns to her boyfriend and says 'Come on, Max! We owe Ranger DeeDee and Ranger Randall a sex show!'
'And Max shakes his head no!' Randall laughed. 'And his girlfriend asks him why not? And he says that he's not built below the waist like Ranger Moose Cock, there!' Not even close!'
DeeDee laughed. 'And Rachel says 'Size doesn't matter! How many times have I TOLD you that?!'
'Then Max says 'You just said you wanted to marry a guy hung like HIM!!!' and he points right at my dick!' laughed Randall.
'And Randall grabs his penis and shakes it at him!' DeeDee and Kathy went into hysterical laughter. 'You bad boy!' laughed Kathy.
'Then Rachel starts laughing through her nose and says that I wasn't helping!' Randall laughed at the memory.
'So Randall started twirling his soft biggie around in his fist as fast as he could, and me AND Rachel go into hysterics!' said DeeDee.
'When I saw Max look like he was about to cry, I knew I went too far in my teasing and let go of Little Randy and told DeeDee that we should clean ourselves up and get dressed.
'We went to the back of the truck and peed and I told him that he always goes too far when he teases other guys about the size of his thing!' said DeeDee in an angry voice.
'Help me out, Martin!' pleaded Randall. 'I know you've pulled it out in front of a guy, just to see his reaction!'
'Plenty of times,' laughed Martin.
'You HAVE?' asked Kathy.
'Just strangers,' Martin explained. 'In public men's rooms that don't have privacy barriers or trough urinal's.'
Randall laughed.
'What's a trough urinal?' asked DeeDee.
'It's a urinal at least ten feet long,' explained Martin. 'Everybody stands shoulder to shoulder-'
'With your dicks hanging out?' shrieked DeeDee, laughing.
'Oh, they're great, honey!' exclaimed Randall. 'I always pee in public with both hands and a guy standing next to me will look down and do a double-take-'
'Do they say anything?' interrupted Kathy.
'Boy, do they!' laughed Randall, 'Are you part horse? Can you actually get laid with that thing? Don't show that to my wife! How many inches is it?'
'Guys actually ask you how long your penis is?' said a disbelieving DeeDee.
'AND how big around it is, too,' said Martin.
'What's the funniest thing someone said to you at a trough urinal, Martin?' asked Randall.
Martin thought about it and said ' Last year I was at a baseball game and I get up in the middle of an inning to pee and the men's room has a trough about 50 feet long and was about half-empty so I have plenty of elbow room. I'm standing by myself and had just pulled it out to pee when a father and his kid stand next to me. The next thing I hear is the boy saying 'Look, Dad! Look at the size of that man's weiner!' and the dad looks embarrassed and says ''Sorry, Mister, he's just curious.'
And I look down and the kid is just staring at me with his mouth open and looks over at his dad and says, 'Is yours gonna grow that big one day?! Then everybody standing there started laughing and looking down the line for the guy with the big one the kid was talking about. And the dad zipped up and hustled the boy out of there. I couldn't hold it in anymore so I started peeing, then I heard guys say 'There he is! Holy shit!' then I heard more 'Holy shits' so I by then I'm finished and I look both ways grinning and I shake-off and guys all the way to the end are trying to see it and some are moving closer to get a better look at it and telling stories about other big dicks they've seen and guys are leaving after seeing it and I see guys coming into the men's room asking if the guy with the enormous cock is still here? And guys point me out and for fun I turn around with my hands in my pockets so everyone can get a good look and guys are laughing and making comments about it and I'm beginning to get hard because of all the attention and dirty comments about my size, so I stuff it away and wash my hands and other guys are coming in and asking if the guy with the really big dick is still in here and guys point me out at the sink and some guys come up and want me to pull it out so they can sees it too, but I just grin and when I'm walking back out in the hallway to my seat, I see guys that were in the men's room with me nudge their wives and girlfriends and hold their hands about two feet apart, so I just wave.'
Kathy and DeeDee we're staring at Martin with their mouths open.
Randall said 'Did'nt it feel great to have all those guys looking at and admiring your big fat cock and telling everyone about it?' grinned Randall.
'It was the best feeling in the world!!!' laughed Martin. 'I LOVE HAVING A HUGE PENIS!!!' he shouted as loud as he could.
'
'No judging, you guys!' warned DeeDee. "Or this ALL ends tonight!'
Martin cleared his throat. 'So did you guys ever get to watch Max and Rachel have sex?'
Randall laughed.
'So as soon as she finished wiping Randall's sperm off my face, Rachel turns to her boyfriend and says 'Come on, Max! We owe Ranger DeeDee and Ranger Randall a sex show!'
'And Max shakes his head no!' Randall laughed. 'And his girlfriend asks him why not? And he says that he's not built below the waist like Ranger Moose Cock, there!' Not even close!'
DeeDee laughed. 'And Rachel says 'Size doesn't matter! How many times have I TOLD you that?!'
'Then Max says 'You just said you wanted to marry a guy hung like HIM!!!' and he points right at my dick!' laughed Randall.
'And Randall grabs his penis and shakes it at him!' DeeDee and Kathy went into hysterical laughter. 'You bad boy!' laughed Kathy.
'Then Rachel starts laughing through her nose and says that I wasn't helping!' Randall laughed at the memory.
'So Randall started twirling his soft biggie around in his fist as fast as he could, and me AND Rachel go into hysterics!' said DeeDee.
'When I saw Max look like he was about to cry, I knew I went too far in my teasing and let go of Little Randy and told DeeDee that we should clean ourselves up and get dressed.
'We went to the back of the truck and peed and I told him that he always goes too far when he teases other guys about the size of his thing!' said DeeDee in an angry voice.
'Help me out, Martin!' pleaded Randall. 'I know you've pulled it out in front of a guy, just to see his reaction!'
'Plenty of times,' laughed Martin.
'You HAVE?' asked Kathy.
'Just strangers,' Martin explained. 'In public men's rooms that don't have privacy barriers or trough urinal's.'
Randall laughed.
'What's a trough urinal?' asked DeeDee.
'It's a urinal at least ten feet long,' explained Martin. 'Everybody stands shoulder to shoulder-'
'With your dicks hanging out?' shrieked DeeDee, laughing.
'Oh, they're great, honey!' exclaimed Randall. 'I always pee in public with both hands and a guy standing next to me will look down and do a double-take-'
'Do they say anything?' interrupted Kathy.
'Boy, do they!' laughed Randall, 'Are you part horse? Can you actually get laid with that thing? Don't show that to my wife! How many inches is it?'
'Guys actually ask you how long your penis is?' said a disbelieving DeeDee.
'AND how big around it is, too,' said Martin.
'What's the funniest thing someone said to you at a trough urinal, Martin?' asked Randall.
Martin thought about it and said ' Last year I was at a baseball game and I get up in the middle of an inning to pee and the men's room has a trough about 50 feet long and was about half-empty so I have plenty of elbow room. I'm standing by myself and had just pulled it out to pee when a father and his kid stand next to me. The next thing I hear is the boy saying 'Look, Dad! Look at the size of that man's weiner!' and the dad looks embarrassed and says ''Sorry, Mister, he's just curious.'
And I look down and the kid is just staring at me with his mouth open and looks over at his dad and says, 'Is yours gonna grow that big one day?! Then everybody standing there started laughing and looking down the line for the guy with the big one the kid was talking about. And the dad zipped up and hustled the boy out of there. I couldn't hold it in anymore so I started peeing, then I heard guys say 'There he is! Holy shit!' then I heard more 'Holy shits' so I by then I'm finished and I look both ways grinning and I shake-off and guys all the way to the end are trying to see it and some are moving closer to get a better look at it and telling stories about other big dicks they've seen and guys are leaving after seeing it and I see guys coming into the men's room asking if the guy with the enormous cock is still here? And guys point me out and for fun I turn around with my hands in my pockets so everyone can get a good look and guys are laughing and making comments about it and I'm beginning to get hard because of all the attention and dirty comments about my size, so I stuff it away and wash my hands and other guys are coming in and asking if the guy with the really big dick is still in here and guys point me out at the sink and some guys come up and want me to pull it out so they can sees it too, but I just grin and when I'm walking back out in the hallway to my seat, I see guys that were in the men's room with me nudge their wives and girlfriends and hold their hands about two feet apart, so I just wave.'
Kathy and DeeDee we're staring at Martin with their mouths open.
Randall said 'Did'nt it feel great to have all those guys looking at and admiring your big fat cock and telling everyone about it?' grinned Randall.
'It was the best feeling in the world!!!' laughed Martin. 'I LOVE HAVING A HUGE PENIS!!!' he shouted as loud as he could.
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