Masturbating at work

[Shuck79]

As the title suggests, how many people here masturbate at work, and where do you do it? Do you go to the rest rooms or do you get off on more risky behaviour, like masturbating in a room or somewhere you might get caught?

 

[Squirrel1]

If caught, it would be a good way to lose your job.

 

[BulgeGuySD]

not wen you’re the boss !

 

[ThatBoi78]

Just jerked off at work the other day, couldn't help it, I went into the stall and thought about one of my bosses tight asses, his butt is so nice and big, made me cum so fast on the wall.

 

[18wheeler]

As a truck driver. I have jerked off at work many many times.
Bathrooms, showers, seat, and even new house job sites.

 

[deleted20814161]

For the first time I have a private office when at work, so I sometimes browse porn on my downtime. Haven’t masturbated in it though because of shallow walls and it isn’t locked. I have gone to the office’s private bathroom to jerk perhaps 2-3 times though.

However, at my previous job, I played around with a guy in one of the business‘ quiet public bathrooms.

The risk of public play is hot. Post nut clarity is a doozy after doing it though lol

 

[elklindoxxx]

Masturbating at work....hell no! You don't want to get caught doing that. You'll be ridiculed without mercy.

Now that being said...at my first job out of college, me and a coworker would have sex when we had to show up on Saturday. People would give us the looks when they saw us together...they had their suspicions about what was going on but had no proof.

It's one thing to get caught having sex and it's another to get caught masturbating.........

 

[Jagtstein]

Of course I masturbated at work. Because masturbation is something completely normal and I can't stand it that long without masturbation. We masturbators should make masturbation more acceptable in society.

 

[Pierced Bollocks]

Nah, work is the least horny thing in my life. I can feel rampant from the moment I wake up but the office just kills it for me. And then when I clock off and leave I'm on heat again but the eight hours in-between? The fuck no!

This makes it sound like I've got a downer on my employment but I actually like the work and the people it's just a zillion miles seperating work and me being horny.

I remember one mate who was surprised I'd rocked up really early on a morning, getting there ages before my start time (Can't remember why now) and he said I should just grab a porno mag and spend half an hour in the toilet cubicles. Like he did.

 

[hale989]

Yes. I have to at times. Too horny and gotta release, I go to the bathroom and take care of it. I’ve done it at my desk a few times too.

 

[Chanceorlando]

Masturbating at work....hell no! You don't want to get caught doing that. You'll be ridiculed without mercy.

Now that being said...at my first job out of college, me and a coworker would have sex when we had to show up on Saturday. People would give us the looks when they saw us together...they had their suspicions about what was going on but had no proof.

It's one thing to get caught having sex and it's another to get caught masturbating.........

was the co-worker male or female?

 

[MNpervert]

I masturbate a lot at work. If not at my desk then in our locker rooms. I also travel a lot for work so I am on the road stroking quite a bit too.

 

[BulgeGuySD]

At work but I have my own office and my assistant (paralegal) had a cubical out side, wen I was chatting with someone on line, I ask her to not disturb me.
I was very quiet I wore headphones and I whisper, and I had everything to clean up. never done it wen it was very busy mostly at the end of the day.

 

[DuffyW]

I have masturbated at work many times, I also masturbate and mark a place with my cum where ever I go, stores, restaurants etc.

 

[Devyn19]

I’ve masturbated at work many times. At all my jobs probably. Lol. I used to find that after a night of drinking, there would be an incredible urge to rub one out.

 

[chrisrobin]

Sometimes there was the urge to go and wank so it was a visit to the basement to have one off the wrist, never did it in the office, though when I was working on the building sites with so much toxic masculinity about - and totty - finding place to get rid of the tensions was difficult.

 

[Wine0]

I work with naked men all day. There are sometimes quite a few beauties, so it’s unavoidable to flick one out between customers!

 

[deleted814719]

While I long ago retired, yes, I'd occasionally go the bathroom, get into a stall, and rub one out. Sometimes the tension of the job just required some sort of relief - NOW.

 

[Chanceorlando]

At work but I have my own office and my assistant (paralegal) had a cubical out side, wen I was chatting with someone on line, I ask her to not disturb me.
I was very quiet I wore headphones and I whisper, and I had everything to clean up. never done it wen it was very busy mostly at the end of the day.

us lawyers are always horny, lol

 

[Chanceorlando]

I work with naked men all day. There are sometimes quite a few beauties, so it’s unavoidable to flick one out between customers!

just curious...what kind of job has you working all day with naked men?