Masturbating in unusual places
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There’s not that much to tell. It was me, my parents and my cousin. I was sleeping in the bed with my dad and it was raining. I got horny and my dad could feel the bed shaking and wondered what it was and I just said I was scratching an itch.
Once when I was visiting a distant cousin, we were riding in the back of a truck that had a camper shell. We were headed to the beach so the truck was filled with ice chests and inner tubes for floating in the ocean, all providing good cover.
Anyway the motion got to him first. We were in swimming trunks and it was impossible to conceal his hardon. Obviously we were over 18. Although I only saw him every few years due to the distance we had always messed around.
The back of the truck was completely separated from the cab so our conversation was private and we couldn’t be seen. He pulled off his trunks and I followed his lead. We jacked ourselves and then each other before blowing our loads onto our bellies.
The ride home in the dark was even better.
Anyway the motion got to him first. We were in swimming trunks and it was impossible to conceal his hardon. Obviously we were over 18. Although I only saw him every few years due to the distance we had always messed around.
The back of the truck was completely separated from the cab so our conversation was private and we couldn’t be seen. He pulled off his trunks and I followed his lead. We jacked ourselves and then each other before blowing our loads onto our bellies.
The ride home in the dark was even better.
During university years I did many odd jobs to make ends meet.
One job was repointing the brick on the administrative building. A large scaffolding was built and one summer day I climbed onto the roof for a look around. Truthfully I had to piss and was looking for a discreet corner. Plus, the thought of pissing on the administration had a bit of irony that I enjoyed.
The roof offered more privacy than I expected due to a 4’ or 5’ brick wall that encircled the roof. There was only a hatch coming up from below so it was safer than you would think. A screwdriver through the hasp ensured no interruptions. My daily piss trips turned into jerk trips and I spilled my share of cum on the roof.
Because the outside of the scaffolding was covered in tarps to protect bystanders access to the roof was unseen from the outside. This enabled me to make trips up there at night and I took more than one guest.
One job was repointing the brick on the administrative building. A large scaffolding was built and one summer day I climbed onto the roof for a look around. Truthfully I had to piss and was looking for a discreet corner. Plus, the thought of pissing on the administration had a bit of irony that I enjoyed.
The roof offered more privacy than I expected due to a 4’ or 5’ brick wall that encircled the roof. There was only a hatch coming up from below so it was safer than you would think. A screwdriver through the hasp ensured no interruptions. My daily piss trips turned into jerk trips and I spilled my share of cum on the roof.
Because the outside of the scaffolding was covered in tarps to protect bystanders access to the roof was unseen from the outside. This enabled me to make trips up there at night and I took more than one guest.
Before the days of digital camera...
Going back to my late teens [almost 19] I was hiking alongside Loch Ness along a long distance path / forestry track when I needed a natural break. There was a forest climbing from the road up to my left so I, with my rucksack, I climbed up from the track and after a few dozen steps I was invisible from the road and between trees.
I was wearing a rough feel cotton top, velcro seamed tousers and thin full length socks which, to prevent insects, went up over my knee to a similar height of holdups.
It was hot and I unzipped my trousers to take a leak and, being a hot day, the cool sensation of the breeze and the feel of the sun made me hard.
At this time I hadn't grown much body hair (late developer) and any I had felt sensitive to the touch. I felt my hand wander over my cock then I started to unbutton and open my shirt - only stopped by my rucksack straps - but my nipples were erect. I ran my hands over my silky chest before pulling the velcro seamed trousers apart removing them then stepping out of my underpants so I could run my hands over my silky smooth thighs. With years of cycling, these were rounded and muscular.
I unclipped my rucksack straps and lowered my rucksack to the floor then let my shirt drop. I was now only wearing my walking boots and thigh length black holdups.
My hands ran over my body then started working on my cock which felt great with the sun shining onto me. Sure enough I spurted a few globs before stopping but the thought of someone seeing me only wearing thigh length holdups, feel of the sun / breeze and running my hands over my tight ass made me reach for my cock and then I shot a few long streams of cum globs about six feet into the low bushes. I licked my hand which tasted salty before finding some leaves to wipe my cock. I then dressed before setting off on my way.
I wonder what people would have said / done if anyone had binoculars that day.
Very hard whilst writing this...
Going back to my late teens [almost 19] I was hiking alongside Loch Ness along a long distance path / forestry track when I needed a natural break. There was a forest climbing from the road up to my left so I, with my rucksack, I climbed up from the track and after a few dozen steps I was invisible from the road and between trees.
I was wearing a rough feel cotton top, velcro seamed tousers and thin full length socks which, to prevent insects, went up over my knee to a similar height of holdups.
It was hot and I unzipped my trousers to take a leak and, being a hot day, the cool sensation of the breeze and the feel of the sun made me hard.
At this time I hadn't grown much body hair (late developer) and any I had felt sensitive to the touch. I felt my hand wander over my cock then I started to unbutton and open my shirt - only stopped by my rucksack straps - but my nipples were erect. I ran my hands over my silky chest before pulling the velcro seamed trousers apart removing them then stepping out of my underpants so I could run my hands over my silky smooth thighs. With years of cycling, these were rounded and muscular.
I unclipped my rucksack straps and lowered my rucksack to the floor then let my shirt drop. I was now only wearing my walking boots and thigh length black holdups.
My hands ran over my body then started working on my cock which felt great with the sun shining onto me. Sure enough I spurted a few globs before stopping but the thought of someone seeing me only wearing thigh length holdups, feel of the sun / breeze and running my hands over my tight ass made me reach for my cock and then I shot a few long streams of cum globs about six feet into the low bushes. I licked my hand which tasted salty before finding some leaves to wipe my cock. I then dressed before setting off on my way.
I wonder what people would have said / done if anyone had binoculars that day.
Very hard whilst writing this...
I’m sure there were a few reports of the monster that day..
I'm always horned up after a workout, so gym locker room in some way is a common one (although sometimes I'm cruising grindr hoping to find someone).
I wanked myself on a public road just outside a brothel after a fuck last night.
Oh, Hell. It's more like where haven't I jacked off.
Hotels/motels, in the woods while hiking, hunting, or fishing, in the car, in the gym shower, in a public toilet, at work in the toilet.
Hotels/motels, in the woods while hiking, hunting, or fishing, in the car, in the gym shower, in a public toilet, at work in the toilet.
Is it considered masturbation if you’re not touching yourself?
If so then some of my most intense orgasms were at work in front of my pc and some coworkers around. Fully dressed always, I’d peruse and edit photos of models I took earlier that day. Photoshoots always get me so horny that I either have to fuck the model, or someone else. Either way I need relief.
So this one time I’m checking my photos of her and my cock throbbing hard under the desk. There was lots of precincts already cos my crotch felt cold.
I knew I would last much longer so I went to the men’s room and rolled off a few hefty strips of tp and stuffed them down my crotch, which was already showing a wet patch. But I had a longer jumper that I pulled down to hide it in case a coworker saw me.
Also, I didn’t want to cum in the toilets jerking off but at the desk to the models photos, in her tribute.
So I returned now all prepared. It didn’t take long, not the slightest touch or brush - and I began exploding in my pants. All my muscles were tending and contracting as I pumped it all out for her. And then hastily returned to the men’s room, all sweaty and pants full of jizz. The tp caught about half of it, the rest made a mess of my trousers.
The question is, is this still considered masturbation? Or does one have to touch themselves?
If so then some of my most intense orgasms were at work in front of my pc and some coworkers around. Fully dressed always, I’d peruse and edit photos of models I took earlier that day. Photoshoots always get me so horny that I either have to fuck the model, or someone else. Either way I need relief.
So this one time I’m checking my photos of her and my cock throbbing hard under the desk. There was lots of precincts already cos my crotch felt cold.
I knew I would last much longer so I went to the men’s room and rolled off a few hefty strips of tp and stuffed them down my crotch, which was already showing a wet patch. But I had a longer jumper that I pulled down to hide it in case a coworker saw me.
Also, I didn’t want to cum in the toilets jerking off but at the desk to the models photos, in her tribute.
So I returned now all prepared. It didn’t take long, not the slightest touch or brush - and I began exploding in my pants. All my muscles were tending and contracting as I pumped it all out for her. And then hastily returned to the men’s room, all sweaty and pants full of jizz. The tp caught about half of it, the rest made a mess of my trousers.
The question is, is this still considered masturbation? Or does one have to touch themselves?
According to what is below, I think it counts as masturbation
Definition of MASTURBATION
masturbation
noun
mas·tur·ba·tion ˌma-stər-ˈbā-shən: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital (see GENITAL sense 2) organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual (see MANUALentry 1 sense 1) or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation (see MANIPULATE sense 1), occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies
Not masterbation but had full sex drunk on holiday somewhere dark and quiet.Unbeknow to us it was a hotel garden and wedding party guests were watching from the full glass front.Even the cumshot lol
I have done damn near the same thing. I have pulled up vids on YouTube or looked at my phone while at my desk at work. I am a hair-trigger dude and will easily shoot off with no touching in a matter of seconds. That build up to blast off is heaven. I can look away or try to talk myself off the ledge but I know the mess in my pants is imminent. I just let it go off and feel about ten squirts fill my underwear. Your description of pumping it all out for her is so hot, man. That story makes me do the same. You shoot so hard and so much I can only imagine the epic mess you you’d make if you pointed your dick at your monitor or let it shoot all over the desk.
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I’ve jerked off in many bathrooms at work since I’ve had a job.
As a truck driver for 22 years, I’ve jerked off in many many restrooms at truckstops, truckstop showers, in the cab in a parking space, and even while driving. (Slip on a condom, edge all day, and then cum at some point during the drive).
when I delivered lumber locally to new home sites, I made it a goal to jerk off inside new(unlived in) homes. I was almost caught a few times.
As a truck driver for 22 years, I’ve jerked off in many many restrooms at truckstops, truckstop showers, in the cab in a parking space, and even while driving. (Slip on a condom, edge all day, and then cum at some point during the drive).
when I delivered lumber locally to new home sites, I made it a goal to jerk off inside new(unlived in) homes. I was almost caught a few times.
This is awesome! Baptising those new home walls with cum.
- VT4,
A few years ago while working at a big corporation I was horny. I had to go pee and once at the urinal I got an urge and just a few strokes had me shooting a load. It took me by surprise. Someone could have walked in.
I have had a similar urge a few times at the gym, standing at my locker (and nobody around). Stroke, stroke, cum.
I have had a similar urge a few times at the gym, standing at my locker (and nobody around). Stroke, stroke, cum.
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