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You know for a fact you're gonna make a huge mess and you don't care, but afterwards you're thinking wtf did I just do that for?

You tell yourself this time you're definitely gonna taste your cum, but once the first shot spurts out you lose all interest even during the ebbing euphoria of the subsequent spurts.

I love these two haha. Second one is soo true.
 

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After a long stroke session along with some great ball stretching I often reach the point of a real leg shaker of an orgasm and begin giggling like the village idiot. And I can't stop until I'm all the way done shooting. It's a wonderful sensation.
 

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Having the best orgasm ever..."god, oh yes, of FUCK......" only afterward realizing the intercom in your room is in the talk mode and everyone in the house heard you!!!! Yes, it actually happened!!
 

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Using the body wash or shampoo as lube in the shower, then realizing near the end, just before you're about to shoot, that the damn stuff is burning, but you finish up anyway because you want and need the release.

Busting a nut at work and just as you're about to shoot, the men's room door opens and despite that fact, you find yourself moaning without meaning too. Plus, you shoot everywhere and some lands on the floor, just as the other guy enters the stall next to you, drops his pants, and sits down, his shoes just inches from the puddles of your cum.

Oh damn, that was over sooner than I intended.
 

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I have a rule of never coming in the shower if I can help it. Cum is hard as hell to get off after if it's stuck anywhere on the body lol. It's like getting off glitter!
 

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I wonder a lot about the smell, as the guys mentioned above. Chicks smell stronger (better! :D) than guys throughout the process, and I've had people walk in just a moment after I was able to cover myself. Other things mentioned previously I can relate to as well... we're not so different after all. lol
 

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A friend and I when younger were wanking over some porn and I shot a load but it went right over my friends computer keyboard and screen ! One of the first times I ever shot a load I was impressed !


Realizing there's a blind open and anyone could have had a fantastic view into your wankfest.

Having someone actually walk in on you while you're in mid-stroke.

Cumming on your mom's prized sofa pillows and trying to prevent permanent staining.

Cumming in someone else's bathroom, and you're not sure where all the cum went.

Loving your cock and balls more than anyone has a right to love anything.
 

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OMG I always wonder if my dead relatives watch me while I'm jackin off too...I alwaysnthought that was a strange thought I'm so happy I'm not the only one....

What about when you've been edging for an hour/two and you blow a huge load and a big wad lands in eyes...the shit not only burns your eyes but you have to deal with having red eyes for the next two days.
 

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You having a great session and the phone rings and it's you mom... Instant boner killer
 

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You're sitting there masturbating and your pet cat or dog wanders into the room, catches you at it and gives you the most disapproving look - not only does it completely kill the mood, a disapproving pet stare (especially from a cat) can fill you with absolute shame!
 

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You're sitting there masturbating and your pet cat or dog wanders into the room, catches you at it and gives you the most disapproving look - not only does it completely kill the mood, a disapproving pet stare (especially from a cat) can fill you with absolute shame!

Actually, I can't bring myself to wank in front of my or anyone's pets or have sex in front of them either.
 

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You're sitting there masturbating and your pet cat or dog wanders into the room, catches you at it and gives you the most disapproving look - not only does it completely kill the mood, a disapproving pet stare (especially from a cat) can fill you with absolute shame!


Totally true!
Or you have a pet that wants to sit next to you or on you when your in the monent and they wont go away when you try and push them away with your elbow.
Or your cat or kitten starts to play with your hand/arm and scatches the hell out of it right when your about to cum.
 

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I wonder is people can smell when I've been jerking off, or I just get used to the scent...

I've been able o tell the sent of "old" cum from a recent session and the dick not cleaned off yet. Elevators, close proximity meetings, in class. The odor is very distinct. All I do is smile and give a cordial greeting, if only they can read my thoughts of what kind of session I imagine it was for them. :rolleyes:
 

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I have a rule of never coming in the shower if I can help it. Cum is hard as hell to get off after if it's stuck anywhere on the body lol. It's like getting off glitter!

Especially if your hairy. That's why I shave down there.