Masturbate?

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  1. hause707

    hause707 New Member

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    I wanted to ask a question about masturbating. When i get real horny i want to put something in my ass, but don't understand exactly how to do it. One time i used a banana and lotion and i got some shit on it, how are you suppose to masturbate? am i doing something wrong? please help.
     
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    scottbud Active Member

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    wells for starters you need fibre in your diet and you should visit the lavatory b4 hand. If that doesnt solve the shit problem you should invest in a douch kit they are cheap.

    Then just relax use lotsa lube and have fun, put try to use things that wont break off in your hand.
     
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    I would start with a finger, then work upwards :)
     
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