Martin's big cock (flashback)

[mr mike]

Kathy was sitting naked on the edge of her single bed, the package of condoms and lube next to her. Martin was standing in front of her his hands behind his back. Kathy had one hand gripping his shaft and she was sucking on his cockhead with her usual superhuman force. Her free hand danced expertly between her legs. When she was satisfied with his hardness, Kathy popped him out of her mouth and opened the box of condoms.

'Would you like me to do the honors?' Martin asked. He was hoping to avoid the usual frustration and comedy that usually accompanied a female trying to put a condom on his enormous erection.

'What?!' Said Kathy. 'I'm a REAL woman, and a REAL woman knows how to put a rubber on a man!'

'Okay, okay!' Said Martin. 'I just wanted to save you some frustration, that's all.'

By this time, Kathy had opened the condom wrapper with her teeth. She regarded Martin's downwards bowed erection with a critical eye. Then in less than 10 seconds she had expertly pulled it on.

'Ta-Da!!!' She grinned at her handiwork.

'Where did you learn THAT!?' Said Martin, stunned.

'We had sex education as part of my nurse's training, silly!' She laughed, flicking Martin's erection painfully with her thumb and forefinger. 'We spent an afternoon putting condoms on bananas, and I was the class champion!' She said with pride. 'The other girls in class said they were going to call me when their boyfriend's came over!' Kathy's laugh sounded so erotic, Martin thought his cock grew another inch...

 

[mr mike]

Kathy stood up, put a glob of lube on her index finger and smiling at Martin, stuck it up herself.

'Now, go lay down on my bed,' she told Martin.

Martin hesitated to see what she would do.

'I said, go lay down on my bed...NOW!' He could tell from her flashing eyes she wasn't kidding. He had never seen this side of her before, and Martin decided he liked it.

Martin grinned, 'Yes, ma'am!' He lay down with his head on her pillow and put his hands behind his head.

'That's better, and I can tell your respect is real and not sarcastic,' Kathy said. 'If I detect any sarcasm or get any backtalk from you, YOU are out the door. No second chances!'

'Yes, ma'am!'

Kathy squirted a BIG glob of lube on top of Martin's erection and straddled his hips. 'A real gentleman takes care of his girlfriend 's needs before his own,' she looked Martin straight in the eyes. 'Being hung like a donkey doesn't give you a free pass. If you come in less than a minute or start going soft inside me, I'll tell every girl I know what a lousy lay you really are. Satisfy me like a REAL woman and you'll leave here today with so many lipstick prints on it, you won't be able to count them all. Ready?'

'Yes, ma'am!' Martin decided he really liked this side of Kathy's personality.

Kathy reached between her legs and grabbed Martin's fat, hard shaft about half-way down and gently rubbed her joy buzzer with Martin's massive cockhead for a minute or two.

'Very nice,' she murmured. Kathy put the glans in front of her gate to Paradise and easily slipped it in. A look of relief came over her face.

'Oh, that feels nice,' she said. "I can REALLY feel you inside me.'

'Okay, take it slow from now on,' cautioned Martin. He was thinking of the crying and yelling and the 'You're too big!!!' That was probably coming.

Kathy shifted about two inches more of Martin into her. 'WOW!' She said. 'I can REALLY feel you inside me! I really can!'

Martin finally thought he understood. 'You mean you couldn't feel other boys inside you?'

'Not like this!' Kathy gasped. She slid down another two inches. For Martin, this is when the problems usually started.

'WOW. You're so BIG. I can REALLY, REALLY feel you inside me!'

'Do you like the way it feels?' Martin asked cautiously.

'YES! OH MY GOD,YES!' with her hand, Kathy tried to measure how much of Martin was left. 'You mean I can put THAT much more into me?!'

'Take it easy, lover, I don't want to hurt you!' Martin said sincerely.

Kathy slid down a couple of more inches and her eyes went into the back of her head and she began to drool from the side of her mouth. Martin was amazed. Every woman he made love to had taken months to be penetrated that far.

'Kathy?' He said, worried.

'Fill me up with that big fucking cock!' Kathy shouted after coming around. She slid down until he touched her cervix before backing off a little.

'Kathy!' Said Martin, alarmed.

Kathy reached down between her legs. 'You mean there's MORE of you?!'

She moved so just the head of his cock was inside her, then slid back down slowly until he ALMOST touched her cervix. She made a loud animal grunt. Then she repeated the move, over and over. There was no crying, or pleading for him to stop. Just simple, animal gruntings from his dead-eyed drooling girlfriend. 'She rode him faster and faster and he swore, deeper and deeper. Neither of them had experienced this kind of intense fucking before.

Martin panicked. 'Kathy, honey? I'm going to come real soon if you don't slow down,'

'Then cum, you big-dicked bastard!!!' She shouted and rode him faster.

Martin grabbed her hips and forced her down all the way on his erection, both screaming as they came at the same time.

Kathy collapsed on Martin and they both fell asleep, Martin's softening penis still inside her...

 

[mr mike]

Martin woke up with Kathy snoring loudly on top of him, still sweaty and slippery from their animal sex. What the hell just happened? He asked himself. With all of his past girlfriends, it had taken months of lovemaking drama to penetrate them as far as he had penetrated Kathy during their first time. There were no tears with her, or calling out that he was going too deep, or that he was too damn big, or take it out it hurts too much. He had filled her up pretty easily the first time and he didn't have to struggle at all to get most of it inside. Martin came to the conclusion that he finally met a woman who was naturally big down there. A woman only he could satisfy and who could only satisfy him. He couldn't wait to try other positions.

 

[mr mike]

'Kathy!' Whispered Martin, trying to shake her awake. 'Kathy!'

'Huh?' She opened her eyes. 'Martin!' Kathy smiled sleepily. Then her eyes opened wide. 'I gotta pee.'

She moved to get off of Martin and his limp penis fell out of her. Surprised, she looked behind her. 'Was all of that in me the whole time?'

Martin laughed and pulled off the condom and dropped it in the wastebasket.

Kathy wrinkled her nose. 'You stink. Let's take a shower!'

'Where?' Asked Martin, sitting on the edge of Kathy's single bed.

'Down the hall in this floor 's communal bathroom,' she said, still sleepy.

'What?!'

'Don't worry,' said Kathy. 'It"s Sunday and since it's June, the buildings almost empty. Don't worry. I'll jam the door shut,' she said, throwing him a towel. 'Now let's go!' Kathy threw on a robe, grabbed another towel, a toiletry bag and one of her nursing textbooks. Martin tied his towel around his waist.

They peeked out the door making sure the coast was clear before fast walking while holding hands down the empty hall. When they got to the bathroom door, Kathy whispered 'Wait!' And slipped inside. A few seconds later she opened the door and motioned him inside and jammed the nursing text under the door to block it shut. They put their stuff on a bench and hurried naked to adjacent stalls to pee.

They walked out of the stalls and Kathy grabbed the wash cloth and a bar of soap before walking hand in hand to the communal shower.

They stood together under one shower head and took turns soaping each other up.

'I hate to be a potty mouth,' grinned Kathy, ' But how did you like fucking a REAL woman?'

Martin laughed. 'I LOVED it. I think it grew another inch inside you!'

This time Kathy laughed. 'I was REALLY able to feel you inside me!'

'Was that a problem before?' Asked Martin.

'Well, I could feel Curtis a little bit,' said Kathy, 'but he was the biggest at about six inches. The

 

[mr mike]

'The other boys I couldn't feel at all.'

Kathy took the soap and washcloth from Martin and gently scrubbed his hairless cock and balls, lavishing extra attention under his foreskin.

'Did I satisfy you, m'lady?' Martin asked earnestly.

Kathy grinned and handed him the soap and washcloth to gently wash between her legs. 'Well don't pick out your favorite lipstick color yet, boyfriend. I have plans for us when we get back to my room!' She reached out and grabbed his limp shafted playfully twirled it in her fist.

'You're insatiable!'

 

[mr mike]

They dried each other off and Kathy put on her robe, took out the book that was blocking the door and peaked out.

'The hallway's clear!' She whispered to Martin behind her, who was having fun gently slapping her butt with his long limp cock. 'Stop that! And put that towel around your waist!'

Martin pretended to put the towel around his waist, while Kathy kept looking out the door.

'Ready?' Asked Kathy.

'Ready!' Said Martin, trying not to laugh.

They ran down the empty hall to Kathy's room laughing and holding hands. It wasn't until Kathy turned around and saw Martin's towel still around his neck.

'Martin!' She laughed. 'What if someone saw you!'

Martin shrugged. 'You said the hall was empty.'

Kathy shrugged off her robe, hung it on the back of a chair and sat naked on the long edge of her single bed. An already naked Martin started looking through the stack of cassettes next to the boombox on the table. Just as he put on a Kansas tape, he heard Kathy call to him.

'Martin?* she asked softly, 'Do you think I look pretty between my legs?'

Martin turned to see Kathy looking at the hand mirror she was holding between her legs. She looked up at him with those big innocent-looking brown eyes. Kathy lay the mirror next to her on the bed and watched Martin watch her slowly masturbate.

'It's the most beautiful site in the world...' Martin's eyes were glazing over as he stared at her brazenly masturbating with her legs spread wide. He went from limp to hard in record time.

'Did I do that?' Kathy asked innocently. 'My last boyfriend, Curt, said it was scary-looking, and that wad tjen

 

[mr mike]

'And that was when it was still covered in hair!' She giggled.

All Martin could think of saying was, 'Do you think I have a handsome cock?'

Kathy let out a shrill, barking laugh. When she saw the look on Martin's face and his dropping erection, she said, 'Oh! You were SERIOUS?'

Her expression softened. 'Come closer, lover. Please.'

Martin walked over to her, his half-erection staying. Kathy grabbed it and pulled back the foreskin before kissing his fat purple glans.

'I'm sorry ' Kathy told Martin's penis before kissing it again. 'You may not be the handsomest Weiner in the world,' KISS ' but you sure make up for it in character,' KISS 'and personality ' KISS KISS KISS

Martin's penis

 

[mr mike]

Martin's penis was hard again.

'And look at all those big, fat veins!' She exclaimed. A condom package appeared in Kathy's hand and she tore it open with her teeth.

Martin watched as she expertly rolled it down his erection and squirted a big blob of personal lube on it.

'But what I want to know,' she whispered to Martin's penis, 'Is what happened to the donkey you used to belong to!'

Martin laughed out loud while Kathy gave it a sharp open-handed slap. In a flash, Kathy was on her knees on the bed. She turned her head and stuck her tongue out at Martin.

Still on his feet, Martin followed his erection toward her.

She reached for him between her legs. 'Just put the head in and let me get adjusted to your size for a minute, okay?'

'Yes, ma'am!' Martin placed his erection in Kathy's hand. Without hesitation, and very little effort, she wiggled his big glans into her.

They both sighed.

'It's not so much your length I can't handle, It's how FAT it is!' Kathy wiggled her hips again.

'We'll take our time,' said Martin. He waited patiently while she masturbated, propping herself up with one arm.

'Okay, lover,' Kathy said, head turned back to Martin. 'Push in SLOWLY until I tell you to stop.'

'Yes, ma'am!' Martin took hold of Kathy's hips and slowly pushed into her as she whimpered like a puppy.

'STOP!!' Kathy yelled as Martin touched bottom. She reached back to see how much was left. 'Sorry, boyfriend, that's as far as you're allowed to go. Any farther and you'll hurt me,'

'I won't hurt you, baby, I promise..' All he could think of was the months of frustration it took to penetrate this far with other girls he had known.

'Now pull back until just your cockhead is inside me.'

'Yes, ma'am!' Martin did as he was told.

'Good!' Said Kathy, 'Now push in and out but a little faster.'

'Yes, ma'am!' Martin picked up the pace, penetrating her to exactly the depth she preferred. Kathy was just tight enough.

Still propped up with one arm, she turned her head around. 'C'mon, Martin! Pick up the pace. You know how deep you can go! Don't you know how to fuck a REAL woman?!'

Martin fucked Kathy with a savagery he had only fantasized about. She was forced to quit masturbating and grab the mattress with both hands. Instead of cries for him to stop, or that he was going to deep, she whimpered softly or moaned loudly, sometimes whispering, 'Wow, you REALLY fill me up!' Or 'It aches so good...'

Finally Kathy said, 'Come for me, lover..'

And Martin DID as he gasped in surprise and collapsed on Kathy's back and held his arms around her belly.

'Martin, honey?' Said Kathy.

'Huh?' Grunted Martin.

'Get off me and go pick out the lipstick you want me to wear, okay?'

 

[mr mike]

Martin pulled out and Kathy got up off the bed to put on her robe while Martin pulled off the condom and tossed it in the trash.

Robe open, Kathy came back with a handful of moist toilettes and crouched in front of Martin. She proceeded to open the packages and wipe off his now-limp penis.

Half-way through, Kathy looked up at him and said 'Now that we're a real boyfriend and girlfriend, you can take me to the movies on Saturday night!'

Martin looked down and said, 'It would be a privilege to bring you flowers, take you to dinner and escort you to the movies on Saturday nights!' The look of relief on Kathy's face melted his heart.

'Will you allow me to take you to 'Rocky Horror' next Saturday night at midnight at the Avalon?' Asked Martin.

'Yes!' Said Kathy, jumping to her feet. 'I always wanted to see that movie, but don't tell Pastor Tim!' She warned. Then Kathy winked at Martin.'When you come to pick me up, wear your tightest pants, and if you don't have any, get some!'

 

[mr mike]

'Now go sit in a chair by the table,' said Kathy, 'I'll be right back!'

Martin grabbed a chair and turned it around. He sat down and let his long cock and balls hang down while he leaned forward on the chair back.

Kathy had gone over to her dresser. 'I know I told you that you could pick out a lipstick color, but I was in the campus drugstore and saw this new shade called 'toffee creme' and thought it would look good on me AND your big Weiner!' She grabbed the lipstick. went to her bed and took off her gown, grabbed a pillow, the hand mirror still laying on the bed, and a big, worn, trade paperback from under her mattress. She walked naked toward Martin and laughed when she saw him sitting backwards on the chair. She threw the pillow at his feet and sat cross-logged on it.

Looking in the hand mirror, Kathy applied the toffee creme lipstick. 'Want to hear a funny story that concerns you?' She asked Martin.

'Shoot.'

'Well last Sunday in the ladie's room in the church, some of the Campus Crusader Girls, I won't tell you which ones, asked me what it was like to date a guy with a REALLY big one.

'Really,' said Martin, intrigued. 'What did you say?'

'Really!' Said Kathy, 'Cross my heart! I said that the Lord has blessed us both, and that got a good laugh. Now your nickname is 'Martin the Blessed' and mine is 'Kathy the Blessed'! She broke out laughing and Martin joined her.

Kathy smacked her lips together and lay down the hand mirror. 'Ready for your good performance reward, boyfriend?' Her eyes gleamed up at him as she grabbed the base of Martin's limp penis.

'Yes, ma'am, as long as you think I'm worthy of it!'

Kathy planted a kiss on his foreskin, gave it a critical eye and held it up for him to see.

'Perfect!' Martin gave her the 'Okay' sign.

Kathy planted another kiss on his shaft, then another. 'So, how do you like having a skinny, blonde girlfriend with good complexion?' She asked Martin.

'As long as she's you, I love it!' He exclaimed.

'Good answer, boyfriend!' She laughed. 'You're STILL going to come by on Wednesday nights aren't you?' Kathy said in a worried tone. 'Now that my face is clearing up, I want to keep it that way.'

'Yes, ma'am!' Said an excited Martin. 'I've never missed a Wednesday night with you yet'

'You're such a thoughtful boyfriend,' said Kathy.

 

[mr mike]

As Kathy searched Martin's cock for a space she could kiss, Martin looked down at the big paperback on the floor next to her. 'What's that?' He asked pointing.

Kathy handed it up to him. ''The Joy Of Sex', by Alex Comfort,' she answered. Remember that nurse's sex-ed class I told you I took? That was a class reference book that I borrowed the last day of class,' she continued kissing Martin's penis and re-applying lipstick.

Martin paged through it, studying the scrawls and doodles on it. 'Was your class all female?' Martin asked.

'Yeah', answered Kathy, 'The boys had a separate class in another room.'

'Are any of these notes and doodles in here by you, Kathy?' He asked.

'Yeah,' she answered. "But I'm not going to tell you which ones. You'll just have to guess.'

Martin saw that most of the entries describing certain sex acts or their accompanying line drawings, had hearts drawn around them or hash marks indicating how many times the reader had done the act or how many boys she did it with that way. The line drawings of men always had guy's names scrawled next to them and there were dozens's of penis doodles with boy's names written under them.

One entry made Martin laugh out loud. Some one had used a magic marker to 'X' out the female anal sex entry and anal sex with women line illustrations. Scrawled over them were dozens of 'NO!' s in different handwriting and even a 'HELL NO!!!'.

Kathy looked up.'What's so funny?'

'I just want to let you know that I'm not the kind of pervert that likes to stick it in a lady's butt!'

'That's good,' said Kathy, looking up and fixing Martin with a brown, steely gaze. 'Because I'm NOT the kind of lady that likes to have it stuck up her butt. In fact, it is completely, 100% off the menu and NOT negotiable. Do I make myself clear?'

'Yes, ma'am!' Said Martin. 'Message received and understood, ma'am!'

'Good,' said Kathy. 'As long as we're on the same page about that. Now stand up and get dressed.'

 

[mr mike]

Kathy put on her robe and tied it shut. She got a package out of her dresser door. 'I think it's gross and unhygienic that you put on your old underpants before you leave, so as your girlfriend, I'm allowed to buy you some!' she tossed Martin the package.

'Boxer briefs?' He looked at the package.

'Go ahead and try them on,' Kathy said.

Martin opened the package, turned around and carefully pulled on a pair. He turned around to face her.

Kathy broke out laughing. 'WOW! You really fill those out nicely!'

'You know my bulge is really going to show in these,' said Martin.

Kathy slapped her cheeks in mock horror, 'Oh no! People will know my boyfriend's well-hung!' And started laughing.

Martin proceeded to get dressed in his suit.

Look, Martin,' said Kathy. 'I need to talk to you about something before you go.'

'Sure. What about?' Martin said, looking at her.

'My last boyfriend, Curt.' She said.

Martin just looked at her curiously.

'Well,' Kathy began nervously. 'We broke-up about two months before you started taking me to church. He came over one night and we got into a fight. All he ever wanted to do was have me suck his weiner until it got hard, then get on top of me and hump away. I just read 'The Joy Of Sex' and asked him to kiss me between the legs first. He acted shocked and called me a pervert. I told him he could think about MY pleasure for once, and if he didn't want to, he could just leave!'

'Curt called you a pervert because you wanted him to go down on you?' Martin asked, incredulous.

'Yes!' Said Kathy. 'AND a closet case lesbian!'

'YOU?!' Martin said confused.

'I told him to get out, and he told me that screwing me was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway and that only sluts had their own rubbers!'

'He actually said that to you?!' Martin felt furious at Curt's disrespect of Kathy.

'Yes! So guess who I saw in the hospital cafeteria two weeks ago?' Kathy asked.

'Curt.'

'Curt,' Kathy said. 'I hadn't seen him since he left me crying that night. I'm sitting by myself at the table having lunch and he passes me and does a double take. He said he couldn't believe that was me with blonde hair and a better complexion and it looked like I'd lost weight.'

'So what happened?' Asked Martin.

'He sat down and asked if we could get back together and I say to him 'No!' Don't you remember leaving me crying and you calling me a pervert and a closet lesbian and the 'S' word?'

'So what happened, then?' Martin asked.

'So what happened then was that I got a phone call from Nancy last week,' said Kathy.

'Nancy?' Asked Martin, confused.

'Well it turns out Curt and Nancy have a class together, and Curt asked her if she would call me and pit in a good word and try and persuade me to take him back.'

'And she did?' Asked Martin.

'She told him that I already had a boyfriend and Nancy said he asked what I looked like'

'That's good, said Martin, 'Problem solved.'

'Nancy said she couldn't resist and pulled out two polaroid pictures from her purse. The one where I'm measuring your shaft and sticking my tongue out at the camera and the one where I'm measuring how big around it is with a tape measure.'

Martin began to laugh and Kathy joined him. 'Good old Nancy! Did she tell you his reaction?'

'Curt asked Nancy, who took the pictures? And Nancy told him that she did!' Kathy wouldn't stop laughing. 'Then Curt said 'Well, size doesn't matter' and Nancy said she just laughed and laughed and finally told him I was dating a REAL man now, someone that respected her and that I didn't have time to go out with little boys anymore!' Said Kathy. 'I thanked her for putting Curt in his place and said that not only were you a REAL man who knew how to please a lady in the bedroom, but that you were such a gentleman you put my pleasure first. She was silent for a while and I thought ,uh-oh, my dirty talk offended her, but she comes back on the line and tells me whatever I do, DON'T let you go and that it would be her personal mission to not let anyone break us up.'

'Nancy's the best!' Said Martin.

'I know' said Kathy. 'And when you leave, I'm going to call her and tell her that we did it twice in two different positions and how much you filled me up and that we took a shower together In between and that you're going to take me out every Saturday night like a real boyfriend.' Said Kathy, excited.

Martin laughed and have Kathy a lingering kiss goodbye. 'See you Wednesday night...'



'

 

[millionman]

Mike, Having just recently read the previous chapters on the adventures of Martin there seems to be a disconnect. Will there be a point in this story where Kathy and Martin breakup, or has there been a name change from the previous stories? There seem to be a lot of similarities between Louanne and Kathy, as well as having very similar timelines with Martin. I am not assuming anything, and thought to ask about this first to maintain continuity from the prior work and this current story. I really like this story and your work in general. Keep up the good work.

 

[mr mike]

I'm just making this up as I go along, sorry... Right now I'm out of ideas.

 

[G_ManCK]

Don't worry about it. So far everything's been great. When you get a hit of inspiration as to what other adventures Martin gets into, I'm sure you'll share them here and they'll be great reads.

 

[mr mike]

If you haven't noticed, I tend to write myself into corners and start over. I like Lou Anne & Kathy & Mike, but I think their stories maybe over...

 

[G_ManCK]

These stories are erotic fantasies. You, like any other author here, write what you like. Some of the scenarios are similar because of that reason. But it shouldn't detour and discourage you from writing the erotic fiction you've shared in this forum. Especially if you enjoy it and get something out of other people reading your fiction.

As far as Lou Anne, Kathy, and Mike go, maybe their stories are over. But Martin's stories aren't. There's a lot of stories you can tell about Martin. It all starts with asking questions. Sure, this is erotica, but there's a story with a continuity that people get hooked on and want to follow, beyond just the instant gratification of the sexual scenes. Because your universe with Martin is not limited to one kind of scenario, you can explore other things with Martin.

For example... when was Martin's first time with another guy? When did Martin first get involved with another couple, where he cucked another guy? What happened with Kathy that she and Martin broke up?

I think a lot of people here like your stories because they're set in a real, everyday kind of world. They feel like real people and the amount of details you give helps to immerse the reader into the world you're creating.

OR... you could start over with a different male lead. Maybe he's the thickness of Martin and the length of Jim's. The possibilities are endless.

 

[mr mike]

The timelines sorta make sense. The stories with Lou Anne take place 1982-84 and the Kathy stories take place in 1980. Kathy is 28 and thinks of herself as a worldly woman & Martin is 20. The Campus Crusaders are all around 20 also and the girls think of Kathy as a big sister and are protective of her.She was socially rejected since puberty because of her terrible complexion and a resting bitch face that made her look like she is always scowling, both of which changed after she met Martin.

So what happened to Martin & Kathy? I suspect that after Kathy finished nursing school, she left Martin to join a mission in Africa. Heartbroken, Martin got back with Maria, who broke up with him again and set him up with Lou Anne...

 

[mr mike]

Martin was standing with his pants and underwear down to his knees in front of a fully-clothed Kathy sitting on a chair at the table in her dorm room. She was distractedly kissing his enormous bent downward erection while describing to Martin all the penises she had seen at work that week as a student nurse. Martin loved the way she described her patient's cocks and looked forward every week to hear her stories about them. She was a good judge of size, she said, because she'd measured the length of her palm & always found an excuse to place it next to the subject in question.

Kathy told Martin she had a sixth sense if a guy had a big one or a little one before seeing it, by reading his personality or how happy or angry or miserable his wife or girlfriend seemed to be. She admitted it to Martin that it wad sometimes hard to tell if a man had one average size, but was usually spot-on if they had a really big or small one...

 

[mr mike]

So when she quit kissing his cock and started coyly talking about a patient named Dan she gave a sponge bath to, he paid attention.

'Well Dan was in a semi-private room, but the other patient was discharged, so we were all alone,' Kathy said while playing with Martin's erection in both hands.

'I was just going about my business and talking about the weather, but Dan just sat there without saying anything with his eyes unfocused. Finally, I told him he looked depressed, and he said he just found out his new bride, Lisa, was filing for an annulment!'

'Oh my goodness! I said. How terrible! He looks up and said that they met at church and were engaged for a year before they got married in a huge wedding paid for by her parents. He tells me that they went to Chicago for their honeymoon and stayed at a real fancy hotel,' said Kathy, idly twisting Martin's penis.

'So he tells me it came time to take off their clothes and see each other naked for the first time.'

'You mean it was going to be their first time!?' Asked Martin.

Kathy nodded her head vigorously. 'Can you believe it? Anyway, Dan said the first time Lisa saw him naked, she started to cry.'

'She started to cry?' Said Martin.

'I could see Dan tearing up as he was telling me this,' said Kathy. 'Then he told me she got dressed, packed her bags and called her mother and said she was coming home tonight!'

'Oh, honey, I said, trying to be sympathetic. Size isn't everything! It was to Lisa! Dan said.'

'Now I was real curious to see just how small it was, so I told him it was time to wash him between the legs, and he looked at me scared and made me promise not to laugh, ' said Kathy. 'I told him I've seen all sizes working here and lifted up his gown. He must have seen the look in my eyes, because he said,It's a curse, in the most miserable voice I've ever heard.'

'What did you say when you saw it?' asked Martin, intrigued.

'When I got over my shock, all I could say was 'Oh...my,' Kathy giggled.

'You mean...?'

'Like that zebra we saw at the zoo!' Said Kathy, her eyes wide open. 'Martin, it laid between his legs half-way to his knees!'