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i was like thinking about this just the other day. like, i went to the store and asked the pharmacy lady if they had really big condoms. and she was like, "yah, here are some magnum xxxl size ones". and i was like, "no, they are not big enough". and she was like "oh well that's all we have". and i was like "oh my god". so like, i went down to aisle 14 where the trashbags are, and like picked up a box of the hefty 30 gallon size, and like wow, they fit nice. comfortable and like protective. like, ya know?


Touche :biggrin1:
 

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Just another example that size is relative. BTW, when I was a kid, I read Playboy for the articles. Honest.:rolleyes:

Heh...I sympathize. Actually, much of what I learned about sexual technique I learned from reading Playboy articles and their editorial response forums. I was 12-13 at the time, :rolleyes:. And oddly enough, my first Playboy was the one with Anna Nicole Smith on the cover with the pink background and her with a bunch of jewels (Feb 2001).
 
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You call me a massive penis then an ass.....WTF??
 

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I don't think either of you would enjoy it terribly much, so I would say no.
I would enjoy it immensely and just drank plenty of coffee to soak him completely

I'll tell you what you could try... you could try shoving your head up your arse and fucking off while you're at it. Just a suggestion...
You will need to do it first Oh, wait! You already have!
 

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I'm feeling the love from you, darling. What say we get a room and you assume the position? I think if your ass got a good rogering you might relax a bit.
Sorry, but I have standards and you do not reach them Besides rumor has it you are married so you are off my fuck list unless your wife gives me the okay to slam hard in to you.