Masturbation Phrases

D_Navengil Nutroll · Apr 5, 2010

name some ones that you use or know of that are funny. like...

polish your pole
wax the carrot
beat your meat

D_Sparroe Spongecaques · Apr 5, 2010

spanking the monkey
five knuckle shuffle
knocking one out

for the gals-flicking the bean

conntom · Apr 5, 2010

buff the dolphin
rub one out
make the snake spit
and now my new fav...

gotta go fleshlight it.

DesertCruiser · Apr 5, 2010

Chokin' the chicken

B_hungprepjock · Apr 5, 2010

Milking the Bull

TurkeyWithaSunburn · Apr 5, 2010

bashing the bishop

Pecker · Apr 5, 2010

Playing the bagpipe.

eargnai · Apr 5, 2010

jerkin the gerkin

mariamluvsEMbig · Apr 5, 2010

double-clicking your mouse

luvmycock · Apr 6, 2010

pickle your pepper
stroke the ego
jack off

mariamluvsEMbig · Apr 8, 2010

interrogating the political prisoner

D_Navengil Nutroll · Apr 8, 2010

mariamluvsEMbig said:
interrogating the political prisoner

this one is brand new on me. never heard it.

lopo2000 · Apr 8, 2010

pamper the donkey...

mariamluvsEMbig · Apr 9, 2010

HungNPHL said:
this one is brand new on me. never heard it.

now you have

beretta8 · Apr 9, 2010

tenderizing the meat

ferfed · Apr 9, 2010

threading the needle

lopo2000 · Apr 10, 2010

Polishing the pipe.

ferfed · Apr 10, 2010

jinnin my juice

lopo2000 · Apr 10, 2010

Squeezing the cowmilk...

ferfed · Apr 10, 2010

purgin of the splooge