(not sure where to put this one so...)
With all the cold decided to treat myself to a massage- there is a school of massage here that has great prices on a variety of massage levels (from students, to intermediate to teachers).
So I went in, stripped to my boxers (no this isn't the never dying 'do you get a boner' thread).
Instead all the work he did on my belly and sides caused my stomach to work.As I lie on my belly (yes, hard) I thought 'oh, I need to pass a bit of gas)... boy did I read that one wrong..
what I thought was going to be a quiet 'poot' (as he was working on my feet, out of safe distance) turned into this loud fog horn of a ripper that I swear love lorn moose 3 states away might have heard...and replied to.
There was honestly NOTHING to be said. It became that literal elephant in the room (I think my boxers must have blown up like a space walk trampoline)....
I finished the massage and made sure to tip him, I did not make eye contact....
So, anyone else have an...ackward...massage stories?
a friend once told me he got the hiccups and could not stop...
With all the cold decided to treat myself to a massage- there is a school of massage here that has great prices on a variety of massage levels (from students, to intermediate to teachers).
So I went in, stripped to my boxers (no this isn't the never dying 'do you get a boner' thread).
Instead all the work he did on my belly and sides caused my stomach to work.As I lie on my belly (yes, hard) I thought 'oh, I need to pass a bit of gas)... boy did I read that one wrong..
what I thought was going to be a quiet 'poot' (as he was working on my feet, out of safe distance) turned into this loud fog horn of a ripper that I swear love lorn moose 3 states away might have heard...and replied to.
There was honestly NOTHING to be said. It became that literal elephant in the room (I think my boxers must have blown up like a space walk trampoline)....
I finished the massage and made sure to tip him, I did not make eye contact....
So, anyone else have an...ackward...massage stories?
a friend once told me he got the hiccups and could not stop...