Masturbate in close quarters with someone else discreetly?

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  1. D_Freddy Bender

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    When I was growing up, I lived with 3 brothers in my bedroom. Around when I was 16, my two younger brothers moved into a room by themselves.

    Through my teenage years, I had to jack off ever so discreetly since I was sharing bedrooms with other people; same thing when we took fishing trips and stayed in tents.

    Sometimes I would just let it fly in my clothes and dry on me. Other times I would carefully pad my underwear with tissue to catch the mess. I even had to learn a special way of rubbing so I wasn't obvious above my sleeping bag or blanket;

    What have other guys done when they have to balance sharing close quarters with someone and taking care of your horomones?
     
  2. Mr_Bulldog

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    Well apparently after a night of heavy drinking and xbox with my roommate I decided to retire for the night. We share a bed and he was still sitting on the end of it playing. Mind you I don't remember any of this but he says not long after laying behind him he felt the bed shaking and heard porn from my computer haha the next day I found a damp yellowing hankercheif I apparently used to clean up. So the question is. Is it discreet if I don't remember it? haha
     
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    I've done it a bazillion times. If your roommate is a heavy sleeper and you hear deep steady breathing...it makes it easier. If your roommate wears glasses and can't see well without them, it makes things easier. If your roommate gets drunk and passes out...makes things easier. Its been a long time since I've been "caught", and if I was found out then my roommates have kept it to themselves. Just figure out your opportunities and work with those. Its really easy.
     
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    During my rampant teen years where I just couldn't keep my hand off my cock, I too found myself in those "hushed" times. I developed a technique where I could take the fleshy skin of my glans just below the head and rub it between my index finger and thumb. My glans are extremely sensitive and although it took a bit longer I could easlily cum and cum hard this way. Used my pillow to muffle my breathing and would cum right in my shorts... ahhhh youth!
     
  5. D_Freddy Bender

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    Great response! It takes practice to get ur nut off silently with a brother/dad/roomie etc close by. U don't wanna be gross, but at the same when the dick needs a floggin, it's hard not to answer natures call.
     
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    Let me get this straight, you and your roommate share a bed? Like every night?
    How do you know you were the one who cleaned yourself up with the damp, yellow hanky??

     
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    I think he needs to change his percentages too. LOL Sharing a bed with your roomate is pretty GAY. Straight guys don't usually share a bed with another dude.:confused:
     
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    I'm in college. I live in a double. And I probably masturbate once every two nights while he's asleep in the bed next to mine. I wonder if he knows. He snores pretty loud.
     
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    Exactly the same experience during my military training days. Spoke to my bungalow sharing mate about 20 years later, and confessed. He laughed wildly, said he had done exactly the same thing, probably at the same time.
     
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    Yeah every night and besides he's straight as an arrow and just doesn't care about what I do haha. I'm pretty sure I cleaned myself up....I think.
     
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    My roommate during my second year in college used to jack off in the wee hours of morning. Our bedroom was set up where the only thing seperating our beds was a chair with a lamp on it. I remember waking up on night and hearing the vcr click (he has stopping the tape). The volume was muted, but I saw the glow of the tv from it being turned on. I think he was a chronic masturbater becasue he did it quite often with me in the room. Of course he thought I was sleep, but it was such a turn on for me to think that he wanted me to catch him and then help him finish. He was from NY and had such a cool swagger. I would have given him head. LOL. I remember one night I came home late and I wasn't concerned about being quiet, and I came into the bedroom and he was passed out with the porn going on the tv. I remember watching Lexington Steele in a gangbang scene. I just turned it off and slept in the living room that night. LOL. And he used to watch another flick that was nothing but DP scenes. That always made me wonder about his fascination with dick. Oh how I miss those days....:redface: I used to wait up late and pretend to snore and then peek ever so slightly under my comforter and I got a great show. He would jack off, but never fully exposed his dick until he was about to cum and he did that in a napkin. I would wake up many mornings and find the napikin with dried cum on the chair with the lamp that we considered a night stand. That was a great time....
     
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    Oh yes, what memories. In military I would slip a sock under the covers just as I was getting into bed. With some normal tossing and turning I would slip the sock over my dick inside my shorts. Then, I would settle down on my side to a quiet rub just below the head. Sometimes it took forever to build up to cumming. But what a climax it would be after pressing and rubbing for almost an hour sometimes. My imagined secrecy of what I was doing right next to someone and the need to control you movement and breathing made it some of the best full body climaxes I have ever experienced. Course, the head of my dick was almost raw. I would just leave the soaked sock on my shunkened dick till morning.

    I can tell you there were several instances that I woke up half asleep and almost forgot that I had to discretely deal with the sock. You know I bet that there were a lot of starched socks in the dirty laundry LOL. Wished I had discovered this trick in college because we had gang showers and a crazy roommate that made doing the deed very complicated. However when I looked into the john and found all the stalls occupied with some of the guys with their feet up against the door, I discovered that that was where most of the nutting was going on. They just couldn't keep toilet paper in those stalls. LOL
     
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    Females have to learn the same skills in a dorm setting fyi.

    As to jeepguy's being snide about sharing a bed, I have in my childhood had to share a bed with three same sex cousins and it was a bed with a big dip in the middle, too. Luckily it was for less than a year. Not everybody has ideal living conditions to meet your moral standards. It would be somewhat different in an institution setting like dorm or barracks. Then society dictates individual mattresses.
     
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    Says who? He's my best friend of 9 years and practically adopted by my family. Who are you to say what I am because I sleep in a bed with another human being?
     
  15. D_Freddy Bender

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    i would imagine that when u guys got up in the morning the stench of semen was pretty heavy in the air.
     
  16. D_Jess_Kilme

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    You obviously do not know much about straight guys bud!
     
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    Ahhh college roommate stories! Got a few. My roommate nick name was Captain sperm! Which I gave him.... This guy used to jack off just about every night! He slept in the top bunk and one night I woke up to this shaking. I had no idea at first what the hell was going on it took me a while to tune in why the bunks were shaking. I remember listing thinking what the hell is he doing. Then I noticed that the shaking was very rythmic and got faster and faster then he growned, which was the moment that I realized that he was jackin off! While some of you would be turned on by this, I was pissed off. I like my sleep! This went on I would say at least two to three times a week. I decided I had to do something about his 2am jack off session one night. So the next night he started to jack off instead of rolling over and making some stupid noise to make him stop I decided to wait until he was just about to bust his nut and placed both feet on the impression of his ass on the springs above me and with all my might I quickly pushed his ass up as far as I could! That worked! I stopped his nuts from unloading! I also yell out at the same time "Stop beating your fucking meat every night and go to sleep! "

    Nothing was said about it the next morning and he stopped for about a month. When he started up again he would do it very very lightly so if he was doing as often I was not aware it! YEAH.. that's how he earned his nick name Captain Sperm!

    I tell ya horny college boys...that's only one roommate I had another that was just as active but this one did it during the day and really did not care all that much if you knew he was doing it. He just cover up when I would walk in and say....I was board! LOL...
     
  18. D_Jess_Kilme

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    My university room mate and I very soon became best buddies. Nothing sexual, just great buddies. He was a lot more conservative than me and, despite having a great body, shy to show himself around the room and in the communal bathrooms. He did, but always furtively. In fact he was quite a prude about all sexual issues and would slip away when discussion ever turned to erotic subjects as they invariably do amongst a bunch of horny university guys. He was also quite religious.

    After about three months of rooming together I was woken one night by the obvious sounds of him wanking in his bed, which was about two meters away from mine. I was amazed - somehow I could not associate him with anything sexual. Out of pure curiosity and surprise I tried to cop a look but the room was quite dark so I could not see much. I must, however, admit that I did spring and instant boner.

    But unfortunately I then did what ammounted to a very stupid thing. After he was done, I got out of my bed and walked quietly to the bathroom where I quickly jacked myself off. On the way back I collected some tissue paper and when I walked past his bed, I dropped it on his chest, maybe in an effort to tell him I knew what he did and that it was ok. Wrong. He did not say a word, neither did I. The next day he was obviously deeply embarrased and tried to avoid me as much as possible, and I was distressed for so stupidly encroaching into his privacy and compromising our friendship.

    That night, lying in bed after we switched the lights out, I did the next stupid thing. In my stupid state of mind and with convoluted thinking, I thought that in order adress his discomfort, I would jack off and show him that it was ok, which I started doing. I was sure that he was still awake and convinced that he could hear what I was doing. AFter I was done I just lied quietly in the dark - no response from him. Somehow I expected him to say something but he did not. Now I started to feel real stupid, convinced that I had messed up in more ways than one, and it was my turn to feel deep embarrasment.

    But then he suddenly got out of bed and left the room. After a few minutes he came back and, without saying a word, dropped a wad of tissue paper on my chest as he passed my bed in the dark.

    Not a word was said about it then or thereafter.

    The next day he was himself again and from there our friendship stepped up to a new level. Jacking off together at night became a normal ritual and while he remained discreet about his own nudity in the broader group, he became totally comfortable around me.

    We both later moved on, got married and moved to different parts of the world. But we remained best of friends to the end, and when we saw each other once in a blue moon over the ensuing years, we always tried to find time and opportunity to rub one out together.

    And yes, we both consider ourselves to be straight. We never had gender identity issues but loved each other.
     
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    Too funny! One night during finals week I woke up to the whole bed shaking. I was in the bottom bunk and my hot (straight) roomie Todd was in the top. I had a 8AM final and nedeed to get some sleep. After he had jacked it for 20 minutes (i was looking at the digital alarm clock) and still hadn't cum I was tempted to offer to suck it or let him do me in the ass so he could nut and I could get finally some sleep. He didn't know I was gay though so not sure what his reaction to my offering to help him out would have been. LOL
     
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    Interesting stories! A good friend of mine has been spending a couple of nights a week at my house since last Feburary. He's straight (at least for the most part) and we've never done anything sexual together. When he stays over, he always sleeps on a mat on the floor right next to my bed (though he could sleep a lot of other places).

    Now, I sleep in the nude. He pretty much sleeps with some sweatpants on and wraps himself up into a 'cocoon' with the blankets. Even in HOT summertime. So, out of respect for him, I usually sleep in boxers or gym shorts when he's here.

    ANYWAY, one time when he was sleeping in my room, I got one HELL of a case of 'morning wood'. It was beyond the usual woodie; my dick stayed hard for more than TWO hours. When I get morning wood, I usually just let it go down by itself.

    In the morning I told him about it. He laughed and said he would have 'beat it off'. I said even if I was in the room? He said; "In a heartbeat."