Massive cock, loads of money, amazing car, house, etc

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  1. Dan the man

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    Do you think this perfect alpha male exists? We tend to think that someone who has loads of money and a flash car might have a small or average dick. Or someone with a massive dick may not have all the trappings of say, simon cowell. Outside of top porn stars with huge dicks and who obviously earn good money, do you think there exists a man who: is incredibly handsome, (looks like brad pitt, tom cruise, george clooney, etc) is very very wealthy, owns his own business, perhaps a massive global company, has a stunning girlfriend/wife, has girls always after him, is perhaps famous or very popular, has a great personality, is very witty, has several incredible cars, several houses around the world, has connections with important people like politicians & presidents, has a huge thick cock between 8 and 10 inches, or even a big one over 7 inches. Is it conceivable that any man could exist or has existed to this level of enviable perfection?
     
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    Yeah. Now you know all about me, you can call me Alex.
     
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    Btw, forgot to add, if anyone like that exists, please hand me the shotgun. Oh, hi alex! :biggrin:
     
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    There is no such thing as perfect. If there was he and/or she would have made international headlines! I think that the entertainment industry (either mainstream or porn) uses this scenario as a fantasy for everyone. The advertisers for all of our television and magazine ads use this also but perhaps in a more subtle way... Perfection is a fantasy that people create to avoid dealing with the real issues in life that they have control of.
     
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    True, nothing is perfect. But I often wonder how many of the super rich men who live in tax free monte carlo or an 80 million dollar mansion in beverly hills are amazingly well endowed too. Maybe the richest man in the world bill gates has a really big dick. Who knows, apart from his wife and any old girlfriends. I've always thought that no man can have everything, ( ie, wealth, looks, good body and big cock) but no doubt there must be a few. Apparently andrew lloyd webber has a big one according to sarah brightman. But then, he doesn't have the looks.
     
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    what about peter north??? big dick...loads of cum.....not bad looking....muscles.....has alot of money from sex and probably investments.....there are alot of guys that have it all......but not perfect.
     
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    Well I did say 'outside of top porn stars'. But yeah, you're right. it's a hard pill to swallow sometimes knowing that there are guys who have it all both genetically and materialistically. However, as my mum once told me, "never wish that you were someone else". And that's so true. Because whatever someone might have, they might also end up with something you would never want.
     
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    If the OP's premise were true, the men in the British royal family would have some of the largest cock throughout all of history... Somehow, I suspect that isn't the case, at least with the Windsor line....
     
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    Mate, the men in the british royal family are all massive cocks.
     
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    In the cold grey light of dawn we all have to face our own fears and insecurities. I have met people from all over the world and in a variety of circumstances. What it all boils down to in the end is being happy with who you are, being an honest decent person and being able to look at yourself in the mirror and like what you see. My father gave me a wonderful piece of advice that I think of often "If you compete with yourself and not the rest of the world you are more likely to win!"
     
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    Your father was/is wise. That's a great saying! I like it.
     
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    well not to sound like a conceited prick, but i think i come pretty close to these standards. Im 22, a private sector research physicist (high energy and nuclear), and sometimes I take gov contracts.

    right now im pulling in a little over $300k, drive a Ferrari F50, and live in a $800k san francisco penthouse.

    I dont know if i would describe myself as incredibly handsome, but I did do some male modeling when i was 17, and I have a very healthy bodybuild. Plus ive always been very popular with women so thats gotta mean something. Though ironically, no stunning girlfriend at the moment.

    Ive been often described very much as an alpha male, because of the way I carry myself and my charasmatic personality. I would definitely call myself witty, as my normal day to day conversations are always full of repartees and puns and such.

    And my penis does fall into your requirements at over 8.5 and good thickness.

    So, intelligent, athletic, popular, attractive, wealthy, witty, charasmatic, I think fall into your definition of perfection (even though you didnt ask for intelligent, i threw it in there). The only things missing is connections to powerful people (for now) and global influence/popularity (for now).

    BTW, I do NOT by any means of imagination consider myself perfect or near perfect, but rather according to the terms set out by Dan The Man, i come pretty damn close.
     
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    There will be after I graduate ;)
     
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    i'm sure there are tons of professional athletes who meet most (if not all) the criteria. Few entertainers too...
     
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    oh damn, I forgot to mention, Dick Cheney might come close to fitting the description. I remember watching Mind of Mencia a couple years back in which he showed a pic of Cheney that was very revealing, and showed he had a large penis. considering he might be the poster boy for the rich and powerful, that puts him near perfect status. Though I wouldnt call him a handsome man, but who knows, maybe when he was younger.
     
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    No question, fd.
    Dick was a looker.
     
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    The guys you've described are all over South Florida, and they come in both straight and gay flavors.

    Personally, I find them to be pompous asses who wouldn't know contentment and satisfaction if it hit them with a 2X4. Nothing impresses me less than materialistic douchebags who assume there's a price for everything and everybody. Spiritually these guys are as evolved as sea worms.
     
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    And of course no gallery. We all believe you. :tongue:
     
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    Believe me or not man, i dont care. I am a well respected member of the scientific community, and I plan on running for office in the future, im not going to jeopardize my career or future in order to prove something to someone i dont owe a thing to. I didnt come to lpsg to show off but to get advice and knowledge.

    If you want verification then find the guy driving a modena red F50 in sf, and ask if hes ferraridave. Ill let you decide for yourself...
     
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    There are plenty of guys here who meet all your criteria ... if you believe everything you read on this site. :rolleyes:

    Then again ... if you believe everything you read on this site, you are a fool.

    Steve :smile:
     
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