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Lex said:
Dried in, worked-in cum stains rarely come out in the wash.
Wow, maybe you're not using the right soap or something! I've been humping my bed and cumming on my sheets ever since I was 10 or 11 (I did it that way because I started masturbating before I could get an erection). Well, I've gotten loads of cum on my sheets and cloths over the years and each time they wash out just fine with no traces.
 

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KaiDog said:
Wow, maybe you're not using the right soap or something! I've been humping my bed and cumming on my sheets ever since I was 10 or 11 (I did it that way because I started masturbating before I could get an erection). Well, I've gotten loads of cum on my sheets and cloths over the years and each time they wash out just fine with no traces.

Technically, I meant when I was a kid and my grandmother was doing the laundry.
 

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PinkSteel said:
...Once before receiving a blow job I poured some Kahlua on my knob...Big Mistake, it burned like hell...

That's strange! One of the nicest blowjobs I ever had was in the old Eagle Bar in NYC, where someone alternated between sucking my cock and dunking it in his black russian (Kahlua and vodka). No pain or burning, just pleasant alternation between a warm, velvety mouth and a cold drink.
 

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That's strange! One of the nicest blowjobs I ever had was in the old Eagle Bar in NYC, where someone alterated between sucking my cock and dunking it in his black russian (Kahlua and vodka). No pain or burning, just pleasant alternation between a warm, velvety mouth and a cold drink.

I've never had a problem with people drinking drinks off my cock either. Eric has all the slutty bar fun!
 

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Lex said:
...Eric has all the slutty bar fun!

Alas, the old NYC Eagle is gone, the Spike is gone, the Loading Dock is closed, My Place is gone, Cuffs is closed... Where's a man to find a good, slutty bar these days? Time for another trip abroad! Or just to IML...
 

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So, the NYC Eagle I was just looking up is a new one? I hope they didn't go all PC queer on it. UGH.

If I had a host and some buds to hang with at IML, I would SO consider going.
 

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Lex said:
So, the NYC Eagle I was just looking up is a new one? I hope they didn't go all PC queer on it...

The old Eagle, and its notorious back hallway, is long gone, and the old owner (Jack) has, I believe, retired to Florida. The New Eagle moved a few blocks uptown. I had a nice conversation last year when I bumped into the owner in Chicago. He very much wants it to be a true leather bar, but in its Chelsea location, it has a broader crowd of customers. At one point, the bar was getting very "festive," and that back alley was, um, interesting. However, many New Yorkers misjudged what would happen after the Giuliani administration and its "sex police" ended. To everyone's surprise, under mayor Bloomberg, things were stricter than expected, so the Eagle, as well as some other places, got into a bit of trouble. I haven't been in a long while, so things may have changed again. Maybe I'll drop by when I'm back east in a few weeks.
 

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Maybe it has something to do with getting booze in the pee hole:biggrin1:
I had a girl go down on me with a mouthful of tequilla, and it hurt pretty bad. But she also scratched my dick with her braces. So maybe it was the non-bleeding open wound? Either way.. NEVER AGAIN...... well maybe one more time.:rolleyes: