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Masturbation Phrases

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_Navengil Nutroll, Apr 5, 2010.

  1. D_Navengil Nutroll

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    name some ones that you use or know of that are funny. like...

    polish your pole
    wax the carrot
    beat your meat
     
  2. D_Sparroe Spongecaques

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    spanking the monkey
    five knuckle shuffle
    knocking one out

    for the gals-flicking the bean
     
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    buff the dolphin
    rub one out
    make the snake spit
    and now my new fav...

    gotta go fleshlight it.
     
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    Chokin' the chicken
     
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    Milking the Bull
     
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    bashing the bishop
     
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    Pecker Retired Moderator

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    Playing the bagpipe.
     
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    jerkin the gerkin
     
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    double-clicking your mouse
     
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    pickle your pepper
    stroke the ego
    jack off
     
  11. mariamluvsEMbig

    mariamluvsEMbig Legendary Member

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    interrogating the political prisoner
     
  12. D_Navengil Nutroll

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    this one is brand new on me. never heard it.
     
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    lopo2000 Sexy Member

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    pamper the donkey...
     
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    mariamluvsEMbig Legendary Member

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    now you have :p
     
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    beretta8 Sexy Member

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    tenderizing the meat
     
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    threading the needle
     
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    Polishing the pipe.
     
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    jinnin my juice
     
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    Squeezing the cowmilk...
     
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    purgin of the splooge
     
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    explosion of lava...
     
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    asexual explosion
     
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    Under the Volcano
     
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    bustin seams
     
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    clean the pipe
     
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    Fuck yourself
     
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    Polishing the knob
     
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    So direct and honest, like it...
     
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