Massage Parlor w/Happy Endings

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  1. D_Roderick Beresford Stiffington IV

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    After watching an episode of Weeds with some friends where they go to get a happy ending my friends were semi-joking about us going to one. I'd like to go along just for the experience, but how do you even go about finding a place like that? I live in NYC so it shouldn't be difficult, also if anyone has been to a place like this before whats an average price, also do you tip? Whats the proper etiquette?
     
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    Look in the yellow pages.
     
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    I have never had a "body rub" with a happy ending. However, I do understand how these things get done.

    Proper etiquette says you allow the person performing the service to touch you as s/he sees fit. However you should not touch that person unless invited.

    If you go to a massage parlor, a tip would be customary. If you have someone come over from a service, a tip would still be customary. These workers split the hourly fee with "the house", and not always 50/50.

    If you have an independent coming over, a tip would be optional. If the ending's extremely happy, I'd say tip generously.
     
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    or look in those "alternative lifestyle" mags that you get for free around the city. where they advertise phone sex and weed.
     
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    In my experience, even so called legitimate massage places will give a happy ending. I usually get an erection when my buttocks and inner thighs are being massage. When I am asked to turn over, voila! A massive erection. Because I'm hung not many massage therapists can resist it. Even if they don't pull me off, they'll let me masturbate myself in front of them. You'd be surprised what happens in massage sessions.
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    i definitely agree with this post, nothing like a good massage.
     
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    I enjoy getting a massage from time to time and when touched on my ass and in between my legs I get hard. The masseur at first never did anything intentional but I think once he realized that what he did got me hard he did it a little more the next time I went in. After the 4th visit he got so close that his finger touched my balls - ever so quickly and "unintentionally". When I turned over I was hard as nails. He did my feet and legs working his way up and concentrated more on the insides of my legs. He then began massaging that little area below your balls and above your hole. WOW! Precum was oozing! He stopped and wiped it from my belly and continued. He finished and left a towel next to me and walked out. As he walked out he said "take your time". I slowly jerked off and came, cleaned myself with the towel and got dressed. I can't wait to go back next week after almost two months away. I hope he's in a good mood!! :)
     
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