Masturbation Myths

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Hey everyone,

Just to let you know now, this is not a post to be taken seriously.

But my question, What MYTHS and or lies have your PARENTS told you about Masterbating.

Here are some of the Common ones:
-If you do it to much you'll go blind.
-People that masterbate all the time grow hair on thier Palms.
-If you play with it to much it'll fall right off.
-Everytime you Masterbate God kills a Kitten.
-If you play with it to much you can break it.


Anyone have anymore to add?
 

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I was told if you don't spell masturbation correctly a fairy dies.

My parents never talked to me about sex so I never learned anything negative or positive regarding it.
 

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No one every told me this, but I was always afraid that I would run out of sperm/semen. I usually had to check every day to see if everything was still O.K.
 

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Got caught once, and was told that all the women in the magazine were air brushed and fake and don't really look like that. Yeah, it spoiled the moment for a young teenager.
 

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Got caught once, and was told that all the women in the magazine were air brushed and fake and don't really look like that. Yeah, it spoiled the moment for a young teenager.

Yeah, the truth has ruined many things...
 

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I never had a 'sex talk' with my parents


Same here. I never got the birds and the bees talk from my parents and no sex ed at school. I did get caught once by dad when I was around 16. He walked in on me, quickly walked out, and I still didn't get the "talk". He never said a word. I kind of knew it all by then, anyway. Well, I thought I knew it all. :wink:
 

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One of biggest myths of masturbation is that it's spelled with an 'e'

(Reads upwards...someone beat me to it)

Some other myths:

Hairy palms
The more you do it, the more your testicles will shrink and will shrivel to the size of raisins
You won't be able to have children if you're a self abuser
 

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-If you do it to much you'll go blind.

Well, I've done it ... quite a bit:wank::yikes::notworthy: ... and I have myopia, presbyopia, and keratoconus.
If we could find a team willing to look into my, um, activities (a videographer, say), and check out my ophthalmalogists' records ... why ...
we could have the start of a peer-reviewed article.
Or a video.
Takers?