masturbation facts

[GADawg2]

I hear ya man. I wonder the same.

 

[brinzaulsschwul]

I love this thread

Sitting at your office desk, chair lowered, banging one off after most people have left, suddenly finding no time to get to the toilets, shoot you load under the desk as the cleaners arrive - yes that happened to me - total slut

 

[RideRocket]

Getting a cramp right as I'm about to cum really puts a damper on things.

 

[B_liono]

Getting a cramp right as I'm about to cum really puts a damper on things.

Agghhhh, me too. I only really get them if I'm sitting, like I feel it in my thigh.

 

[NumberTwentySix]

Does anyone else think any sound you make beating off gets louder as you are about to cum, especially if you're trying to hide it from someone?

 

[gamechina]

You are almost there ready to bust a nut when the phone rings all too persistently.

In the excitement the load shoots an inadvertent drop or two onto your shirt and you need to step out subsequently.

The tissue box is out of tissue and you have come all over your abs then stepping out of the room is near impossible.

Something naughty runs in your mind and you warm up to a shag with a semi hard and just then you have to step out for an uncalled for errand.

 

[ChicagoSW]

After a long stroke session along with some great ball stretching I often reach the point of a real leg shaker of an orgasm and begin giggling like the village idiot. And I can't stop until I'm all the way done shooting. It's a wonderful sensation.

I have definitely laughed a bit immediately after or even during the final moments - and there wasn't even anything humorous to make me laugh. I guess I was just enjoying it so much that I felt like laughing? Hasn't happened with a partner, though, thankfully. I can just imagine how that would go. "The fuck are you laughing at?! Did I make a weird face? Now I'm self-conscious! Jerk!"

 

[criminalatino]

hahahaha it was when i was 13, now im 20, i just like to jerk and it doesn't matter if its bad, but it was too cute to remind it

 

[fangirl]

waking up in the middle of a wet dream and spending the next two hours of your morning finishing yourself off only to roll over and realize that your boyfriends dog has been staring at you for the entire time. yeah.... that ruined the after orgasm bask and glow.

 

[nicenycdick]

Feeling that urge coming on at work, you rush into a secluded storage room and start stroking. You start to cum and that's when you notice a security camera in the ceiling.

Happened.

 

[D_Fizzy Cola Bottles]

Being deep in the vibe, about to unload, the porno going and...

Your mom calls and starts talking on the answering machine, reminding you of some baby shower or wedding coming up this Saturday...