Hey everyone, Just to let you know now, this is not a post to be taken seriously. But my question, What MYTHS and or lies have your PARENTS told you about Masterbating. Here are some of the Common ones: -If you do it to much you'll go blind. -People that masterbate all the time grow hair on thier Palms. -If you play with it to much it'll fall right off. -Everytime you Masterbate God kills a Kitten. -If you play with it to much you can break it. Anyone have anymore to add?