Masters: Who wants some?

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_starinvestor, Apr 11, 2009.

  1. B_starinvestor

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    Kenny Perry - Kentucky boy - will put the smackdown on the rest of the field. Green Jacket coming to KY. Just sayin.

    Anybody wants action on this..PM me. No limit.
     
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    I'm more interested in slaves, personally :wink:
     
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    Me, too. I got me a chifforobe that needs a bustin' up. :rolleyes:
     
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    Geezus. If I had half a clue as to what or whom you were talking about, I might comment.

    How did I get to be this age without ever learning any of those words?
     
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    I like that young thing what he's 19 or something and Tiger is my all time fav.
     
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    I wanna say..... golf....
    I think... :rolleyes:

    *goes back to snoozing*
     
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    Leave it to you, Nudey....to take a nonsexual post about golf and somehow extract from that.....a chained up naked guy.:biggrin1:
     
  9. got_lost

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    Holy crap!?!?

    What's that pic got to do with golf!?!?

    Unless we're missing a golf club somewhere... :rolleyes:

    or were you just thinking 'wood' Nudey!??! :rofl:
     
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    I do my best, you put the words...master, smackdown and KY in a sentence and the mind reels.
     
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    Tiger is very nice but I also find Padraig Harrington and Sergio Garcia good looking as well. When did professional golfers start being so attractive? :smile:
     
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    For real, back in the Bob Hope days they were all old men with big bellies. Now there stripping down to there boxes briefs and playing the ball in the water. Sergio is a nice looking man, I agree. The 19 year old I was thinking of is Rory McIlroy.

    a bit of a quote
    "the boy wonder himself, Rory McIlroy, from Holywood(that would be Ireland), about to play his first Masters. He's 19, with a young face and an old head, and his Masters debut comes in the middle of a three-week stretch: Houston, Augusta, Hilton Head. He could make more in three weeks than a dozen union welders in the dying Belfast shipyards will earn in their lifetimes combined. Easily. What a country."

    "A computer model of his swing at the Titleist facility — in which his body appeared as a stick-figure X-ray, his joints marked with lighted dots — revealed something that astonished the company's swing doctors. At the start of McIlroy's downswing, his left hip spins violently counterclockwise, as it does for every elite, long-hitting player. But then, and only with the driver, McIlroy makes a funky move you could not teach. A moment before impact his left hip suddenly changes direction and jerks back, clockwise, and then rotates again, this time even more powerfully than the first. It's like some mad fusion golf experiment, and McIlroy, wise man, pays it little mind. But that extra thrust explains why McIlroy — 5' 11" in cleats and 160 pounds — is one of the longest hitters in the game."

    Sounds like he could fuck like a machine.
     
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    Trust this place to turn male golfers into sexual objects. McIlroy is very good, a friend played a lot with him when they were younger and said he's always shown promise. Naturally talented, bastard ;)

    Anyway, so what were you saying Star?
     
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