Masturbation clean up

[B_dxjnorto]

I am uncut, and have a long foreskin

Cool dick man. :veryhappy:

 

[hyphap]

I try to shoot onto myself so that I don't have to clean it off anything else--though my laptop gets a little bad sometimes.

I love to eat my cum--it's part of the deal with masturbation as far as I'm concerned. I'm amazed by the people who don't like it. The only problem is that lube tastes bad, so I can only eat the cum that flies past my cock. The cum/lube mixture and the extra I don't want to eat gets cleaned up with an unused kleenex and tossed.

Any other eaters here?

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Any other eaters here?

There's loads of threads on eating it. If you could have your foreskin, you wouldn't need all that lube. Then you could eat it all up.

 

[D_Geaffartson_Glandhammer]

That's not very manly, Danly. Worrying about where it's going to blow detracts from the experience for me. You must be a real shooter?

Yeah I am. Plus I usually do it in front of the computer watching porn and the last thing I want is cum sticking between my keyboard keys lol. I'm not the only one who uses it.

 

[simbablk]

I try to shoot onto myself so that I don't have to clean it off anything else--though my laptop gets a little bad sometimes.

I love to eat my cum--it's part of the deal with masturbation as far as I'm concerned. I'm amazed by the people who don't like it. The only problem is that lube tastes bad, so I can only eat the cum that flies past my cock. The cum/lube mixture and the extra I don't want to eat gets cleaned up with an unused kleenex and tossed.

Any other eaters here?

I'm an eater. I don't use lube so I don't have that problem.

 

[crossy]

Well, I never wanked off beforel I became a member of LPSG. Actually I just thought that my wiener was strictly for pissing.
Since discovering the gallery and two special ladies, my vigorous wanking has destroyed 2 keyboards, and dissolved one optical mouse. I am powerless to do any kind of clean up, it all happens so fast.

 

[hyphap]

I need to get back to going without it more often, just to get a different experience.The stuff I use is just really nice. Liquid Silk, you should check it out.

 

[RubberHarley]

To me, that is part of the great experience of shooting off. Cumming into your pubic hair. Now I guess if you don't want to do that you can always don a condom before you shoot off. But one of the great things about sex with my wife is that she likes to masturbate me "natural". Nothing on.... no rags.... no nothing except to watch my cum fly up into the air and land all over me or her. We find that this is more enjoyable. Hey... whatever turns you on!!!!!

 

[flyeva02]

Before I fall asleep, I blow my load into a bath towel. When I wake up in the morning, I pop off again and just shoot that on my chest. Usually gets on my pillow and face. Then I just jump in the shower.

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Twice a day. Good for you. Welcome.

 

[gingernuts]

I leave out some pages from newspaper, I love letting rip all over it and spraying my load every where.

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

clean-up depends on my mood - either rag or ?????

 

[SilverTrain]

I leave out some pages from newspaper, I love letting rip all over it and spraying my load every where.

I used to do a lot of that in my younger days when I still lived with the parents. I especially loved the sound of the load landing on the newpaper. It gave a loud staccato effect that was a total turn on. (I did this when the parents were not home).

My favorite thing was jerking off outdoors, in the back yard. This required stealth and bravery, but it was a complete thrill.

I also once had a magnificent wank on a solo hike into some local mountains on a nice sunny day. I was nervous that some undesirable would come along. I was also hopeful that some desirable would come along (major porn fantasy).

No clean up involved in any of these!

 

[dissolver]

Being shaved eliminates any problem with pubes.

 

[B_dxjnorto]

I leave out some pages from newspaper, I love letting rip all over it and spraying my load everywhere.

Yeah, forgot about that one. Also as SilverTrain says -- nice to let it go outdoors.

 

[Ed69]

one of the great things about sex with my wife is that she likes to masturbate me "natural". Nothing on.... no rags.... no nothing except to watch my cum fly up into the air and land all over me or her. We find that this is more enjoyable. Hey... whatever turns you on!!!!!

My wife has been doing the same thing in the last couple months.She seems to get a thrill from seeing and feeling me shoot off with just her hand.It feels great for me,she gets her fun and we go to sleep.:smile:

 

[D_Wangles Wankinmat]

i always try and cum into a sock or a hankie or away from my pubes to avoid that problem

 

[HYBREASAL]

Don't have that problem- I usually just have a load that oozes out in a couple of glumps- rarely shoot or spray!

 

[youngdumbfullofcum]

i shoot my load on my boxers.

 

[jcxrm]

My cum doesn't usually fly far, so I just let it land on my belly or dribble back down my shaft, and let it soak up in my pubic hair, t-shirt or underpants. I have a shower every morning so there is no unpleasantness at work.
In fact, the only time I can remember firing any distance, the hunky owner of a bar in Brussels was fucking me in the kitchen of the bar, he stimulated my prostate so well that when I came I fired right across the kitchen onto the fridge about two metres away!