Mason Mount

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There are so many fit footballers in the Premier League and yet you all focus on this big-nosed, hobbit-footed irritant twiglet who is built like a toothpick.

You all need your eyes testing.
we love big noses over here, sweetheart!
 

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You came into his thread on LPSG to say all that:sob:
and why does he sound like he's from the 16th century?:sob: what the hell is hobbit-footed irritant twiglet. Can he be serious with his Insults. Out here sounding like a pauper during the black death
 

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There are so many fit footballers in the Premier League and yet you all focus on this big-nosed, hobbit-footed irritant twiglet who is built like a toothpick.

You all need your eyes testing.
Excuse me sir?

Mason Mount is the most good looking player in the world, plus he's hot af. We love his big nose, smile, eyes, everything about him. I guess you need your eyes testing. tumblr_74d09457e8c543045c39a4fe54cf43b2_bd8d192f_500.gif
 

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There are so many fit footballers in the Premier League and yet you all focus on this big-nosed, hobbit-footed irritant twiglet who is built like a toothpick.

You all need your eyes testing.
Must be a Chelsea fan..
 

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I'm not a Chelsea fan, I'm just outraged that so many people find this man appealing and thought I'd drop in with some shithousery.

Although Man Utd is likely the best team for him, given they hold the title (in my eyes) of least attractive premier league team.
 
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I'm not a Chelsea fan, I'm just outraged that so many people find this man appealing and thought I'd drop in with some shithousery.

Although Man Utd is likely the best team for him, given they hold the title (in my eyes) of least attractive premier league team.
Ok?…
 

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There are so many fit footballers in the Premier League and yet you all focus on this big-nosed, hobbit-footed irritant twiglet who is built like a toothpick.

You all need your eyes testing.
You need to have your brain check

Mason Mount is ADORABLE
The smile is so sexy and everything about him is just god send
 

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