Masturbation Myths

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by MrMXYZPTLK, Nov 29, 2007.

  1. MrMXYZPTLK

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    Hey everyone,

    Just to let you know now, this is not a post to be taken seriously.

    But my question, What MYTHS and or lies have your PARENTS told you about Masterbating.

    Here are some of the Common ones:
    -If you do it to much you'll go blind.
    -People that masterbate all the time grow hair on thier Palms.
    -If you play with it to much it'll fall right off.
    -Everytime you Masterbate God kills a Kitten.
    -If you play with it to much you can break it.


    Anyone have anymore to add?
     
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    All the kittens in my neighborhood mysteriously died:biggrin1:
     
  3. D_golden parachute

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    I never had a 'sex talk' with my parents

    You might want to learn to spell though

    masturbation
     
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    I was told if you don't spell masturbation correctly a fairy dies.

    My parents never talked to me about sex so I never learned anything negative or positive regarding it.
     
  5. MrMXYZPTLK

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    Yeah I have better things to do on my freetime . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HAHA.
     
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    Yeah hanging on sex sites asking about masturbation must keep you really busy :)
     
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    No one every told me this, but I was always afraid that I would run out of sperm/semen. I usually had to check every day to see if everything was still O.K.
     
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    that's why many people are blind..lol

    so,does that count blind woman?
     
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    Got caught once, and was told that all the women in the magazine were air brushed and fake and don't really look like that. Yeah, it spoiled the moment for a young teenager.
     
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    Mastabattaion leeds too disslexia - becase it maks yoo squint and yu cant cee straighat . . . :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    Yeah, the truth has ruined many things...
     
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    my dad told me once that 80% of men masturbate.
    (the other 20% are liars)
    good way of lightening up the subject and yet making it seem normal
     
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    Same here. I never got the birds and the bees talk from my parents and no sex ed at school. I did get caught once by dad when I was around 16. He walked in on me, quickly walked out, and I still didn't get the "talk". He never said a word. I kind of knew it all by then, anyway. Well, I thought I knew it all. :wink:
     
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    One of biggest myths of masturbation is that it's spelled with an 'e'

    (Reads upwards...someone beat me to it)

    Some other myths:

    Hairy palms
    The more you do it, the more your testicles will shrink and will shrivel to the size of raisins
    You won't be able to have children if you're a self abuser
     
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    Well, I've done it ... quite a bit:wank::yikes::notworthy: ... and I have myopia, presbyopia, and keratoconus.
    If we could find a team willing to look into my, um, activities (a videographer, say), and check out my ophthalmalogists' records ... why ...
    we could have the start of a peer-reviewed article.
    Or a video.
    Takers?
     
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    Do you think the Pope masturbates?
     
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    I was told that I would go blind if I masturbated. I told my mother that I would only do it till I needed glasses. Dam these coke sized lenses are really heavy. lol
     
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    He calls it bashing the bishop.
     
  19. MrMXYZPTLK

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    Hey now, Women Masturbate too.
     
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    Only single people masturbate.


    ...Not true.
     
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