Masturbation clean up

Cum is clumping up your pubes?

Try a de-tangling conditioning shampoo when showering.

 

I cum and immidiatly clean up, so no cum would stick in py pubic hair..., and you can trim your pubes.

 

cum onto a t shirt or something

 

Paper towels for me.


Unless it's in the shower or toilet.

 

While sitting around watching vids or reading porn I typically shoot into tissues because I tend to shoot 3-4' high and get it all over clothes and furniture.
In bed, I usually shoot all over myself and sometimes the headboard and pillow then clean up with tissues. If I'm really tired I may just shoot into tissues to avoid the clean-up.
In the bathroom I typically shoot in the shower either by beating off with soap or shampoo, or by aiming the water at my cock just below the head. Sometimes I shoot into the sink if I'm beating off while brushing my teeth or just playing around.

This raises a question I'm curious about: During puberty, did your parents, or one of your parents, supply you with towels or tissues or lubricants specifically for the purpose of masturbating?

Mine didn't but I had a friend whose mother supplied him with what she called "cum towels." I was astonished since my folks never even gave me the "birds & bees" talk, so I just wonder if others had similarly generous and thoughtful parents in this regard.

 

Why is it that people on these threads are always shooting their jackoff load "4 feet high" into the air and in a few cases I've read "splattering the walls"?

I have a feeling that people who spatter cum on their walls have very untidy apartments or houses - and probably neglect their plants and animals. Just a theory.

 

Lol, not always true lol. When I'm totally in too my handjob, I shoot sometimes too on the wall behined my bed, but I always clean up lol.:biggrin1:

 

What a waste of all that cum. The Squeeze and I regularly shoot on each other's chests, faces, dicks, in our mouths. We try hard not to waste a drop. And then there's the post orgasm slip and slide where we rub our dicks in it, especially on our chests and stomachs and then lay on top of each other enjoying the warm, sticky stuff with our dicks aligned up to our chests, which often leads to getting horny all over again and going for a second round.

You straight boys, tsk tsk tsk.

Of course, afterward when we know we're finished we hop in the shower together. Which, again, sometimes leads to another round of getting hot and heavy under the nozzles.

 

Don't have that problem because I never ever jack-off lying on my back. I find that position awkward, uncomfortable, and unstimulating.

 

I to have long pubic hair and if laying down I put on a Kimono brand condom. fits good and keeps the cum in one location and not in my long and thick hair.

 

this reminds me of that episode of the office where dwight and michael are in a motel room and dwight turns on a black light and the walls are just trashed with stains, and he says these could be either blood semen or urine, and michael says "god i hope it's urine!"

 

No. My puberty experience was exactly the same, except that I didn't know of any parent/s who were that considerate. Actually, the subject never occurred to me. I managed just fine with tissues, paper towels, showers, toilets, bathroom sinks, etc. Being uncut, I never needed a lubricant. ~ Jackinworld.com has an essay on this very subject addressed to parents, recommending that they furnish such amenities for their sons, including respect for bedroom privacy.

 

What's so hard to believe about that? Some guys ooze, some guys shoot, so? There's plenty of vids on this site to illustrate both extremes. There are vids with guys shooting across the room or to the other end of long coffee tables and mirrors. I find that exciting, not unbelievable. I don't speak disparagingly about oozers.

Look, lots of guys who ooze tend to have thick cum (with some exceptions of course). My cum is probably thinner and more watery than most. I think that's why I tend to shoot so high, that and the fact that my PC muscles tends to clench rather dramatically when I shoot. Maybe you see it in the threads so often because that's the way it is with some guys.

Variety is the spice, my friend. That, also is highly evident in the huge variety of penis sizes and other characteristics you find on this site.

I understand being suspicious of what one encounters on this site, so you're entitled. But I don't claim to be any bigger than I am. I'm average, fine...so why should I claim to cum differently than I do?

On the other hand...to be fair...a lot of porn stories exaggerate so you know it happens here. But that doesn't mean it's uncommon for some of us to shoot in a more exaggerated fashion than others.

Besides, it's kinda fun...and when I have the chance to share the experience, it's even more fun to show off.

 

If you're wankin' quite close to the top of your knob - then you can put your free hand on top of the wanking hand, and catch most of the cum.

Then just grab some tissues you happen to have handy...

 

Try Bounty paper towels. After all the are the "quicker picker upper"

 

Try the Black & Decker wet-dry-vac!

 

I always let my load "CUM" out while I'm 'strapped' and I am usually wearing an "MG" in the POUCH! That makes clean up a snap. There are a few times when I don't have an "MG" in the POUCH and here is a PIC of one of those times.:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

RICKY_27

PS "MG" = "MEN'S GUARD"

 

I cum where i cum. If wanking off in the litchen on the bench then wipe down with paper towel. If in the living room generally over myself. If in bed well, the sheets sometimes get it too. I do have a cum rag - an old pair of boxers that I sometimes use to wipe off with. (as an aside I still have my first cum rag - a pair of briefs from when I started beating off when I was 12 - I used them til I was about 18, when I left home - I have kept them for some bizarre sentimental reason. Like I could ever hand them down to my son....LOL)

Not fussed about my cum. Like to play with it afterwards if I shoot on myself. So what if it gets in your pubic hair - shower and soap do work.

On the other point raised - My parents didnt give the B&B talk, let alone give me lube or cum rags. I did for my sons however. On washing day I would simply annouce all dirty clothes and if you want your cum rag washed put in the machine.

One of my sons friends that lived with us for a while had a real thing about getting cum on himself - strict parents hence why he lived with us for awhile. He used to use a condom to wank in. the annoying thing is he never threw them out. So you would walk into his room and find cum filled condoms on the floor - use to annoy all of us.

 

My folks would let a Playboy or some mans magazine of the times lay around next to a can of WD40 and a chamois in my bedroom. Sounds pretty kinky. The WD40 burned like hell and cut down the ecstacy feeling.